I'm 7'3" 98lbs and completely hairless. Except for a dusting of pale lavender fuzz marching upwards from the crack of my ass. I have a fantastic set of man-boobs that are only a bit saggy. My right hand pinky finger projects a perfectly straight laser beam to assist in any home improvement projects I may be attending.
I am, in no particular order, an excelent cook, a superb bartender, a mediocre musician, a pretty darn good singer, a terrible dancer, a bad actor, a self-indulgent writer, an avid gamer, a rotten speller, moderately skilled in armed and unarmed combat and generally well-liked.
How to make a Sheriff Bart
Ingredients:
3 parts stage blood
1 part amputee porn
1 part whale anus
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a pinch of her ass. Shove your head up your own. Repeat to taste.
Username:
Personality cocktail
From Some lame-ass quiz site
Who wants to touch me?
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Check out some of these sites.
This is a required site for any gamer Gamefaqs.com .
Got a question about anything? Chances are the answer is here. Wikipedia.org . It may even be accurate!
I'm a big fan of Robotech, but not as big a fan as my friend, Ken. This is his site. Robotechresearch.com . Check out his links section for more great Robotech websites.
Theres just something special about a really bad movie.
Wheeee!!! It's The Happy Tree Friends !
Who's The Man Now, Dog
One of the coolest things I've seen in a while. Ninjai.com
Steeeeve. The Stevenator..... The Watertower in the Town of Steeeeve. Steeeeeve
Stuff about Neil Gaiman. Neilgaiman.com
There's really nothing I can say that can prepare you for this .
This is my buddy George's Site. By "buddy" I mean "guy I've seen on HBO".
A metric buttload of Anime Pics!
This is what its like when you take too many motion sickness pills. 8-12 hours of this.
Can a single negative comment destroy an entire franchise?
Meet FPS Doug. BOOM! HEADSHOT!
FPS Doug encounters some lag.
Sheriff Bart is a lonely lonely man.
Rules for 105 Drinking Games. Wuss, Douche Bag, Fucker is a lot of fun.
And then there was Batman.
Warren Ellis is the author of Transmetropolitan . He is also a filthy dangerous dogfucking degenerate who should be obeyed without question.
Now go .
Sigur Ros made me very happy today.
The death of Chuck Norris.
Waste time here .
Basic mathematics: For every one hot chick there is at least one douchebag . The comment section on this site is pure gold.
My friend Josh has an opinion page. Go there. I dare you to convince him he's wrong. You can't. This is Especially true when he is wrong.
I can see My House from here!
Please worship at the church of your choice. This is mine.
If words were tongues Deus ex Malcontent would use his prettier 'n' a $20 whore.
Got several hours to waste? GorillaMask.net
What WOULD Tyler Durden do?
SomethingAwful
Are you ready for some Football ?
Enjoy a tasty Bowl of Stupid
Help! I'm Stuck in Rehab with Pat O'Brien
