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"..when we pretend that we're dead"

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as much of a self-admitted cunt that i am, please do not take it personally if i cannot reply to everyones messages or comments... i get a crapload of each every time i log into myspace, and its very difficult to keep up, especially since i only pop in and out for a few minutes at a time... please dont think i hate you (unless you are an asshole that doesnt read profiles and asks for me to chat or for nekkid pics or camming or whatever stupid shit some idiots love to send), there just isnt enough time in the day to keep up with everyone....
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Made by Irish Royalty
well, im finally going back to school!!! in two years, i will hopefully have my cosmetology liscense and would love to work for movies, magazines, fashion shows, photoshoots, etc.... yay, im a student again!JOIN THIS NOW BECAUSE I SAID SO AND YOU LOVE ME:
check out deviantnation.com, brokendollz.com, and spiceplay.com bitches!
"A PITTSBURGH GIRL KNOWS JUST AS MUCH ABOUT FOOTBALL AS HER GUY FRIENDS, IN SOME CASES, EVEN MORE. SHE DRINKS BEER BECAUSE IT TASTES GOOD BUT KNOWS WHEN TO BE CLASSY AND DRINK SOMETHING MORE SOPHISTICATED. SHE OWNS A STEELER JERSEY NOT JUST BECAUSE ITS CUTE BUT BECAUSE SHE SUPPORTS HER TEAM AND UNDERSTANDS THE GAME. SHE LOVES KENNYWOOD AND ISN'T AFRAID TO ORDER CHEESE FRIES FROM THE POTATO PATCH BECAUSE, LETS FACE IT, PITTSBURGH GIRLS WEAR WINTER COATS AND SCARVES A LOT MORE THAN BIKINIS AND FLIP FLOPS. A PITTSBURGH GIRL LOVES ST. PATRICK'S DAY EVEN IF SHES NOT IRISH BECAUSE GREEN BEER IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL. PITTSBURGH GIRLS DON'T HAVE A FUNNY ACCENT. THEY JUST SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE. THE WORD YINZ IS DEAR TO HER HEART. A PITTSBURGH GIRL BLEEDS BLACK AND GOLD AND KNOWS HOW TO HAVE A GREAT TIME. SHES STYLISH AND SWEET AND NEVER TRASHY. SHE HAS A GREAT EDUCATION AND LOVES HER FRIENDS AND FAMILY. A PITTSBURGH GIRL GOES TO CHURCH ON SUNDAY HUNG OVER, ONLY TO BE LET OUT BY THE PRIEST EARLY BECAUSE THE STEELERS KICK OFF AT ONE. A PITTSBURGH GIRL MIGHT NOT LIVE BY THE BEACH BUT THE THREE RIVERS ARE JUST AS GOOD! SHE HAS SEEN ALL FOUR SEASONS AND HAS A REASON TO LOVE AND HATE EACH OF THEM. SHES THE TYPE OF GIRL YOU CAN CALL LATE AT NIGHT AND SPILL YOUR HEART OUT TO. SHES THE TYPE YOU CAN TAKE HOME TO MOM AND DAD WITHOUT WORRYING THEY WON'T LIKE HER. BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES A PITTSBURGH GIRL. IF YOU NEED A GIRL TO TAKE TO THE GAME, SHE'LL BE THERE. IF YOU NEED A FRIEND TO HELP YOU OUT AT THE MALL, SHES THERE. IF YOU NEED A DRINKING BUDDY, SHE'LL BE THERE WITH HER ROLLING ROCK. SO GIVE HER A POKE IF YOU LOVE HER. SEND HER A MESSAGE AND LET HER KNOW YOU CARE. COPY AND PASTE THIS ON HER WALL TO LET HER KNOW: YOU CAN TAKE THE GIRL OUT OF PITTSBURGH BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE THE PITTSBURGH OUT OF THE GIRL!""...
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My Interests

brokendollz.com, tattoos, manicjane.com, piercings, wigs, hair falls, boots, brokendollz, fishnets, spiceplay.com... absolutely obsessed with MAC cosmetics and did i mention, broken dollz?.......

I'd like to meet:

and all the other beautiful dollz and deviants!!sorry, guys, i dont want to meet those of you who send the "im going to be in your area, lets hook up!", "heres my AIM handle, lets hookup!", "i can eat pussy really well*, lets hookup!", "i have a 9 inch cock and can make women scream*", or messages telling me your entire sexual history... I DONT CARE... if you have a picture of your cock in your main image, its not going to make me want you... cocks are ugly looking, i dont care what size it is, or what it looks like, it doesnt do anything for me, and im sure people on my friends list would just love to be listed right next to a close up of a cock and hairy asshole... plus if the pic doesnt show your face, how do i know its not someone else and youre just making up for a 2 inch pencil stub? ick... im going to stop talking about cocks now...
*- any guy who brags about anything, usually cant deliver anyway... its the modest ones you gotta watch out for... plus im turned off by the whole "im so great, blah blah blah, fart fart fart, poop poop" messages....
IF YOU CANT FUCKING UNDERSTAND THIS, OR "WHAT IM HERE FOR: FRIENDS AND NETWORKING" AND SEND ME FUCKING "LETS MEET UP," OR WHATEVER BULLSHIT YOU SEND (SERIOUSLY IF YOU HAVE TO LOOK FOR A GIRL ONLINE TO GET LAID, YOU HAVE ISSUES, BECAUSE 1) GET OUT MORE AND MEET A REAL GIRL AND NOT JUST SOME PICTURE/PROFILE YOU SEE ONLINE, and 2) YOU MUST NOT BE THAT GREAT IF YOU HAVE TO HIDE BEHIND A FUCKING COMPUTER TO GET CHICKS.....ALSO, I DO NOT WANT TO TRADE PICS, CAM, OR WHATEVER THE FUCK ELSE YOU ASK... IF YOU WANT TO SEE PICS, JOIN A SITE I MODEL FOR... NO FREEBIES, YOU HAVE TO PAY TO SEE THEM LIKE THE REST, SO QUIT FUCKING ASKING...FAILURE TO COMPLY WITH MY "STOP SENDING ME LETS HOOK UP, ETC MESSAGES" WILL RESULT TO ME ANALLY RAPING YOUR CAT OR DOG WITH A PITCHFORK WHILE YOUR GRANDMOTHER WATCHES...

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My Peeps, yo
I have a crapload of friends.

Deviantnation.com

brokendollz

Broken Promo

www.brokendollz.com

Brokendollz Promotion

Brokendollz Pimpin Page

The Brokendollz Pimp

Altporn.net

Tummytotoes.com

Twistedview

Dafreak

Dipshit

Yay, it's Sara!

Mallorie shot the sheriff

Fedora

Modified Management

Girlz of Modified

Jessika

Blackmarket Bodyparts

My Karaoke buddy and partner in crime- ANITA!

Little Cup

Pennyroyal

Angel Gein

[DN] Tattooed Girls

[DN]Doctor Girlfriend

Medea

Heretic

Telia (TK)

Nina is Broken

Rockstar will kick you in the xcuntx

Brutaliteestore.com

The Cyklops Bunny!

Mandi From Brokendollz

Sylver

Madame Fifi

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

Bell

F-box

House of Reeds

Siren

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Music:

Alice in Chains....faster pussycat, warrant, slaughter, jackyl, poison, etc ( oh i love that genre of wonderful music... long live the awesome guitar riffs, the HAIR, the greatest music to ever come out....)... ICP, Twiztid, Kottonmouth Kings, OPM, Lords of Acid, Ednaswap, L7, Pantera, Korn....

Movies:

rocky horror picture show, cheerleader massacre, slumber party massacre 1-3, sorority house massacre 1 and 2, prom night 1-3, just about any cheesy slasher flicks...

Heroes:

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My Blog

Sooooo did anyone else hear the rumor about Brokendollz?

I heard it through the grapevine that there is a rumor going around that Brokendollz will be doing the same thing they did last New Year's day to help everyone though their hangovers...here's the post...
Posted by [dn] delilahbrat [bd] on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 02:21:00 PST

With the holidays coming up, figured I would post my wishlist....

Doctored Locks hair stuff since I go to school for cosmetology, and stuff....yes, I'm greedy, I have three amazon sections, one for hair stuff for school, one for books (because I love to read), and o...
Posted by [dn] delilahbrat [bd] on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 04:10:00 PST

Anyone want to help donate teddy bears to less fortunate children for the holidays?

Deadline Dec  5th! I am planning on donating some teddy bears to some organizations/ charities such as toys for tots for the holidays. I was wondering if anyone else would be interested in doing ...
Posted by [dn] delilahbrat [bd] on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:31:00 PST

Please vote for me!

  click on the photos and vote. Please. I will love you forever.I love cute outfits and costumes (especially for photos), so I entered a contest on howcool.com which the prizes are gift certifica...
Posted by [dn] delilahbrat [bd] on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 05:28:00 PST

yay may babies

MAY BABY! Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm St...
Posted by [dn] delilahbrat [bd] on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 06:31:00 PST

so it WAS mono

went for one of my weekly checkups with the doctor... turns out he overlooked the one part of the test results for the nuclear antigen, which determines the difference between being exposed to it, and...
Posted by [dn] delilahbrat [bd] on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 11:17:00 PST

hahahhhahhhahhaha

Date: Mar 10, 2006 12:59 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ] Subject: You Want Some Viagra Body: Hurting from pain, depression or heartburn? We will help you! Big choice of helpfull meds to give...
Posted by [dn] delilahbrat [bd] on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 10:13:00 PST

blah

so, as usual, ive been sick... i havent had any energy in i dont know how long (very bad for the past two months though)... got bloodwork, i have a doctors appointment on friday so hopefully ill find ...
Posted by [dn] delilahbrat [bd] on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 09:15:00 PST

sick

i promise i will have the photos by the end of the weekend for those whos gifts i recieved... i havent had a voice since thursday afternoon, my tonsils hurt like a motherfucker (and i just finished an...
Posted by [dn] delilahbrat [bd] on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 09:11:00 PST

thank you thank you!

such a good week... so, i finally started a new job thanks to a heads up from a fellow myspacer... i am so happy! thank you! then, i got an awesome pair of shoes and a willy wonka hat (that looks ador...
Posted by [dn] delilahbrat [bd] on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 11:36:00 PST