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PENIS 101

The Proper Care of Your Best Little Buddy!

About Me

I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

Nothing much interests me any more.

I'd like to meet:

I'm really not up to meeting new people. Jim --
[adjective]:

Like in nature to a human dildo

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

Heroes:

Anyone who gives a shit.

My Blog

MUY CALIENTE!!

A photographer known for his pics of massive groups of people photographed 18,000 naked Mexicans in Mexico City this week. 18,000 naked Mexicans . . . and half of them men. I would have been soooo hor...
Posted by PENIS 101 on Mon, 07 May 2007 03:29:00 PST

THE UNTIMELY DEMISE OF THE PENIS MAN

As most of you know by now, MySpace deleted my very popular photo of the man covered in penises. The pic was deemed inappropriate for MySpace. Interestingly, and perhaps not coincidentally, this delet...
Posted by PENIS 101 on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 06:43:00 PST

AN EXPERIMENT

Got this bulletin from my friend Mr. Horrible: "whenever I post a blog, instantly it gets 20-30 hits.I'm talking about 1 or 2 seconds after I post it.I only have 28 "subscribers" to my blog, and I don...
Posted by PENIS 101 on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 11:51:00 PST

NOBODY SPECIAL

I know it's been awhile since I wrote. Sorry. Sometimes the muse just doesn't move me. In the meantime, may I direct your attention to another brilliant MySpace page, this one by the name of "Nobody S...
Posted by PENIS 101 on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 12:20:00 PST

TYLER DURDEN IS A BIG FAG

An open letter to all the "straight" guys out there who list "Fight Club" as their favorite movie on their MySpace profiles: Chuck Palahniuk, author of the novel "Fight Club," is gay. The book and the...
Posted by PENIS 101 on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 05:52:00 PST

STICKY WIG

I'd like to recommend another MySpace profile to all my friends and readers, one of the most creative and gut-busting funny ones I've ever seen. The profile name is "Sticky Wig." Be sure and...
Posted by PENIS 101 on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 11:53:00 PST

STARBUCKS FRAPPUCCINO

When you're sitting around bored (as I am today) and sampling the special pleasures of MySpace.com, you might enjoy checking out a profile entitled "Starbucks Frappuccino." Look at this person's Frien...
Posted by PENIS 101 on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 12:17:00 PST

20 / 20 HINDSIGHT

"Wonderfalls." "Action." "Freaks and Geeks." "The Ben Stiller Show." "Firefly." And of course the Hall of Famer, "My So-called Life." Many of my favorite TV shows gained cult followings, received crit...
Posted by PENIS 101 on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 04:32:00 PST

CONFESSION: A MySpace Scam

It started innocently enough. After noticing how many young men-- many but surprisingly not all gay-- post pics of themselves doing the MySpace Pose (shirt off or pulled up with one hand, other h...
Posted by PENIS 101 on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 03:39:00 PST

NICK 3: The Final Conflict

I'm sorry to keep beating this to death, but I just had another encounter with my little buddy Nick, and not only was it hilarious but it brings up a serious question I have about MySpace and its user...
Posted by PENIS 101 on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 09:38:00 PST