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Strange to have thoughts and to be so different from the little ones I see. The ones that scream and

About Me

"My name’s Daniel DeFendis. Yours isn't.""I was much too far out all my life and not waving but drowning.""You come back on top you hear me dog everyday, luv', Walter" "His clothes which had been good when new, and which were still carefully brushed and pressed were beginning to show signs of their owner’s losing battle with the world. He had the defensive and somewhat furtive air of a man of a an who was used to rebuffs. He looked what he was; a man gifted somewhat above the ordinary who was a failure through his lack of self assertion."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

No one.

My Blog

Boxing for beginners

I bought a pair of boxing glovesI got them cheap at WinnersI borrowed a book from the libraryCalled Boxing for BeginnersI put them on, I looked the partWent out in the streetTo box the ears of child...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jun 2009 07:24:00 GMT

I'm looking for an authentic Phil Oakey wig. Not just some jokeshop effort either.

Throughout his career and in his personal life Oakey has been a very flamboyant dresser and fashion trend setter. His entry into music was precipitated by his reputation for style. His outrageous dres...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:43:00 GMT

Run of the mill

I am an ordinary manIn an ordinary house In an ordinary street In an ordinary town In an ordinary country In an ordinary world First class returnTo Coventry, pleaseRun of the millTheres sweat on my t...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jun 2009 15:08:00 GMT

One day Ill take you with me

Im going to Bedlam, the Yorkshire moors and HarlemIm going to hang out in the Metros of Paris and GatesheadThen its off to the Wirral with an old man called CyrilNext stop the Styx, all black oars ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 May 2009 09:51:00 GMT

Little Marmaduke and the Scrunched Up Balls of Paper

I fear Im being bullied at evening classes MaMar, they throw bottles at me.Well thats not so bad.It is when theyve got lighted rags and petrol in them. Further to which Im likened to Phil Spe...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Apr 2009 07:57:00 GMT

Little Marmaduke and the Victorian Era

Times change MaMar, were not living in the Victorian era now you know.We most certainly are young man and I shall hear no more about it. © DeFendis
Posted by on Tue, 28 Apr 2009 07:55:00 GMT

Little Marmaduke and the Photo Cube

Well bless my torn and tattered britches! Little Marmaduke! Its been six months to the day since you last showed your weird little face around these parts? Where have you been, polishing your conker...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Apr 2009 11:59:00 GMT

Doll phobia

Concrete face, breeze-block headA gesture made under pressureAnd then the crash of a table knifeAs it falls from a hushed-up garterIve never partaken for decadesYet here it is now, with clotsI dont ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Apr 2009 11:59:00 GMT

Grey boy

Grey boys grey matter splattersDark are these June/July morningsThey last too longThey last foreverHere comes another one nowStaggering towards meGrey matter within the craniumIs what our boy once ha...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Apr 2009 16:28:00 GMT

Im taking her back to the shop for a refund

Im taking her back, oh yesAnd Im not taking no for an answerShe said Ive got good newsI said What is it, cancer?Im taking her back to Wives R UsIm taking her back for a silent refundHer legs ...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Mar 2009 16:50:00 GMT