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About Me

I like kissing girls and making fried bologna sandwiches.
You Are 100% Redneck
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But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks! How Weird Are You?
This here is a picture of me before the accident.
Me and my old girlfriend Katie.
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This here is what chitlins look like. Makes my mouth water just peekin' at 'em.
Chitlins, the other white meat. :)
This is a picture of Gladys flourin's up the chitlins at Peabo's. She's got better spices than that there Colonel !!!!
This here's a picture of Joe Don and Pete fryin's up some chitlins at Peabo's. YUM YUM !!!!
This here is Lester. He's Peabo's half-brother's cousin's husband's brother. That lady is his wife Sheila Mae. Gladys is her momma.
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My Interests

Kissing girls and fried bologna sandwiches...
You Are Olde English
Drinking is more than a hobby for you. It's your favorite drug.
When you drink, you want to get wasted. As quickly and cheaply as possible.
Looking back on your best times drinking... well, you don't remember them at all.
You may be a few brain cells short, but you still can chug a 40! What's Your Beer Personality?

Name : Casper Kitchens, Jr.
Birthdate : Casper
Birthdate : My Momma
Birthplace : At the hospital
Current Location : at home
Eye Color : red, sometimes
Hair Color : I don't color it
Height : high enough
Height : just right
Piercings : no holes
Tatoos : like that little guy on Fantasy Island?
Boyfriend/Girlfriend : nope/nope
Boyfriend/Girlfriend : uh huh
Overused Phraze : SHUT UP YOU RETARD !!!!!!!
FAVORITES
Food : good
Food : Peabo's
Candy : she's nice
Number : ain't got no phone
Color : I color pretty good
Animal : I am not!!!!
Drink : yes I do
Body Part on Opposite sex : I like my body part "IN" opposite sex. HEE HEE
Perfume : only after I fart
Favorite TV Show : Tony Little's "Gazzelle" exercise machine show
Favorite Music Album : ain't never sang on one
Favorite Movie : ain't seen one of them in a while, but I like that there Forrest Gump.
Favorite Actor : Pee Wee Herman is funny
This or That
Pepsi or Coke : Nehi orange
McDonalds or BurgerKing : Dairy Barn
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate or vanilla what?
Hot Chocolate or Coffee : Hot coffee
Kiss or Hug : both
Dog or Cat : possum
Rap or Punk : country
Summer or Winter : too hot and too cold
Scary Movies or Funny Movies : scary funnies
Love or Money : money fer love
YOUR...
Bedtime : after my story
Most Missed Memory : i got a bunch of them
Best phyiscal feature : it ain't polite to show that
First Thought Waking Up : huh?
Ambition : I ain't bitchin
Best Friends : Joe Don and Pete
Weakness : fried bologna sandwiches
Fears : no fried bologna sandwiches
Longest relationship : my right hand
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner : with my left hand
Ever been beaten up : with both hands
Ever beaten someone up : hell no
Ever Shoplifted : the bible says not to
Ever Skinny Dipped : can you skinny dip with a fat girl?
Ever Kissed Opposite sex : heck yeah
Been Dumped Lately : I took a dump this morning like always
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color : not too red
Favorite Hair Color : like that girl in Victoria Secret book
Short or Long : long enough to get er done
Height : about that high
Style : doggy
Looks or Personality : nice
Hot or Cute nice
Muscular or Really Skinny : nice
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit : Hazard County
How do you want to Die : all the way
Been to the Mall Lately : does the dollar store count?
Get along with your Parents : which ones?
Health Freak : what you mean?
Do you think your Attractive : with bologna I am
Believe in Yourself : bible says not to worship false idols
Want to go to College : I drove around it a couple of times
Do you Smoke : I ain't never looked
Do you Drink : when I get thirsty
Shower Daily : It don't rain here that much
Been in Love : who is she?
Do you Sing : in the rain
Want to get Married : I said, what's her name?
Do you want Children : nope. I want mine growed up
Age you wanna lose your Virginity : I hate to lose stuff
Hate anyone : It ain't polite to hate nobody

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet girls that like to kiss and eat fried bologna sandwiches.

Music:

I like songs that sing about kissing girls.... and about fried bologna sandwiches.

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Movies:

Sling Blade, Forrest Gump, Rainman, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest. I like that movie "Fried Bologna Sandwiches". It had a lot of girl kissing in it.

Television:

It just shows Oscar Meyer and Bryan commercials all the time. "My bologna has a first name...."

Sometimes I watch King of the Hill:
HANK: All right, Dale. Help him.
DALE: Wait. Is this a trick?
HANK: Nope. Let 'er rip. Just keep it clean.
DALE: Bill!! Bill, you have to be the stupidest man on the planet to think this is a good idea! Have you seen what you're wearing?! That outfit makes you look like a sequined train wreck! Look at you!! You're part of a twelve-headed Jackass! This chorus is the feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity! You people make me envy the deaf and the blind! Underwear.. buddy.. fat...

Books:

"Bologna for Dummies"

Heroes:

Forrest Gump, Raymond Babbitt, Karl Childers, Lloyd Christmas, Harry Dunne, Bobby Boucher, Beavis and Butt-Head, Jethro Bodine, and Pee Wee Herman.

My Blog

What is a Billion?????

> What is a BILLION?? > > This is too true to be funny (and really NOT funny at all!) The next > time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, > think about whether you want th...
Posted by Casper Kitchens, Jr. on Sat, 17 May 2008 12:18:00 PST

Benefit show for Buddy Flett featuring Hubert Sumlin and Kenny Wayne Shepherd

Shreveport's own Buddy Flett will be honored with a benefit concert on April 27th at The Strand Theatre in Shreveport, featuring Kenny Wayne Shepherd, blues legend Hubert Sumlin, and many more great m...
Posted by Casper Kitchens, Jr. on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:39:00 PST

Please sign Petition to get Dale & Grace in to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame

Please Repost !!!Howdy folks,I've started this petition to try and get the 60's duo "Dale and Grace" nominated for induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Here's some info on Dale and Grace:Dal...
Posted by Casper Kitchens, Jr. on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:50:00 PST

I’m from Louisiana... WHAT ABOUT IT ???????

The more I read stuff people post as blogs, bulletins and on their pages in general, the more I realize why people from other states think that those of us from Louisiana are a bunch of ILLITERATES!!!...
Posted by Casper Kitchens, Jr. on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 11:43:00 PST

Kids today have it EASY!!!!!!

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears withtheir tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning ... uphi...
Posted by Casper Kitchens, Jr. on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 08:22:00 PST

Chronological Order of Events Concerning the "Jena Six"

Chronological Order of Events Concerning the "Jena Six" Editor's Note: Because of the overwhelming number of requests from outside media and other individuals/groups, the Jena Times has compiled a ch...
Posted by Casper Kitchens, Jr. on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 06:08:00 PST

Lessons from Jena, La.

Lessons from Jena, La. By JASON WHITLOCK, writer for the Kansas City Star, who just happens to be African American. ------------------------------------------------------------ --- &...
Posted by Casper Kitchens, Jr. on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 12:23:00 PST

Bank of America SUCKS !!!!!!!

I checked this on www.truthorfiction.com, and it is true! I don't do business with Bank of America, and I won't be in the future for sure. ..> A conversation between a Cus...
Posted by Casper Kitchens, Jr. on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:46:00 PST

Food for Thought...

"The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the source, right? The Newsweek poll alleges that...
Posted by Casper Kitchens, Jr. on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:32:00 PST

Urine Test

urine test "Like a lot of folks in this state I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am req...
Posted by Casper Kitchens, Jr. on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 06:21:00 PST