REASONS ITS GONNA BE AWESOME BEING A COP... |
So, if you haven't heard by now, I'm gonna pursue being a cop once I graduate, and for all those out there who are like "omfg, why would you wanna be a cop?", "pig!", or "you can't be a cop!" I say FU...
Posted by Marcee on Fri, 02 May 2008 10:05:00 PST |
NOTICE,FYI,THINGS TO KEEP IN MIND, AND IN CASE YOU DIDNT KNOW... |
In life there are some things, rules if you will that people should follow, things like this in-tune people already know, lets explore them now...
1) NO FUZZ BOOTS, boots are for snow, f...
Posted by Marcee on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 07:16:00 PST |
ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
ATTENTION PEOPLE LACKING INTELLIGENCE,
this one's for you
IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO DIE, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT go into SNOWY MOUNTAINS!!!!!
Seriously, that's just askin' for it.
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Posted by Marcee on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 08:31:00 PST |
Police officer as a possible career choice? |
My BFF is insistent on the fact that I need to become a police officer. She says that I would be impeccable at it and the job would be the perfect fit for me, so now I take this question to the ...
Posted by Marcee on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 01:06:00 PST |
Hell aka: the life of a part-time sandiwch maker |
Dear Diary,
Tonight was hell, or the worst night ever.
First we ran out of bread
then we ran out of tomatoes,
then turkey
finally all we had to sell was: Bread, ham and cheese.
I ...
Posted by Marcee on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 01:47:00 PST |
My brother ran away from home |
That's right, his things are gone and he's no where to be found, he's run away from home and I wish him the best of luck!
...
Posted by Marcee on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 07:09:00 PST |
The life of a sandwich maker |
I got burned the other day at work, on my forearm by a hot bread tray,
I named my burn Charles, and Charles jr.
it looks like this:
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Posted by Marcee on Tue, 29 May 2007 06:13:00 PST |
HOLY S%#&!!!! They're how old?! |
Some of our favorite celeberities are getting nearer to death than you think!
Jack Nicholson, well, he turned 70 today.
Danny DeVito, 62 years old.
Harrison Ford, 64 years old.
Dick Van Dyke, 8...
Posted by Marcee on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 08:39:00 PST |
My hatred towards a certian Rosie O'Donnel |
I HATE ROSIE O'DONNEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE SUCKS ASS SO BAD!!!!
I pretty much want to puke anytime I so much as see/hear her anywhere....
Posted by Marcee on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 09:00:00 PST |
Technical notes regarding American Idol |
Paula, please remain seated
BEATBOXING HAS NO PLACE ON AMERICAN IDOL (plus, it's really gay when a white guy does it)
Posted by Marcee on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 05:42:00 PST |
