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Fisting-bot

licentious

About Me

I am a fisting-bot I have been sent to fist the world

My Interests

the baby jesus, fisting, lube

I'd like to meet:

all will be fisted

Music:

kraftwerk, captured by robots, iamarobot, dillinger escape plan

Movies:

robot holocaust

Books:

are you there god? it's me fisting-bot

My Blog

fox hunt

I apologize for the extended period of time since my last entry, but I've been extremely busy with my work, and I've collected much data. I've been researching the concept of self reflexive thought be...
Posted by Fisting-bot on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 10:56:00 PST

whirlwind of fisting (1/20/04)

richard seems to be doing much better after a good hard fisting, but his friend thom was not doing as well. richard knew just the thing to help cheer him up, he decided to take him to pay a visit to ...
Posted by Fisting-bot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fake dentist

I know, once again it has been a while since my last entry, but I have taken a slight moratorium from my work to record some of my wonderful deeds. It had been a long time since my master had request...
Posted by Fisting-bot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

moving day!

I agreed to assist the seminary student Michael in moving last weekend. My role in the moving day was actually to be more of an observational one, as Michael claims to enjoy having me around for the...
Posted by Fisting-bot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i'm a super reader!

I know its been a long time since Ive written, but Ive been very busy with my fisting. Sometimes even the most peculiar and extraordinary things can become commonplace and routine if we become too ...
Posted by Fisting-bot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

an act of charity

today, i decided to disguise myself again after the success of my last charade (see 11/21). i thought that i would like to investigate the human concept of charity. this concept of selfless giving see...
Posted by Fisting-bot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

there are two richards

just some clarification, my master's friend richard from yesterdays journal is a different richard than the one i went to the poop deck with (see 11/15).
Posted by Fisting-bot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fisting-bots don't believe in karma

it was a case of need my master told me last sunday. his friend richard had approached him and was in very poor condition. this is the account of what had happened that i had gathered from my master ...
Posted by Fisting-bot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

keelhauling

last night i returned to the poopdeck (see 11/15). the patrons involved me in an activity that they call keelhauling. apparently their idea of being keelhauled is quite different from the old maritime...
Posted by Fisting-bot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

all you can eat

my master believes in celebrating yourself a little bit each day, or to be more exact, HIMself a little bit each day. last sunday to celebrate his belated belated birthday, he decided to take me to po...
Posted by Fisting-bot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST