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Barry the alpaca

Puedo ir al baño?

About Me

I'm an alpaca. This means I look like a llama only I am sexier and more charismatic.
Comment me -- alpacas don't have as sharp memories as you humans.

My Interests

Reading, playing Sim City, riding boats, studying the history of psychology, making fun of Matt Lauer, knitting, professional curling, yoga, playing "what's that smell," wearing scarves in coffee shops

I'd like to meet:

Happy people who are nice and sincere.

Music:

2pac, NWA, Wu-Tang Clan, Public Enemy, Mobb Deep, Onyx, DMX, Ice Cube, Celine Dion

Movies:

The Adventures of Milo and Otis

Television:

My Super Sweet 16

Books:

Everyone Poops, War and Peace

Heroes:

Will Wright, Tom Cruise, Homer Simpson, Oprah

My Blog

Alpaca facts: Did you know...?

Did you know...Alpacas generally live 15 to 20 years. But I took a special life elixir so my life span is closer to that of humans!An adult alpaca weighs between 100 and 190 pounds but I eat McDonald...
Posted by Barry the alpaca on Mon, 15 May 2006 02:10:00 PST