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Miserable Old Bastards

About Me

We are two miserable old Bastards who likes to have abuse thrown at us, take your everyday frustrations out on us two, instead of someone else and use us like a confession box to relieve the pressure.So if you're having a bad day, take it out on us.Came home early and caught the Wife/Husband in bed with the Milkman? Take it out on us!The Boss giving you a hard time in work again? Take it out on us! Stolen the Orphans blind box from the corner shop again? Confess it all to us! Just had sex with your best friends Wife/Husband and the seventeen year old Daughter/Son? Confess it all to us!GOT THE IDEA.Well thank you for starting without me, I am Miserable bastard number 2, (Why have you got the number 1, do you think you are better or above me?)anyway, as "Number 1" points out, we are available to be the butt of your anger or maybe you would like to have a rant about something you would like to get off your chest, are you pissed off at someone or something? well here is the place to let it all go!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Miserable old Bastard 1. WC Fields, Rasputin, Doctor Doolittle, Marquis De Sade, Harold Shipman, Mike Baldwin, Bela Lugosi, I've always wanted to meet that woman looking through the curtains on our picture as well, I have no idea who she is.Miserable Old Bastard 2. Clement Freud, Lester Piggott, Bernard Manning (oops Too late), Fanny Craddock, Jack the Ripper. The woman looking through the curtains is the woman that Miserable old bastard 1 owes rent to! I'd just like to say that I owe the woman nothing, I have never seen her before the picture was taken and I will get to the bottom of her...bottom.

My Blog

Disguise or not disguise...that is the question!

Have you ever disguised yourself to fool an unworthy suitor or maybe it was to avoid the police and a long prison sentence (no one on Myspace is innocent) some of you might have donned a wig and put y...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Mar 2009 05:07:00 GMT

GRAND STRETCH MARKS COMPETITION!

Ladies and GentlemenYou are invited to take part in a grand stretch marks competition.There's nothing more natural than stretch marks, whether they're from carrying around a couple of babies or eating...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 04:33:00 GMT

Public Holidays

So its another public holiday, another bank holiday and with it comes the buying of cards, chocolate eggs and other gifts to waste your money on.Dont get me wrong, I have total contempt for money most...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 04:44:00 GMT

Valentines day.

Happy Valentines day, to all you lovely ladies out there and men who may be lovely but I'm not going down that road today!So did you all have lots of cards and presents or were you left loveless and b...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 06:35:00 GMT

Toilet wall Graffiti.

There seems to be a lack of graffiti these days on the walls of public toilets, not that I frequent these places unless I have to out of sheer desperation.Years ago, I'm sure that everyone who used a ...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 05:10:00 GMT

New year resolutions!

So what New Year resolutions are you making this year?I've decided to make an effort to speak to more people in real life, I look at people and think, I dont want to talk to them!But why is that? Am I...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 04:18:00 GMT

Christmas........Again!

Dinner has been had, the dishes smashed and that's Christmas officially over for another year!All that build up for a half warm Dinner, hard Gravy, the Sprouts were black, the Peas shrivelled, the Pot...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 09:10:00 GMT

Drink!

So what is everyones favourite drinks? Alcoholic and Soft drinks.This sounds like a survey from a Womans magazine doesn't it, I should include favourite knitting needle sizes and Barbecue tips but I w...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 09:35:00 GMT

The Saga of Tina Big Knickers

We came to tea and you spoilt us rottenYou drugged the jelly now we've forgottenWhat we had to start the mealwhat we were planning to cunningly stealIt wasn't your virginity or fashion senseBut someth...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 13:20:00 GMT

Whos saying what?

Its only another picture that needs a Caption!It could be the animal alternative of Dogging or a play by Shakespear, it might be some way out Hippie festival run by the Dog or a meeting of animal Godf...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:29:00 GMT