I like to keep myself busy...
I have three cats that keep me on the go...
and a foster ferret named Weaselly.
He likes to empty my underwear drawers while I'm out, and put everything on display. So just in case I bring a date home, they'll know right from the start if all my socks have mates.
and Goblin
my baby hippo sized guinea pig, that Muppet Girl gave me for Christmas.
The marshy little peninsula I call home.
My house. 3 bedroom split-level w/ 2 full baths and extra large nut pantry.
My new imaginary girlfriend.
She's not a bit of trouble and she looks nice in here.
She kinda makes up for the nasty feet jpeg.
I'd like to try everything at least once before I die. And still live long enough to do the good stuff twice.
I'm a long time backgammon player.
Let me win, and I'll pretend to like you. Really, I will. 8-D
I secretly enjoy reading really, really bad haiku. NO ONE MUST EVER KNOW !!!
Worst pet peeve: People with nasty feet. You can't be my friend if you have nasty feet.
For God's sake, just break down and get a pedicure if you're that lackadaisical about foot care. 8-(
Favorite quote: It wasn't me, really, I didn't do it.
I'm a "SPECIAL" member of Columbia House. 8-)
Alright Mikey, stop telling people how you grew up on the mean streets of Newport News. You're making us all look bad.
Plus you grew up less than three blocks away from Dean.
Bad way to overcompensate for your inadequacies Mike.
Oh and, Tom's not really my friend. Stop telling people you're my friend Tom, you lying bastard.
Anais Nin
(1903-1977)
"Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage."
Tom Waits
It's All Right With Me
Went missing at New Year's office party. Just come home Al, all will be forgiven.
This is what's in my CD player at the moment.
Quest for Fire
The ultimate guy movie.
It was a sad, sad day in TV-Land when The Tick was cancelled.
The Tick- Pilot- Episode 1 part 1
The Tick- Pilot- Episode 1 part 2
The Tick- Pilot- Episode 1 part 3
The Tick- Pilot- Episode 1 part 4
It makes a lovely gift for friends, relatives and co-workers.
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... you messed up ...", then point and laugh at your stupid ass.
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back nice and clean.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while, until someone better comes along.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "You freakin' drunk, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the crap out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will send this back to you and to 10 other fake friends just to kiss butt.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick your butt for crapping up their MySpace with this, then go crap up their other real friends MySpace with it. Then send it back to you just to be funny...