I'm from New York. I make people laugh for a living. If you haven't seen a special on me yet then I'm really curious as to why you stopped in at my page.
As many of you have most likely heard in one of my acts, I am a sun worshipper. Imagine if Christianity had not been previously established and you had just read the Bible for the first time. Well, ok, let's be realistic. Only a child molesting priest with an available hand would be willing to read the entire thing, that's just rediculous. But imagine you heard the general summary of the Bible for the first time and religion wasn't previously established. Wouldn't seem like a lot of bullshit? Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man who lives in the clouds. And this man has a list of 10 things that he doesn't want you to do. And if you do ANY of these things, he has a place full of burning and fire and hatred and eternal pain for you. BUT....... he loves you. He loves you, and he always needs money!
After growing up on this story, I learned that there is only one constant thing in my life that is always there for me and gives me the basic necessities of life without asking for anything in return: the sun. So pretty much over night I became a sun worshipper. Well.. not overnight.. you can't see the sun at night. But the very next morning.
