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About Me

NO SPAMMERS, NO ADD ME COMMENTS, NO BULLSHIT! I WILL ERASE YOU FROM MY PAGES!
Well Hello everyone! I am a bit short! Not much here for being tall, but I am a heavy ass tho. I am yellow on the outside with white, yellow, blue and green insides. I love to be held, picked up, and searched through.
I hate kids......my last experience with a kid in canada well, yea......he ripped me....and colored on me. Nevertheless, I am working that out....with a counsilor I see every 40 to 685 flips.
There are some things I just can't stand....
Being thrown to a door, being left outside like a dog (don't you all know I can get wet! I am allergic to the cold and water) I hate heat! That means no fires OKAY?!! I hate those people that don't use me and call that hooch on the phone for help instead of using me!
I get all touchy some times too....then I have to deal with my ink leaking. It drips! Gets me all mushy.

My Interests

Deffinately not in getting burned, or wet, or hell even fucked up. Just read me! Enjoy me and use me often.

I'd like to meet:

Well this is personal, but okay.....I know everyone.......haven't you opened me up and look inside myself lately? (Yup your the one calling that lady on the phone)I see all kinds of people, animals, offices, supplies, clubs, bands, computers, candy. Everything! Like my ol' grandpages use to say........us phone books are like what people call "PIMPS"..... we are in and out of every home in the whole world and know everyone from kids, to hoes! I am proud to say "I get around".
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Music:

Yup.........there on pages 3598 through 4574. Also see... musicians, bands, clubs, venues, and idiots....o sorry...loud is what I meant. (would you shut up in there)

Movies:

Okay your asking to much shit....... movies is also under, theatres, drive in's, blockbuster, etc. pages... 6595 through 70898.
KID TORN MY NEPHEW RICHARD! jonathan tearing the phone book

Add to My Profile | More Videos CONFESSIONS OF A TEENAGE DRAMA QUEEN! "i ripped a phone book in half last night"

Add to My Profile | More Videos PHONE BOOKS GETTING BACK AT YOUR ASS! GO SIR HAMPTON nick geeting hit with a phone book

Add to My Profile | More Videos THERE GOES........MY AUNT GEORGINA!! Phone Book Rip

Add to My Profile | More Videos THEY JUST BURNED THEM....... NOT EVEN RECYCLED!! (crying) Independence Day Bonfire!

Add to My Profile | More Videos yea............take that ass holes!! Phone Book

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Television:

WTF? Since when did we need that for entertainment? I can entertain anyone for hours, just open and read. I am full of different places and subjects.

Books:

I am the best!! Mr. Dictionary is cool..... but boring. Mrs. Notepad does not have a personality. And omg... Ms. Magazine.....she's hot......but to damn short!

Heroes:

INK, PAPER, GLUE, PRINTERS, STICKERS, YOU KNOW! http://www.myspace.com/phonebookdirectory ..C-Y-U SHOULD USE ME.........THINGS LIKE THIS DON'T HAPPEN!!

My Blog

JUST WITNESSED MY FAMILIES DEATH

THE WORST THING HAPPENED LAST NIGHT!!MY FAMILY WAS TORN!! HERE ARE THE HIDDEN VIDEO'S IF YOU WANT TO VIEW THE HATRED.ALL MY FAMILY IS GONE!!THANKS TO YOU PUNK ASS KIDS..... THAT DON'T HAVE ANYTH...
Posted by <PHONE BOOK> on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 10:33:00 PST

Myspace listings!

All right!! Lets use me!!This is the place to meet folks! Anyone!Just leave a message in here stating what you are looking for.....who you are looking for........and your friend ID or a wa...
Posted by <PHONE BOOK> on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 10:08:00 PST