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Mrs Floweryapron

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About Me

..Hiya, I am from the West Midlands. I live in a house in a swamp with two very silly and beautiful children. I enjoy drawing and painting, reading, sewing, making models and looking around churches old houses and overcrowded museums. I like to play computer games. Every Spring I plant vegetables, one year it might be beans and carrots, the next it might be beetroots and tomatoes- thats me- unpredictable! My pets are 2 black and white cats, a fat one called Allie Boo and a little skinny one called spider, a fish called Sugar, and a lurcher dog called Jake who loves to spin round and round in circles. Sometimes I upset myself by pondering my own mortality, mans inhumanity to man, the fragility of snowflakes, etc etc, but normally I am a very cheerful person, always smiling and whistling, even at funerals. I dont go out on my own much as I am worried about people asking me difficult questions about things like when my childrens birthdays are, and whats the time. What else- I like animals, especially insects and birds but not including lions, and my favouite food is Fungus. I mean to say I actually do love animals, from the smallest insect to the biggest whales. Except lions. My Mother was a horrible face drawn on a balloon and my Dad is kindly and likes ships in bottles. My sister is very tidy. Sometimes something makes me write a letter to a newspaper, and I had a haiku piublished in a book. I got fox hunting banned in this country by writing a sign in biro and sticking it up in my window.



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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who has been run over by a steam roller and then pumped themselves up again with a bicycle pump. This bloke here.And this one, listen- Ian is crazy about me!

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Music:

I enjoy a lot of different styles of music. I like Alpine yodelling and bagpipes, and also pop music, folk music and the Bonzo Dog Doo dah Band. Oh and Classical music as well, the ones on the adverts. ct

Movies:

No.

Television:

Time Team, Most haunted, 6th Sense with Colin Fry, Flog it, Ready Steady cook, Poirot, Youve been Framed, Doodle Do, The Worst Jobs in History.

Books:

Anything but Harry Potter and Stephen King.

Heroes:

Tiny Tim, Nikola Tesla, Carl Sagan, Jeremy Kyle, Dan Cruickshank, Frizz-ease.

My Blog

What did the Romans do for us?


Posted by Mrs Floweryapron on Mon, 05 May 2008 01:16:00 PST

Aint you got a clone to go to?

Here are Rugbeans once again speaking out, good on them!...
Posted by Mrs Floweryapron on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:53:00 PST

The Lion Weeps Tonight.

Here is me, my daughter (wim away) and a mechanical roaring lion singing Tinas favourite song. .....
Posted by Mrs Floweryapron on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 03:27:00 PST

Patrick Arundell

Here is this weeks Horoscopes in the Rugby Observer, this blokes an amazing genius! he always, ALWAYS gets my prediction exactly right all the time! (taurus)For example, only today I was about to go t...
Posted by Mrs Floweryapron on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:27:00 PST

Folk Lore quiz.

A CHURCH. As in Charlotte.
Posted by Mrs Floweryapron on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:01:00 PST

( I love you but you are) TOXVIG

Inspired by that flashing viking bloke- her arms are spring onions.BRITNANA SPEARS - TOXIC The clicking noise is me turning the light on and off....
Posted by Mrs Floweryapron on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 06:43:00 PST

Do You Expect To Keep Yours?

The good People of Rugby Town Speak Their Brains, the subject: New Years Resolutions....
Posted by Mrs Floweryapron on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 11:52:00 PST

Metropolis

Here is my tribute to the classic film, Metropolis.I did this for Terry originally but I am so proud of it I wanted you all to have a look....
Posted by Mrs Floweryapron on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 07:21:00 PST

Thank you!

I can fart very well thank you, I just pick a buttokup., and Jack The Pumpkin Kings baby is due next May. Im keeping those drugs for myself, for a rainy day. Here I am in my jacket! Cest chic?...
Posted by Mrs Floweryapron on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 06:57:00 PST

Back in the N.H.S.


Posted by Mrs Floweryapron on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 04:08:00 PST