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Skwerl, Brazen Hussy

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About Me

WELL BEHAVED WOMEN RARELY MAKE HISTORY

.. I WORK NIGHTS, AM POORLY SOCIALISED AND MAY KICK PUPPIES. I LIKE CARS & MOTORCYCLES AND MOST SPORTS...I HAVE ANGER ISSUES STEMMING FROM WORKING/DATING...PEOPLE...'CUZ THEY OUT TO GET ME. I also have a CuteOverload.com addiction
***WRATHKETEERIAN UPDATE: 297 WRATHKETEERS!!!***
WE'RE ON UR INTARWEBS, WURSHUPIN UR SKWERLS!!11W00Televenty11!!!!!!- WE'RE GAINING ON YOU JONESTOWN...THE PLAGUE IS SPREADING!!!!!
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SEE THE WRATHKETEERIAN GOSPEL IN ALL ITS SKWERLY GLORY AT The GOSPEL According to SKWERL.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


OUR BELOVED LORD AND MASTER, FOAMY. PRAISE BE TO YOUR SQUIRRELLY WRATHINESS. HAIL FOAMY....AND KEVIN SMITH & PUPPIES...THE EASTER BUNNY & SANTA CLAUS: ANY FUZZY CRITTER BEARING CANDY IS ALRIGHT BY ME.

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

SKWERL's Carny ability:

You command the Sideshow Legion - a formidable entourage, and a match for even the best of armies.

'What is your Carny ability?' at QuizGalaxy.comYOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE NICE TO MEET...A GUY WHO DOES NOT HAVE ONE OR MORE OF THE FOLLOWING CHARACTER FLAWS: EXCESSIVE LYING, COWARDICE, ADDICTIONS (CHEMICAL, ELECTRONIC, GAMBLING, WHORING), DRAMA KING, EGOMANIA, CONDESCENSION, DUMBASSEDNESS...YOU KNOW SOMEONE FREE OF ABJECT DOUCHEBAGGERY...AND I WANT TO MEET SANTA.

My Blog

THE INTERWEBS AREN'T JUST FOR PORN...

THEY ARE ALSO FULL OF DOUCHEBAGS WITH SORE RIGHT ARMS BECAUSE OF PORN....MY DEAR FRIEND SENT ME THIS, AND I SHARE WITH YOU MY BELOVED LADY WRATHKETEERS- LET THE ILLUMINATION BEGIN!!!Essay: The Disastr...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 15:33:00 GMT

A BARREL OF CREAMY LITTLE MONKEYS IN EVERY SQUIRT!!!!!

LET'S PLAY 20 QUESTIONS REGARDING THE TITLE OF THIS RANT, SHALL WE?1.IS IT SPAM IN ENGRISH PEDDLING VIAGRA?NO.2. IS IT A TAIWANESE LADYBOY SEEKING 'MALE COMPANIONSHIP'? NO.3. IS IT A PRODUCT FOR SALE ...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Dec 2008 06:21:00 GMT

The Tao according to Her Holiness, Skwerl- vol II

Greetings my tax crunched Wrathketeerian masses- may the blessings of Maud'Dib rain upon you. I bring you another installment of the Tao According to me- your fearless leader. Finance: The stock ...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 02:06:00 GMT

PRODIGAL SKWERL RETURNS!

FART JOKES ARE FUNNY. AH MY WRATHKETEERS- I RETURN FROM MY NYC BASED EXILE TO YOUR WORSHIPFUL, LOVING EMBRACE. I HOPE YOU ARE ALL DOING WELL...IF NOT WELL, DAMN THAT SUCKS, FUCK- BLAH BLAH BLAH. ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 06:31:00 GMT

MAN THE ESCAPE POD!!!

WELL MY WRATHKETEERS, I HAVE FINALLY ESCAPED THE VENERABLE DEATHSTAR. I STAND READY TO BEGIN A NEW ADVENTURE- SKWERL IN THE CITY. IT WAS A BITTERSWEET PARTING- I WILL DEEPLY MISS MANY OF THE GREAT PEO...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 09:08:00 GMT

A NEW ADVENTURE

MY OH MY- 2007 ALMOST OVER! SO MANY CHANGES AND LESSONS LEARNED. INSTEAD OF FEAR, IT HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH A SPIRIT OF ADVENTURE AND EXCITEMENT I HAVEN'T FELT SINCE I DITCHED EVERYTHING AND MOVED TO ...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 04:01:00 GMT

THE RESTORATION

SEASONS GREETINGS WRATHKETEERS.TODAY WAS A BIG DAY FOR YOUR BELOVED SKWERL, I HAD AN INTERVIEW IN LOWER MANHATTAN AT NOON TODAY. IT WENT GREAT! HOWEVER IT WASN'T JUST THE INTERVIEW THAT CULLED SO MUCH...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:14:00 GMT

If its on CNN, it must be true

This is for all my night-shift working Wrathketeers out there...our jobs are trying to kill us...(from CNN.com) Overnight shift to be classified as 'probable' cancer cause LONDON, England (AP) --...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 04:03:00 GMT

THE HOME STRETCH

MERRY CHRISTMAHANAKWANZAKAH TO YOU  MY DEAR WRATHKETEERIAN HORDES. AS WE BLUNDER OUR WAY THRU THIS HOLIDAY SEASON, PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO SHARE WITH OUR FELLOW TRAVELLERS WHO ARE LESS FORTUNATE....
Posted by on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 23:21:00 GMT

DREADLOCK JESUS & THE HALLOWEEN EPIPHANY

AUTUMNAL GREETINGS MY WRATHKETEERIAN FRIENDS!FOR ME HALLOWEEN MARKS THE OPENING SALVO OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON CULMNINATING IN THE PROMISE OF A NEW YEAR. THIS YEAR WAS NO EXCEPTION. WEDNESDAY ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 22:34:00 GMT