Member Since: 14/03/2006
Band Website: Coming soon!
Band Members: COUNT LOUIS THE 96TH
keyboards, bass keyboards, organ, compositions
GODRIC V.G.
accordian, recorder, art direction
Influences: OMG LOL @ all of this. Pretty much everything... ADHD. Illiterate parents. The 1980s. Life! Our keyboard (Medusa PSS-470). Dance recitals. 'Songs From The Shows'. English Literature. The Vicar Of Dibley. Channel 4. Jesus Christ. Wife Swap. kraftwerk. Depeche Mode. Apoptygma Berzerk. Dimmu Borgir. The Cure. Mortiis. VNV Nation. Ladytron. New Order. LCD Soundsystem. Gary Numan. Aqua. Lolly. Daphne And Celeste. German. W. Faith! The Berlin Love Parade. Tea and stuff. Crime. FashION. Beatniks! Boho. Potter, Weasley, Granger. Shak's piano SKILLS. Blogs. Mozart. Jason YEOmans. The Three Reginas - Spektor, George and QE2. KMeaD. Autism. The Great Gatsby. The God Of Small Things. WinSLADE. The Adam SP. Queen's English. Big Brother. Goats. Bessie and dogs in general. Reuben Harry and hamsters in general. Pebbles and rabbits in general. Failing English Literature exams. Big Brother. Common people who visit Post Offices. Unnecessary rainfall in open expanses. Our instruments. The Sun. Vegetarianism. People that have no interesting characteristics or personality traits. Large parks. Grass. Thorpe Park. People that like to think they are posh, but really aren't. Escape To The Country. Homes Under The Hammer. Cash In The Attic. Jeremy Kyle. People that look at us and say "Is this stuff you wrote?" - yes, thanks and it's fucking fantasic. Bland pasta. Bible references. The German Democratic Republic. Chavs who think that just because they dress BOHO, buy "chicken breast seasoned with rosemary and thyme", and have an Asda SmartPrice gazebo in their back garden, they have reached the heights of sophistication. Wanabees with bleach blonde hair. Scary stuff about Silent Hills, Amityville and Omens. Being SHY but definItely not RUDE. Ice blonde! GJ52 VMN. Jake. Nero. Solstices. Reeker. Oxford/Bad Oxford. Private Schools, and lying about them. Spending 17 hours on a coach. Some beach in Berlin WHICH WE ACTUALLY LIKE LOVE coz boats nearly crash into out boat and honk their horns. A desire for it to be the winter months. Pasta from West Berlin (there's lots of it yeah!) Driving about all over the place (one day soon). SMOKED HADDOCK. Dr. Salmon (R.I.P) and Celeste van de la Rue. French. Supple Sue & Tenacious Tom. 7.2. Dry Chardonnay. Trying hard not to laugh in innapropriate places. Novello Close. AwkwardSituations. Pies. Making Smoothies and then throwing them down the drain. Loathing Summer. Loving Winter. Dark Nights. Classic 90's pop hits. Topman, Oxford Street. Brechtian Theatre. The Guardian. Mastering the London Underground system and maybe forgetting to get off the tube a couple of times as well. The Gateway to Hell. BREAKING THE LAW in GAP. People with an edge. Anna Wintour. The President of Iran. Scottish women with walking sticks ranting about religion. Putting on shirts back to front. LONDON. The F.A.S. (A Christian organisation). University Open Days. The cold, dark months of winter. Being like, well classy. Bellatrix Lestrange!! GEEK CHIC. Being a fickle fucking cunt, who's not exactly fucking loquatious, fucking ever, which is just SO fucking typical. When people SLATE us, without realising that this whole concept is actually bloody hilarious. (to us anyway.) Emma Watson! + Theodore's French coat. + Oxford. Fucking ignorant bitches. When people just don't understand us (which is bloody unfortunate for them). The Working Class and their clubs. Meat Raffles. SPOOKS. Wilton Music Hall. Amadeus! Dye. CSM&KINGS + London life. All performances @ QMC. Gabz! Who's In The Bag and stuff. Gana Padana or something. Alton College. Cologne (if it ever fucking happens). Being tres efficient. Cheap but nice dinner. The Divine Love Canvas + Blind Art Galleries. Celeb spotting @ derelict music halls. Wiltons! YEAH, she was SO there. Baking with vegetable oil and sugar. Pass the parcel with dares, LOL. Being just SO funny. Becky, lol! Organ Musik. Jean Mead - The woman who runs Derbyshire. HOCUS POCUS (Thackery Binx and company). Wedding videos and best men's speeches! RDUN - the bad-mannered old dog. Sworn enemies lol.! TDWP!! Second Hand contact with Jade Goody. Carol vs Daphne. Fireworks. AND OMFG, HARRY POTTER, who it appears we haven't mentioned yet. PS: fucking hell, how did we forget him? Yes it's real strange: at the moment celebrities just can't seem to keep themselves away from us. Fucking good bakin' skills: - mashing up beans and drowning them in oil. When people mistake Z's for X's on a disturbingly regular basis. Tartan Rugs + Harry Potter Sountrack + A little car + Countryside + Picnic Baskets + omfg all of this is just around the fucking corner. This Influences List - it's 100% LOL isn't it let's face it. And it is pretty sweet. Dissecting starfish. Eating food from ASDAs. Just really wanting to watch Phantom of the Opera, and not being able too. Being infant school poorly and having your first little blocked nose of winter! Talking pretty effortlessly until 6.15a.m and then being fucking freezing cold. When people are like "YA'AVIN?". Jokes about Chocolat and A Clockwork Orange. Big plates of free cake. Decorating Tudor/Victorian style. Folk hits upon the hurdy gurdy. Roaring fires. Double bass. Teachers. Passive smoking. L.A. Fine. People that don't read.! ZZAARRAA. Discos; we fucking hate them. Tea (or maybe Coke & Fanta) from Subway. Wishing we were in London. Standing at the doors of churches listening to Handel's Messiah. Piano Festivals which include 3 year old half russian kids. David LaChapelle and his interesting past. Little Victorian terraced houses. People in shops that can't write and are like "I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT". Ignoring those people. Our biggest fans. HARRY POTTER & The Order Of The Phoenix. Christmas lights. Indie Raving & Indie Rocking! THE HORRORS. Harsh Light. Lush Gothic Catherdrals. Coaches full of skanky hoes. Coaches + Cosy Coats + Pillows named: Celeste & Margaret + Bridget Jones Diary + New Rave Music. Christmas Marketing. Eating Mexican Food on the steps of Cologne Cathedral. Starbucks, Cologne. Going to Modern Art Museums instead of Chocolate Factories. Windy Ferry Decks. Hostels. Stealing flavoured milk drinks from school children by accident. Having arguments in French about toilets. Fucking rude Ferry women who make sarcastic comments @ us. Lolling about with camerass @ Cologne Youth Hostel. Just hostels. GROSS! Having little arguments and not speaking for an hour or so. Bad days. Inventing new words and phrases, using them a lot, and finding it really funny. Not feeling ChristmasSY on December the fucking 4th. Hagrid. Hatred for Cafe QM. Real rude cambridge folk. Watching well disgusting Christmas themed horror films where people eat baked flesh&milk. And then like running out of the cinema afterwards. Serving Christmas lunches to dirty thieving liars:- (yeah that's you Charles and Di Ingram!) Fanzines&Shit. CAKE. KFCrap. Ipswich. Stranglers. Really funny jokes like 'Your Mum is a bin/whore/dog'. Thieving vending machines. Running up that hill (i.e. that hill which actually aint free to run up). Emma Watson! FROFEE (wtf). ShowNA. Mentally ill people that stalk you around town. You know shit films which are like Lord of the Rings in every respect, except for there is no back story or conclusion. The Vicar of Dibley! Trying to act but being shit at it. Some shit about crap! Louis' tragic spelling in this list. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?! I don't know, what do you want ME to do?! Listening to Mel C's spine tingling solo in Goodbye over & over again. Operatic metal, rofl. Probs like stuffed peppers. Bridget Jones. Jumping on tables to avoid (sometimes psychotic) dogs. Like fuck am I adding anything, the end. (lol). Silly little arguments and miunderstandings, it's like listening toe Misundazstood by Pink over and over and over again lols. Boho foodz. The Measure of the Season, lmao! Boho shopping trolleys with ironic, cheap, fizzy wine thrown in for laffs! Let's be honest, the last 3 weeks haven't influenced us at-fucking-all. Mediums. Daphne and her jetset lifestyle. Daphne and her little worrying ways, bless her. Horrific Films in Spanish. Gypsies! Elaborate Scams! Pat and her ways. Notes On A Scandal. Judi Dench. Julie Walters. PAT TROTTER! Finding pleasure in other people's misery. Trinny & Susanna. UKTV Style & its interesting early morning features. Kievs. Matt & Kim. The annoyance of people seeing through your witty sarcasm. Emergency Stop Buttons & broken bottles. Ovaltine or warm digestive biscuit juice. When Trinny thinks that £8 crop tops and hideous bootcuts transform butch lesbians into princesses. Wake up Trins. The imminient approach of driving judgement day! Crazy religious maniacs! The hope that one's parents wouldn't undertake 2 hour car journeys for no reason ie Cheryl's little sis' in Somerset. Fucking ugly trolls who used to be women and their freaky moled wives. Laffin' @ peeps who drive you to utter madness and that you could just stab.! Laffin' in general @ life. TRIONA, especially when she's got an attitude on her. The days when the Friday Night Project was actually amusing! driving around like lost sheep. Driving being a curse! Bad shit! ETC. Expensive morrocan picnics that go unappreciated lols. Alresford. "That's all". Driving, on technically the 'wrong' side of the road. But who is to say what is wrong or right? Arguing through the medium of song!! Fun with keyboards (I.E. Medusa). Country roads. I'LL ADD MORE LTR :] Really good tastes in fashion. Godric's plastic coat. The lack of money. The lack of sleep. THE WOMAN IN BLACK. Cheap theatre. Super heavy portfolios. Delightful M&S food. Lazy Oaf. Being annoyed. Joanna. Orlando's accent. HAVING NO MONEY STILL!!! Salisbury. The Bombay Emporium. Scary films. Iris. THIS IS ALL JUST IRONIC JOKES & WE ARE LOVELY PEOPLE REALLY WHO JUST LIKE TO LAFF, PROMISE.! Chinese Buffet. Texico Garages at 1am. Rochy. Classic 90's Pop. Lambrini. Tres fantastiqe french films. Brick Lane, OR NOT.?? Shoppin'. PATRICK WOLF. Gold Capes & Peter Pan Hats 'Do him/her,fuckhim/her'. OMG REALLY.? Sarum Castle and the dogs/horses. DAISY. The Magic Position. FIAT PUNTO. TheNewForest. The Witch of Burley. Horses,bogs&shit. Getting lost in Cheryl. Really fab music themed shops. OMG REALLY? OMG REALLY? OMG REALLY? Fucking retarded muslims. THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE, who fake their accents and are like 'OMG ROCK MUSIC WE MUST CONSULT THE SCHOLARS'. Debs - our hero. Visiting work on our day off and feeling very uncomfortable. Stirfry. Sexchangedocumentaries. Badly dubbed porn. MTV2. German Oral Exams and not worrying about them, which is in turn, worrying. Disco Funk Electro Punk. MUNCHAUSEN. 18ths. Condescending looks. Trotters Treatsz. sweepAGE, drinkAGE, mopPAGE ETC. LOLLAGE. HARRY POTTER SEVENNNNNNN FINALLY BEINN RELEASED. Reunions. Rennaissances. Vodka and the problems/laffs it causes. THE VYNE CREW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tuesday (yeah). Monday Pub Quizzzing! Weird weird weird weird life moments/shockin discoveries. The impending feeling that your lives should really be the subject of a documentary or episode of Jeremy Kyle. University Life!! Being friends once more. Sloaneysssssssss. Aurora Whorefeatures Cuntingham//Perseophone Hobag Twatshire. Atonement. BRIDGET JONES
LDN!! & University being super fab. Even though some people aren't quite what we imagined. patrick wolf- hottest viola playa on the planet.
Sounds Like: Lies.
Type of Label: Major