Sqvirrel of the Damned

Game of the day
Your signal has been located by the Borg!!
You're in the need to know basement and you don't need to know.Just know this - disinformation is common here at "The Company" and there are reports of whole legions of false data peddlers surrounding my background. Don't be fooled by other Secret Squirrels that claim to be with "The Company." There is only me. There is only... Secret Sqvirrel.
Secret Sqvirrel needs nuts and has employee agreement with the 'Company'. I vill hire out my services for the right price. But please, limit your requests to suicide missions and scenarios with impossible odds. I specialize in Kobayashi Maru scenarios and Nakatomi Plaza escapes.
Currently a member of the Borg Collective, I am spearheading an operation to increase our kind in numbers. Recruitment detail.
I have a fleet of heavily modified Borg cubes. I have a super cube. There are over 6 million drones at my disposal. I have a virtual armada of federation vessels beneath my command. But most importantly, I run a five star hotel-casino named Casino De-La Borg! It's conveniently located only 3 light years from the Terran system. Come on down! In orbit around our pristine Casino planet is a growing number of beautiful Casino De-La Borg ship yards. We are constantly constructing and renovating old salvage ships from across the galaxy. For the cheapest starships in town, with the absolute best technology / gold pressed latinum ratio, come to Casino De-La Borg! If we don't sell it, we'll build it!For the past 6 months, Federation Corporation has been fully focused on providing the United Federation of Planets with a complete defensive upgrade, outfitting every planet within the Federation with our Orbital Defense Satellite Platforms. Within the month, the infrastructure will be complete, and Federation Corporation will be back up for public business operations as usual.