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TrashCan

Hey another mans garbage is another mans food....

About Me

Well, I am about 3' 4" and weigh about 10 lbs. Plus I am a really sexy trash can. I love to eat trash. The more I can get the better. I usually eat at schools, parks, houses and business centers but don'get me wrong I will eat at the occasional dark alley every now and then. Even though I am scared of the dark, alleys tend to have better paper.

My Interests

Chip bags, soda cans, binder paper, computer paper, paper shreds, paper bags, plastic bags, meat, shoes and especially pizza boxes. No liquids though, never cared too much for liquids.

I'd like to meet:

I'd love to meet the people who litter and starve me and my family and all of our friends because they are too lazy to put their garbage into our bellies and KICK THE CRAP OUTTA THEM.

Heroes:

My mom and dad. May my father rest in peace from being crumpled to death from inexperienced skateboarders trying to do moves over him. And my mom. My sweet mom. May she rest in peace after being burned to death by one of my city's bums trying to stay warm. You two were very brave to save me like you did. Thank you, I love you.