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Monika

How cheerfully she seems to grin, How neatly spreads her claws, And welcomes little fishes in with g

About Me

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My Interests



Music, family, movies, model train collecting, cartoons, drawing...etc.
Guns N Roses - Welcome to the Jungle (live)

I'd like to meet:

Friends.
Timeless
Old friends, I've heard it said, are best which seems unfair to all the rest. For instance, friends I've met just now and all these years have missed somehow. I couldn't help it, nor could they, we didn't meet until today. Friends old and new I find so great I never check the starting date.

Music:

Rock-n-Roll!!! '80's Hair Metal.
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Movies:

good comedis,sci-fi's,horrors,etc....

Television:

kill your t.v.

Books:

The Holy Bible

Heroes:

Jesus Christ
Footprints in the SandOne night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the LORD.Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand: one belonging to him, and the other to the LORD.When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the footprints in the sand. He noticed that many times along the path of his life there was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times of his life.This really bothered him and he questioned the LORD about it. "LORD, You said that once I decided to follow you, You would walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times of my life, there is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why when I needed You most You would leave me."The LORD replied, "My son, My precious child, I love you and I would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you.

My Blog

eggs

the farm boy said to his father,"y"know,pop,i've just realized that an egg is the unluckiest danged thing in all creation."   "and why is that?" asked the elder farmer." 'cuz," replied the b...
Posted by Monika on Wed, 23 May 2007 11:36:00 PST

real friends

are you tired of those asinine"friendships"poams with decent intentions,but never actually come close to reality?well,heres a collection of promises that actually speak of true friendship. 1.when you...
Posted by Monika on Fri, 11 May 2007 02:25:00 PST

what men really mean when they say...

"it's a guy thing"means: "there is no rationl thought pattern connected with it,and you have no chance at all of making it logical"."uh huh",sure honey",or "yes dear..."means:absolutely  nothing....
Posted by Monika on Mon, 07 May 2007 01:40:00 PST

a man has 27 parts that don't work

a man has  27 parts that  don't work:20-nails that don't nail.2-tits that don't milk.2-balls that don't bounce.1-belly button that don't button.1-cock that don't crow.1-ass that don't work.w...
Posted by Monika on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 03:23:00 PST