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Andy

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About Me

MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile GeneratorHello, mate/love,I have never done anything like myspace before, so forgive me if I seem clueless about it all. My mate Bill Philip recommended I give it a whirl, so here I am, gracing you all with my e-presence. I am always rather averse to the "tell me about yourself" thang (usually phrased "shoot!" and with two index fingers pointing, as if relieved from holsters), so I'll keep info scant. Cool? Gooood!!I am an illustration and animation student. I live at home with my Mum and sis.Right, that's enough of that, I'm even starting to bore myself. Here's what I really came on here for - to show you all a picture of my reflection in one of the curvy mirrors in the Natural History Museum.
Interesting how it's mostly women, despite my rather full beard. Hmmm!!Many people have remarked upon my similarity with Jesus (in looks - I have no virtues or morals), some jocosely adding that I must therefore have Christlike attributes, like being able to turn water into alcohol or pass a coin from hand to hand really, really fast so that you can't see it. Let me assure you that there is no substance behind such assumptions - I am in no way related to Mr. Christ. I am, however a direct descendant of one of Jesus' disciples. But, I'm afraid I can't tell you which one, or I won't be able to move for an inbox full of hate-mail saying that I am a hell-bound bastard because I'm related to the "biggest traitor of all time." ..

My Interests


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I'd like to meet:

Oh, really not too fussed. Oh, wait a minute, there was a trampish looking man loitering in the N1 Centre in Angel with one eyebrow (I don't mean he had one eyebrow missing. I mean he had no partition between what would otherwise have been two separate bodies of hair), extremely googly eyes and a stubble you could use to take the corners off flagstones. He lumbered towards me, blocked my path for no reason whatsoever and when I requested that he "please leave me alone," pushed me and shouted my words about four times at the top of his voice. If you're out there, mate, I'd really like to go for a drink or something

Music:

Yeah allsorts, any old crap.

Movies:

Well a few that stick in my mind right now are: Withnail and I, Barry Lyndon, Way Out West (Laurel and Hardy - brilliant), This is Spinal Tap, A Mighty Wind, Waiting for Guffman, Airplane, The Naked Gun, The Producers, Blazing Saddles, The Sound of Music, The Straight Story, Ed Wood, Rain Man, Sleepy Hollow, Edward Scisorhands, Jean de Florette, Manon des Sources, Stand by Me, This Boy's Life, O Brother, Where Art Thou? A Passage to India, Kind Hearts and Coronets, Mary Poppins, Ed Wood, Life of Brian, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Ladykillers, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, The King of Comedy, Quills, Topsy Turvy, Titanic(sorry!), Antz, Toy Story (haven't seen 2 yet), The Silence of the Lambs, Pulp Fiction, Rebel Without a Cause, Delicatessen, Of Mice and Men, The Shawshank Redemption, all the old Disney classics, Trainspotting, Gladiator, The Railway Children, Being John Malkovich, American Beauty, The Birds, North by Northwest, The Brave Little Toaster, Borat, Volver, All About my Mother, The Secret Garden, Oliver Twist, Belleville Rendez-vous, The Duellists, Jason and the Argonauts. Will mention more when they come to mind.

Television:

Planet Earth, London Tonight, Only Fools and Horses, The Office, Porridge, Family Guy, the Simpsons, the Armando Iannucci Shows, Doctor Who (not anymore, now that Eccleston and Piper aren't in it), Time Trumpet, the World's Sexiest Medical Blunders, Rape an Ape, etc.

Books:

I'm not much of a reader, though I hope to change that by reading more. Here are a few though: Treasure Island, Wind in the Willows, the William Brown books, Asterix, Tintin.

Heroes:

Diego Velazquez, E. H. Shepard, Hans Holbein, David Attenborough, Charles Darwin, Richard Dawkins, Martin Luther King, George Clooney, Donal Mcintyre, Ray Mears, Hergé, Baron d'Holbach, Gary Larson, Gerald Scarfe, Thomas Bewick, Cecily Mary Barker, Honor C. Appleton, Toby Jones, Cecilia Bartoli, erm again will mention more when they come to mind. Oh, erm Jess from my top 8 is my hero/heroine because she managed to find me the link to one of Ant and Dec's unofficial profiles on myspace, which contained "Psyche" which I'd been looking for to add to my profile for ages. Jess also taught me how to make heart shapes with HTML, for which I am also eternally grateful. And James Palm, my acting teacher at central whom I do miss T_T He is the best acting teacher one could wish for. And a damn nice guy. And, girls, he's well fit, to boot!! And Bill Philip, for introducing me to this goddamn place!!