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Baron Von Lichtenstein and the Penguins of Death

The Official Site of Lenny and the Squigtones

About Me


I was raised in a monastery of militant lesbian nuns who ran an Amway business on the slyand kept getting arrested forshoplifting and vandalism.
I attended some of the finest schools, learned a trade, and was appointed ambassador toCincinnati before briefly beinghospitalized for molesting a squirrel.
I like long walks on the beach, quiet candlelight dinners, and running around with mashedpotatoes in my pants when I am notworking on my PHD in amphibian linguistics.
I was nominated for 7 Grammy Awards, dated Britney Spears, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kelly Ripaand Shakira before going onsabbatical and vowing a life of celibacy, healthy living, and antipsychotic medication.
After a 7 year hiatus, I got back into the music business where I have headlined arenasaround the world and sold over sevenand a half trillion records.
WHO I'D LIKE TO MEET:
Women on crutches. Wilfred Brimley's cat. Home and Equity Life salesmen. Carmen Miranda.Anyone who believes in hard work and clean underwear.
MY MOVIE SPOOFS PAGE:
Jim Stiene - Tequila Sunrise

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Jim Stiene - Sick Of You

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MY OTHER WEBSITE:
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NOTE: The 10,000th site that puts me in their top 8 will be given a free CD and anautographed picture of Christopher Walken.It won't be his autograph, but the picture's pretty cool, so you should seriouslythink about it. It's a really fucking goodpicture. You can find me in your Top 8 by my email: [email protected]
Web Humor
Miscellaneous:
Photos
Myspace Pics
Lyrics
My Writing
Interviews
Reviews
My Home Studio
Songlist
Funny Books
Music Utilities
Rhyming Dictionary
Art
A Few Favorites
As They Occur To Me:
Berlin
Astral Weeks
The Final Cut
Little Earthquakes
The Wild The Innocent And The E Street Shuffle
Quadraphenia
Give Up
Hot Fuss
Odessy And Oracle
The Bee Gees First
Goats Head Soup
Ram
Enema Of The State
Further Down The Line
The Indigo Girls
Turnstyles
Transverse City
Misfits
Okay Computer
9
America Town
Folsum Prison
The Dream Academy
Lights In The Night
Exit In Guyville
Killer
This Years Model
London Calling
Young, Loud and Snotty
This Is The Modern World
International Superhits
Tuff Darts
White Light, White Heat, White Trash
Pia Matter
The Marshall Mathers LP
The Modern Lovers
Black Sabbath
Rising Force
Alive
Eric Carmen
Rasberries Best
Good News For People Who Love Bad News
Drunk Enough To Dance
War
The Street of New York
Smile
Go Insane
What's Going On
Friday Nights In San Francisco
Tracy Chapman
Come On Get Happy
The Courier
The Turtles
Guitar Graffitti
Introducing The Hardline
Siamese Dream
We Don't Need To Whisper
A Mark, A Mission, A Brand, A Scar
The All American Rejects
Full Collapse
Takk
I have a much bigger list at:
Great Albums
Good Music DVDs
Pink Floyd - Pulse
The Who At Royal Albert Hall
Social Distortion Live in Orange County
Led Zeppelin
Fredie Mercury Tribute Concert
Foghat - Two Centuries of Boogie
Freebird - The Movie
Frankie Valli Live
Bruce Springsteen in NYC
Eminem - E
Making of Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Rolling Stones Four Flicks
ELO - Zoom Tour
Live Aid
Live 8
Concert For New York
A Tribute To Heros
Little Earthquakes (VHS only)
The Best of Elvis and The Attractions (VHS only)
Linsey Buckingham Live
U2 At Slane Castle
Pete Towshends Deep End
Sparks Live In London
Subversive Laughter:
Raising Arizona
Serial Mom
Bad Santa
Shakes The Clown
Boogie Nights
The Advocate
Office Space
But I'm A Cheerleader
The Royal Tannenbaums
Rushmore
The Life Aquatic
Team America
Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind
Adaptation
American Beauty
Trainspotting
Shaun of the Dead
Donnie Darko
MySpace Hotties
QUOTES:
"Great minds discuss Ideas, Mediocre minds discuss Events, Small minds discuss other people." – Greek Proverb
“Stop throwing the Constitution in my face. It’s just a goddamned piece of paper!” - George W. Bush in a meeting November 2005.
"Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons." - Robin Williams
"MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken." - Lewis Black
"What's with all this dinner and a movie shit? Why can't people just go somewhere and fuck for three or four hours?" - George Carlin
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/23/2004
Band Website: QueryTools.Net/BestOf.htm
Band Members: Le Baron - Guitar, Bass, Drums, Keyboards, Vocals.

Influences:

The Vocal Stylings of Willliam Shatner and Tony Clifton, The Who, the Beatles, Springsteen,Dylan, Kinks, Stones, Pink Floyd, Black Sabbath, The Banana Splits, Johnathan Richmond and The Modern Lovers, Jethro Tull, Jimi Hendrix, Neil Young, Billy Joel, Bob Marley, The Zombies, Van Morrison, Marvin Gaye, The Rasberries, Tom Waits, Wendy Carlos, Screaming Jay Hawkins, Al Green, Warren Zevon, Donovan, Al Stewart, Cat Stevens, Badfinger, Captain Beefheart, Frank Zappa, Paul Mcartney
Terry Riley,Simon and Garfunkle, Johnny Cash, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Alice Cooper, Queen, Kiss, Abba, The Jackson Five, Elton John, Kinky Friedman, Jimmy Buffet, Lindsey Buckingham,

The Clash, The Jam, The Dead Boys, Tuff Darts, Elvis Costello, The Boomtown Rats,The Velvet Underground, Lou Reed, The Lords Of The New Church, Willie Nile, Graham Parker, The Shoes,The Ramones, The Cure, U2, Social Distortion, The Cranberries, Dire Straits, The Dream Academy, Camper Van Beethoven, Neil Finn,Red Hot Chili Peppers, Dave Navarro, The Verve, Soul Asylum ,The Mayflies USA,Radiohead, Indigo Girls, Tori Amos, Alanis Morrisette Green Day, Creed, No Doubt, Liz Phair, Dave Mathews,

The Killers, Blink 182, Modest Mouse, Sufjan Stevens, Sum 41, Bowling For Soup, Half-Handed Cloud, Mark Jenkins
Arcade Fire, Dashboard Confessional, The All American Rejects, Five For Fighting, The Postal Service,Richard Shindell, Marc Anthony, Bob Schneider,Explosions in the Sky, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Coldplay, Everclear, Brian Fitzpatrick, Damien Rice, Mogwai,Sigur Ross, NWA, Dr Dre, Eminem,

Most Recent Influences:

THE NEW WAVE
Angels And Airwaves, Motion City Soundtrack, A Million Billion, The Mercy Kiss, Futuro, Panic At The Disco, Cute Is What We Aim For, Square Root Of Margaret, Its Like Love, Relient K, Diddly Squat, Taking Back Sunday, No Mayers 50, Out Of Options, The Translation, Hot Hot Heat, We Are Scientists, Everdae, Lou Ann And The Spoken Words, No Use For a Name, Yellowcard Still Standing, Adrian Borland, Yellow Fever Inc., Girl Band, Life In Jersey, Sweet Apple Pie, South, The Rifles, Larocca, Tattoed Millionaires, Daddy, Say No More, Time After Time, Romance, Al That And A Bag Of Chips, Alterkicks, Nikki Sudden, The Wombats, Matchbox Romance, Blindswitch, Never Heard of It,

POP
The High Dials, Freefall, Rocket Summer, Standard Thompson, Cascada, Imogen Heap, Rome To Paris, Luthea Salom, Saving Jane, Picturehouse, Girls Aloud, The Swear, The Teenage Symphonies, Dave Baumgartner, Lucky Days , HIM ,

ELECTRONIC/ABIENT/TECHNO
Techno Squirrels, Equilibrium, Electrik Flux, Loren Dent Chemda, Jacinta, Synthetic Bliss, Astro0, AU4, In Rave Sister, Abend Land Azerty, Diverje, Conjure One, 2-RD, Day Of Moments, Nanar, Absent Machine, Standart, Smoke Ring Halo, Beatoven, Apraxianation, Sally Johnson, Thaw, Spacecraft Music , Alquimia , Sorcerer , The Watermarks ,

EXPERIMENTAL
Animal With Machine, Vic Vibrato, Aloft In The Sundry, Fred Viola, Invoke Him, The Wig Museum, Sildd, Madman Reality, Massive Music, Aiode, Cranium Pie, Skozey Fetsch, Catul Hayuk, The Octopus Project, The Tuna Helpers, 60 Sheets, Crowd Minus One, Gietzen, Colorforms, Harry And The Potters, Clowns and Fetuses, Tamarind Jones , The Jackpot Golden Boys , Siegelhead ,
ROCK
The Book Of Daniel, Still Division, Karma, Last Saturday, Naughttones, Rambler, Malignant Doom, Goldmine Squad, Mathew Moon, The Billy Band, Lansdowne, Kathleen Shadows,

GARAGE BANDS
The Wankers, The Electric Dolls, The Subways, The Charms, The Snoc, Bullycats,

PUNK
Mono, The Bent Gents, Rosaline , Elisebell Tears, NoFX, The Hacks, English Sarah, Veracuz, Typhoid Mary,
MISCELLANEOUS
Silence At The Opera, Secret Machines, Time Of Roses, Shaymin, Katatonia, The Standards, Broom, Chad Parks And The Near Death Experience, Three Miles Home, Poppermost, August House, White Noise Supremacy, Seledyn, Race Monkeyz, Beth Cayhill, Lindi Ortega, The Toy Band, Santo Inocente, Damien, Kneel Before Zod, Taylor Carson, Cut Copy, Dresden Dolls, Muck, SoundSkitz, Prom Queen Massacre, Einar Stenseng, The Band Andy, Beats For Life, Phil Honey-Jones, Nellie McKay, Riphoven,

VARIOUS

Hunter S Thompson, Joseph Heller, Voltaire, Philip Roth, Mark Leyner, Adrian Mole, Wes Anderson, Dada, Henry Miller, Douglas Adams, Nabokov, Dosteovsky, De Balzac, Joyce, Castaneda,Krishnamurti, Huxley, Sing, Saul Bellows, Dave Barry, Aronofsky, Escher, Dali, Christopher Moore.
LIKES: ENFPs, ESFPs.

My Favorite Bloggers:
Evil Ink design
Sam
Lucky
Billy Mcdonald
Anti Sarah
Addriene
Dr. Dot,
Dustin

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AMIGOS
CARRIE ENGDAHL
BRIAN FITZPATRICK
13 HANDS
ED FRITZ
SEAN CAREY
STEFANO
REVERED JEN
LA RUOCCA
TERRENCE CHUMER
MIKE JUNE
JOHN KENNEDY
SURF REALITY

Other Peeps
Zen
Quantum
Jennie
Pretty Sunset
Shifty
R2D2
Geitzen
Tankgirl
Aubrey
Linzi
Nothing But
Tracy
Jessica
Tuna
Unitsky
Feldspar
Mathew
Killian
Suga
Karma
Pirate
Deb
Psychedelic
Salom
Lutra
Temptress

Top 8’s
Tracy, Benji, Tarvan, Rob Clark, AJ, Esther, Katie,

Web Tools
Photo Search
Image Hosting
Page Editor
MySpace Codes
MySpace Tweaks
Video Hosting

Podcasting
Podsafe Music Network
Where Musicians and Podcasters meet.
Bitjobs
Insomnia Radio
The Closet Geek Show
Schwagcast

Activities
Alcohol
Film Noir
Team Zissuo
Earl
HST
Camping
Fishing
Ranting
Blinking

Sounds Like:
Cats having sex. Or The Postal Service on Crack.
Actually I play in a lot of different styles because I like all kinds of music. I’m not in high school anymore where you have punks and hippies. Any even then I couldnt decide which one I was.
I like Floyd, Sabbath, The Clash, Abba, Pink, Creed, The Postal Service, Trance, pop, hip hop, whatever catches my ear.
It’s dumb to have a war between music styles, where the Sum 41 fans come down on Bowling For Soup. Or Modest Mouse fans hate The Killers or Eminem. It’s a big world. There’s room for a little of everything.

Record Label: Warped Records
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Hate Mail

I wrote an angry diatribe to the New York Times after reading a criticism of fast food, in an attempt to explain why Nachos Supreme, Mexican Pizza and Beef Baja Challupas rule, but it obviously went r...
Posted by Baron Von Lichtenstein and the Penguins of Death on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:43:00 PST

Alpha, Beta, Delta, Gamma

I've been reading a book on ancient civilizations around the world, who all seem to come to the same end. Following around some fucktard alpha male, leading them to destruction, if not at the hands of...
Posted by Baron Von Lichtenstein and the Penguins of Death on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 07:50:00 PST

Greatest Hits

I've been listening to "Roadsters and Saddle Shoes" a collection of 50's and 60's song's by classic artists playing their greatest hits. Who could forget "Frankie and the Nutsack's" winsome ballad, "...
Posted by Baron Von Lichtenstein and the Penguins of Death on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 06:17:00 PST

Up In Smoke

I got a smoking jacket the other day, but got tired of constantly putting it on and taking it off every time I wanted a cigarette, so I got rid of it. I could have just stashed it away in the closet,...
Posted by Baron Von Lichtenstein and the Penguins of Death on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 05:23:00 PST

Age

You don't get to be my age without learning a few things. And if there's anything I've learned, it's that Weebles wobble but they don't fall down. I think that goes without saying. If life pushes you ...
Posted by Baron Von Lichtenstein and the Penguins of Death on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 08:07:00 PST

Election 08

So Obama has pretty much wrapped up the primary by now, with Hillary Clinton preparing to conceed the race. She might have been the first woman Commander in Chief, but people felt she was just no...
Posted by Baron Von Lichtenstein and the Penguins of Death on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:11:00 PST

A Few Thoughts on Humility

I got poison ivy a while ago, so I've been waking up on about 4 or 5 hours of sleep every night. This, in the middle of a hectic and hurried programing assignment, so I've been really cagey lately, te...
Posted by Baron Von Lichtenstein and the Penguins of Death on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 07:12:00 PST

The King

I was never a big Elvis fan. Maybe it's because I'm too young or because my home doesn't have wheels on it. I don't know. But I do think he got a bad rap, being accused of cultural pillaging. He had ...
Posted by Baron Von Lichtenstein and the Penguins of Death on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 04:42:00 PST

Pop with a Whine

What is it with these bands like Fallout Boy and Panic at the Disco who feel having hair stylist mess up their hair makes them punk rockers?   Try working in an office with messed up hair, not b...
Posted by Baron Von Lichtenstein and the Penguins of Death on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 07:37:00 PST

The Pigmallion Project

I've been listening to the self titled, "All American Rejects" CD. It's really very good. Mainly just two people. One playing bass and singing, the other guitar, drums and keys. I saw a lot of p...
Posted by Baron Von Lichtenstein and the Penguins of Death on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 04:07:00 PST