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TOO GAY TO FUNCTION

About Me


NELSON.

I'd like to take this opportunity to big up my friends, but they are simply not worthy of my praise and would surely become dependent.
In a similar manner, I will extend a very brief, glove wearing pat on the head to those of you who are hip and funky fresh enough to spend your spare time viewing this fantastically mediocre site.
Rate, if you must know things about me, you stalking aids ridden sodomites, I like:
- performing
- partying hysterically
- Mariah Carey (i too am hip and funky fresh)
- black man r'n'b
- Chad Michael Murray (for obvious reasons...his personality, intelligence and the fact that he does a lot of good work for charity).

While I do enjoy being needlessly cruel to people, i am actually quite nice, so u will have to talk to me
I'd like to write summat exploring my puddle-like depths i really wud - but i just cant! xxx
Now sit on my face!!
joking

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

erm...Mariah Carey!!!
Chad Michael Murray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i had a soppy bit here about friends being like eagles soaring through a midnight sky, or daisies struggling to find a place in a crowded meadow, or precious jewels... no i didnt.

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