Okay, a bit of sensible stuff first. Cassetteboy have a new album out. It's called CARRY ON BREATHING, and you can buy it here:
Buy CARRY ON BREATHING directly from the boys themselves (almost)
Also, Mike from Cassetteboy (er, me) has written a novel, and it's very funny, even if I do say so myself (which I do). I'm not the only one, Stephen Merchant from The Office and Extras says it's "the funniest work of fiction since The Bible", and I'm not going to argue with him.
The novel is called EARTH INC. and you can find out more about it on the EARTH INC. myspace page .
Or you could just go straight ahead and buy it. What have you got to lose, apart from a bit of time and some money?
Buy EARTH INC. from Amazon
Other bookshops are available, check out Earth Inc's myspace page for other exciting purchasing options.
Righto, advert over, on with the nonsense...
Cassetteboy are twin brothers Mike (31) and Steve (29). They began collecting audio material while they were still in their mother's womb, using a rare in utero TEAC tape deck. Sadly much of this material was rubbish, being mainly the sound of digesting food and unspecified gurgles. To be honest it wasn't really worth the effort, though a few seconds of the noise did appear on their debut album The Parker Tapes (I think it's just after someone off the telly says the word "computer").
School was a tough time for Mike and Steve. They were often bullied, as although one of them was a boy, the other was of course a cassette, and you know what kids are like, they'll pick on the smallest differences. Things weren't helped by the fact that they were growing up in Chelmsford, Essex, which is shit.
It was shortly after this that Mike and Steve found international fame. It was just lying there, in the very first place they looked. All they had to do was obsessively record every bit of TV and radio they could lay their hands on, painstakingly re-edit it and then prance about like a couple of tits in front of hundreds of people.
Thinking about it, I've never actually seen a couple of tits prancing about, but I'd certainly like to. If you've got two or more tits that prance about, please get in touch.
