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Mr. Balls

Give That Man A Mr. Balls.

About Me

My name is Mr. Balls because I like balls. Golf balls, whiffle balls, aluminum foil balls, basket balls, oranges, tether balls, softballs, gum balls, marbles, etc. I like spheres a lot.

My Interests

Playing with balls, pouncing on balls, batting balls, coughing up balls, licking balls, looking at balls, studying balls, thinking about balls and eating dinner.

I'd like to meet:

Me and the Mrs.

Add to My Profile | More VideosAnyone else who is a fan of balls. Atletes

Movies:

Monsters Ball, Dodgeball, Great Balls of Fire, Spaceballs, Hard Ball, Ball of Wax

Books:

Mrs. Ball's fighting me for my balls.

Heroes:

Lucille Ball, Tiger Woods,

My Blog

Cat litter Balls in Amsterdam!

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Posted by Mr. Balls on Wed, 02 May 2007 01:36:00 PST

Mrs. Ball's Thanksgiving Feast

I would like to give a shout out this thanksgiving to my lovely wife Mrs. Balls. Her Turkey Stuffing is off da hook. She got a fine ass too....
Posted by Mr. Balls on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 07:32:00 PST

My Great Grandfather...Sir Angus Balls III.

He was a true baller. We should all take this time to reflect on his accomplishments and respect the fact that Sir Angus paved the way for todays athletes who play sports that use balls. He was a visi...
Posted by Mr. Balls on Thu, 18 May 2006 12:40:00 PST

Baby Balls.....Ladie's like baby pics?

Don't tell Mrs. Balls. She already thinks I'm fucking around on her with this whole "myspace thing". But seriously, how hot am I?...
Posted by Mr. Balls on Tue, 16 May 2006 07:13:00 PST

Mrs. Ball's cooking

Mrs. Ball's is an amazing chef. Tonight she made me spaghetti and meatballs. The spaghetti was rank, but the meatballs were delicious. Maybe I will treat her to a bath tonight....
Posted by Mr. Balls on Sat, 13 May 2006 09:21:00 PST

Fight with Mrs. balls

Tonight Mrs. Balls and I got in a fight. She was hoarding my balls. I popped her one in the chin and got my balls back. She needs to learn how to share....
Posted by Mr. Balls on Sun, 07 May 2006 10:32:00 PST

Mr. Balls: 6 , Mets:2

I won tonight. Awesome.
Posted by Mr. Balls on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 12:30:00 PST