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Kobi

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About Me

well, i DO like pork...and haikus. and haikus about pork. i'm married to a fab artist, and live out in the country with a fleet of cats and a chihuahua. i am a fairy princess..hippie..punkrock..southern belle..slacker..housewife did i mention fairy princess? savahnna derrick TOLD me so! i also know how to catch wild chickens. if you need a wild chicken caught, you know where to come

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My Interests

all things slack and cooking~~ cookin' the pork up over here. plants, and lovely creatures like birds ,cats, squirrels and frogs. art of all kinds. naps . speckled sunlight. clean laundry. swimmin' in the lake... rollerskating... rain watching. people watching. bacon frying.. making soap. whiffling kitten bellies~~
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I'd like to meet:

ellen degeneres, or james hetfeild . squirrels and porky delights !! people i'd like to find on myspace? rachel balin, tim rix, erin cope, shari wimberly, richard humphrey,raquel chapa~~where you at, my peeps?
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Music:

what kind of day..mood? rainy sleepy day= nina simone or muddy waters. sunshine happy days= the jackson 5 or touch and go. cloudy day? the cure. angry days =slayer.have to do housework? morris day and the time, or george michael. nostalgic? violent femmes! or perhaps janes addiction ~~~ a rare snow day? george winston piano solos. cheap trick is great for frying bacon to. any day is good for a jason mcmaster band~~ except that darn godzilla motor company, retch!(sorry buddy) showering music? blackeyed peas or danko jones. driving in the country at night? pink floyd. drunk? black flag or AC|DC. company coming? the complete verve remix, or tito puente. they might not have KNOWN they liked tito, but they will now. going to the beach? van halen(NOT hagar) going to see a band? well play whos playing of course! me first and the gimme gimmes are great fun, as are the pietasters. i like pumpkin pie myself. or maybe a nice pecan buttermilk.the talking heads are nice falltime music. or maybe freddie mercury , who gives me goosebumps on the back of my neck when he sings. the most recent thing i am enjoying is the killers

Movies:

tammy and the bachelor is my favorite... "this bed's as good as a jostlin' board, Pete!" amistad. old sidney poitier like: lilies of the feild and patch of blue. gone with the wind. places in the heart. ooooo and rivers edge. office space. empire records. lord of the rings trilogy was rad. dazed and confused. labyrinth .. actors i would watch in ANY movie: edward norton, philip seymore hoffman, and djimon hounsou . i think these actors ROCK. o yes, they rock.******************************************************* *********************so, here is a clip from a movie i like. it was an inspiring moment. in my past, i have dressed in jeans and concert shirts, flip flops and sweatpants. now here is this woman in the middle of the day, smoking, drinking whiskey, and playing cards. she has on a full bodysuit of white sequins, and many sparklely jewels... i thought, "YEAH! that's IT man. i wanna be a bombshell. oh! and i am

Television:

lost, survivor, americas next top model, top chef, project runway, girls next door. good silly shit like that queer as folk. food network

Books:

tom robbins is pretty kick ass. jitterbug perfume is my favorite. tho he's funny, i think david sedaris sounds like an asshole!hey hey robin shamburg(~you no cally me missy~what up?!)dave eggers wrote a nice book. it made me laugh. out loud. slapping my knee. clan of the cavebear series is cool. little house on the prairie. cookbooks. like water for chocolate. here is my favorite poem, by arthur rimbaud : FEELINGS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ on a blue summer night i will go through the fields, through the overgrown paths ,and the soft scented air; i will feel the new grass cool and sharp on my feet i will let the wind blow softly through my hairi will not say a word, i will not think a thing, but an infinite love will set my heart awhirl, and i will wander far, like a wild vagabond, throughout Nature_happy as if i had a girl.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~now ain't that perty? if it's a little too girly for you, here is an exerpt from a poem of his that creeps me out, called:THE LADIES WHO LOOK FOR LICE~~~~~~~~~~~~ when the childs forehead, red and full of pain, dreams of ease in the streaming white veils, to the side of his bed two lovely sisters come with delicate fingers and long silvery nails

Heroes:

well, spiderman is kinda lame, i mean, thats not even a REAL WEB

My Blog

haikus for a squirrel

HAIKUS written for Lostboy.  he is a very nice squirrel i know.   a haiku about FALLTIME: a nip in the air barking at sunshiny days where is my sweater?   a haiku about THANKSGIVING: gr...
Posted by Kobi on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 08:34:00 PST

HOW TO MAKE STEW

..how to make stew:  first, if you want to make stew, you have to start two hours before you want to eat... heat a large, heavy bottomed pot on the stove. pour in olive oil to coat the bottom.&nb...
Posted by Kobi on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 07:13:00 PST

how to make soup

HOW TO MAKE SOUP: PUT SOME SHIT IN A POT WITH WATER AND BOIL IT you thought i was kidding, but i wasn't.  use a big ass pot.  put this stuff in it: one chopped up onion,  two chopped up...
Posted by Kobi on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 01:27:00 PST

friggin taggers! ill git yew

you taggers! well here it izzz~~~~~~~~~~~ ten weird facts about me? 1.  i only use a towel once before i wash it.  i like a fresh towel EVERY time. 2. i don't often eat pork 3.i don't h...
Posted by Kobi on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 09:20:00 PST

racism stinks

..> ..> so recently i've heard some hoo~ha about keeping the 'races' separate.some silliness about 'white pride'. you KNOW who you are, fucker. and i love you anyway. but my thoughts are totally the ...
Posted by Kobi on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 02:15:00 PST

i wish i were an enchilada casserole for(not so ) Big Kevin

I WISH I WERE AN ENCHILADA CASSEROLE(for not so Big Kevin)this is made similarly to a lasagna, with layers of stuff. oil a deep dish casserole pan.  put in a spoon or so of sauce (recipe  wi...
Posted by Kobi on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 07:22:00 PST

easy ass shrimp

EASY ASS SHRIMPheat the oven to broilput shelled, deveined shrimp on foil on a cookie sheet ~enough for a single layersprinkle with a little crab boil, and a little olive oil. mix to coatbroil about f...
Posted by Kobi on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 07:03:00 PST

SLOP IT IN A POT BBQ SAUCE!

SLOP IT SAUCE this is a sauce you've GOT to have the ingreidients to, or you're just not trying. start with a medium pot on the stove, and melt half a stick of butter  (or, olive oil for you dirt...
Posted by Kobi on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 08:20:00 PST

heidis hominy salad

HEIDIS HOMINY SALADthis is a great recipe to serve your vegan friends.why they don't like pork is beyond me.meat lovers will eat it too, just not much room on the plate after the ribs. drain a can of ...
Posted by Kobi on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 05:43:00 PST

roast that turkey!

family coming for thanksgiving? you too can roast a turkey!important!!!you must remember to buy your turkey AT LEAST a week and a halfto give it time to thaw out in the fridge.you CAN buy a fresh one,...
Posted by Kobi on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 09:03:00 PST