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Tina

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About Me


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Good afternoon to you. Here I am in a smashing little stone house in Pwllheli, a delightful small town in North Wales. I have lived here for 4 years with Paul, an Essex boy who is mostly made out of titanium. In the beginning of time, I was born in Birmingham and miss the old place but not enough to move back there, yet. Most of my children and grandchildren are there but we do visit each other and my phone bill is enormous. My ambition is to live on the Isle of Lewis or the Isle of Harris or indeed any of the Outer Hebridean islands. My hobbies are shop lifting, weeing myself, swearing and Mrs Floweryapron. I like DCI Gene Hunt and would like to know him in the biblical sense. I don’t like injustice, being in hospital or over packaging of supermarket goods. I want England to win the world cup.Click here to see REDJACK two of my sons are in this band, so go on, you miserable bastard, it wont kill you.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Myself at the age of about 13, so I could tell myself not to be such a cunt in the future. Mrs Flowerapron made this Wicker Man starring Bernard Manning potato, whom I would also like to meet.

My Blog

The Great Wall Of Tina

Ok, so I finally finished the wall, not to mention the slabs and steps.  I must admit that Paul, with whom I live in sin, did have a bit of a hand in the whole building of the steps deal but I di...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:43:00 GMT

Birthday

Thank You Everybody for your birthday wishes yesterday, I appreciate them all and was well chuffed. I had a lovely day starting with going to the cafe for a fat breakfast.  I told the waitress it...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 05:56:00 GMT

Child of the Universe Comes to Dinner.

Today Child of the Universe AKA Caz came to visit me, we'd never met before and I only know her from myspace.  We spend 4 hours just staring each other out. Actually we had a great afternoon, the...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 11:44:00 GMT

Do You Recognise Yourself?

Is that you there? You might need to click the sound thing a couple of times and wait a second, but it does work. .. - Get Your Own .. - Get Your Own .. - Get Your Ow...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 15:07:00 GMT

A Star Is Corn.

Inspired by the video masterpiece by Deiter Peckinpah Hoffman Hogradish, I made one of my own.  I've only got a webcam, so its a bit fuzzy but having never done the like before, I am dead pr...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 11:00:00 GMT

Personality Test

..> ..> Global Personality Test Results Stability (30%) Low which suggests you are very fretful, insecure, emotional, and anxious.Orderliness (50%) Medium which suggests you are moderately organiz...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 07:04:00 GMT

Skinny Dipping.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring you 'Fisting By The Pool, Ode To Barrymore'.  A stanza composed by Keiran, poet and master of disguise.    If you go down to the pool tonight you...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 04:18:00 GMT

Before You Send A Friends Request Please Answer This....

Does your profile page feature loads of pictures of Winnie the Pooh?    Yes?   Well fuck off.
Posted by on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 14:50:00 GMT

Before You Ask Me To Marry You, Read This....

You found my profile: A)  While browsing for victims B)  While browsing for your next wife C)  On your friends page D)  On your girlfriends page You are reading this b...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 13:00:00 GMT

Tina's Celebrity Lookalike

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Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 13:04:00 GMT