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Putressence

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About Me

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Putressence is a healer, author, and co-founder of the Subhuman Potential Movement (TM). His books include Holistic suicide workshop, Molesting the inner child, Start smoking now, and a number of soft porn novels written for money.

This album has been channeled from his Native American spirit guide, Chief Two-Dogs Fucking.

He Currently lives in LA*


*La-la land.
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Putressence offers the following readings and therapies:
READINGS & DIVINATION :
Entrail readings (yours)
Predicting the future by sniffing your panties
Gastric oracle
Used tampon readings
THERAPIES & WORKSHOPS :
Holistic suicide workshop (one to one)
Molesting the inner child
Start smoking now!
Feng shui for self-defence
Stopping the heart
Aura bleaching
Reiki tit massage
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Payments via Paypal. Orders are normally dispatched within two working days, but allow up to 14 days for delivery.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/15/2006
Band Website: This is it.
Band Members:

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Influences:
Many thanks to Frog for making this video for "Airbrushed Dolphins". Check out his other vids on Youtube (username planetfrog):

Me pissing about on the beach, somewhat compost mentis, filmed and edited by Planetfrog. Some people apparently think this is real...

Sounds Like: Your mum slurping away at my cock
Record Label: Putressence (self release)
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Shocking detention of animal rights activists in Austria

Don't be under any illusion about the limits of your freedom, wherever you live.Guardian article by Victor Schonfeld:Twenty-five years ago my feature documentary The Animals Film was shown during Chan...
Posted by Putressence on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 07:00:00 PST

SPONSOR ME! Brighton to Bath bike ride.

Yes, I live in trendy fucking Brighton. But I'm not a 'Brighton band'! And I don't like the place much.This is short notice, but I'm almost certainly going to be cycling from Brighton to Bath at the e...
Posted by Putressence on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 03:18:00 PST

Prince Harry fights the Taleban.

Well, killing people is so much more fun than killing other animals, it must make a refreshing change for him. And they're only brown people anyway, they're not the same as us - they wear funny hats, ...
Posted by Putressence on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 01:36:00 PST