About Me
I was born on September 2, 1910, in Beverly Hills, California. I would tell you more, but then Sydney Bristow and/or Jack Bauer would have to kill you.
My hobbies include knitting sweaters, playing chess, throwing nuts at unsuspecting people, not getting rabies, mating, calling poison control, organizing my David Hasselhoff shrine, scaring the begeezus out of people by jumping on their heads, gathering nuts, burying nuts, digging up nuts, eating nuts, mating, playing yo-yo, biting people, jumping rope, and so much more. I enjoy candlelit dinners and long walks on the beach.
I'm #64 , SUCKAS!
QUOTES:
"I'm a llama. A hot, sexy, sexy, HOT llama." ~hot llama
"Donkey and I are engaged! We want you to be in the wedding, so please come back. Because who else is going to be our best man? No one else is good enough. Well, maybe Jesus. But I think he's attending a Bar Mitzvah already that day." ~Sheepy McSheepington
"When I get older, I want to be a ballet dancer. But for now I'm just having a good time." ~Donkey Ba Donk A Donk
"I have refused to hide your last poke. I see it every time I log on, and I cry a little." ~Sheepy McSheepington, about Facebook
"Facebook rules stink of Fascism. But it's nice to have Butters back, even if he's not fully restored yet. But he will be. Oh yes, he will be. We were such sweet animals before this happened to us."~Sheepy McSheepington, to Donkey
"Has anyone found out the reason as to why Butters was so heartlessly killed?"~Donkey Ba Donk A Donk, about Facebook
"Dearest Donkey, I love you with all the Sheepy goodness of my heart. No talking sheep and stuffed donkey could ever be so happy as my Donk and me. Of course I'll marry you! P.S. I can't believe you proposed before I did. Now I'm going to have to cancel the skywriters." ~Sheepy McSheepington
"Wow, Donkeypoo. You look good when you're sober, too. Hottest. Donkey. Ever." ~Sheepy McSheepington
"I'm having troubles sleeping at night wondering where Butters went. And when I do, I have nightmares about him being gone."~Donkey Ba Donk A Donk, about Facebook
"Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool? Yes sir yes sir and I'm going to use it to knit a potholder for my dearest Donkey. And maybe some ear warmers."~Sheepy McSheepington, to Donkey
"i had a dirty dream about you last night. i can't tell you WHAT happened, but i can tell you this: it involved you, me, peanut butter, jelly beans, whips of various shapes and sizes, a single pair of panty hose, dry toast, willie nelson records and jump ropes. best dream of my LIFE baby." ~hot llama
"WHAT TIME IS IT? LET ME CHECK THE ANDY MILOKLOCKIS" ~Andy
"Strange thing happened to me the other day. I was on a bus and two kids behind me were talking about you. I live in Ireland! You're now world famous." ~Ross (10/16/06)
"I love you, you sexy beast." ~Donkey
ATTENTION: I try to reply to everbody's comments, but every now and then I encounter profiles that are so elaborate, so adorned, that they cause my computer to freeze. As much as this irritates me, I know it's not on purpose, so I try to be patient. But when it keeps happening, it gets a little old. If I don't reply to your comment(s), it's not because I didn't try. It's most likely because for some reason, your profile causes my computer to be whacked out. I apologize.
