SugarBritches Bartends and Bitches

About Me

Single mom, two jobs, one for each kid I'm putting through college. I sling beers and type medical transcription for a local hospital out of my home. Sweet work if you can get it.
MY BAR MY RULES BITCHES!
And when the kids are standing on their own so to speak, I'm going to open Dead Betty's Diner, which will be pretty much completely opposite of your typical diner. It is named in honor of my granny Betty. She's dead. And she was one great cook and loved everyone and everyone loved her.

How to make a Lisa Bartends
Ingredients:
3 parts anger
3 parts humour
5 parts leadership
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Top it off with a sprinkle of lustfulness and enjoy!
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Only the locals will know this one...

I am a big fan of finger foods.and pancakes. I have a "thing" for pancakes.

I'd like to meet:

Nobody.
Lisa's Carny ability:

You can fast-talk people into volunteering for the dunk tank

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My Blog

Talk about Too Much Information

I have to share this story (shuddup Kristen) so a friend of mine dropped off the face of the earth a few months ago and has recently resurfaced with a new boyfriend. He looks like an Amish Muppet and ...
Posted by SugarBritches Bartends and Bitches on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 05:28:00 PST

The Taker of the Cake.

Okay so I'm down at the bar tonight with my girl Kristen who is home for the holidays and we're playing the Megatouch game (Nekkid chick Photohunt of course) when I see and am seen by: THE TAKER OF TH...
Posted by SugarBritches Bartends and Bitches on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 02:53:00 PST

A Toast

Raise your glasses everyone, I would like to propose a holiday toast to a select few of my favorite people that have frequented my establishment this year: ~Here's to you, the twentysomething cutesy g...
Posted by SugarBritches Bartends and Bitches on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 11:01:00 PST

Okay, I'm done.

Well, I have officially decided to resign from being an adult. Being an adult is bullshit. Being a single mom trying to put two kids into and through college with no child support and two ...
Posted by SugarBritches Bartends and Bitches on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 01:47:00 PST

Phil

Phil asked me if I wanted to touch the bump on his head Friday. Not many people un-nerve me. Phil? Phil UN-NERVES me. I pray that this will be the one and only Phil blog....
Posted by SugarBritches Bartends and Bitches on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 04:08:00 PST

well i'll be gawdammned.

Ozzy won't play tag. He will be replaced by... Gilligan ...
Posted by SugarBritches Bartends and Bitches on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 12:02:00 PST

well I fucked up.

I am untagging TooFiGgy cuz I tagged him as Dead Betty. I'm retarded. sooo......I choose Danny. PeaceOut...
Posted by SugarBritches Bartends and Bitches on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 11:30:00 PST

I've been tagged by Freckles~

Okay the tag blog. 6 fucked up things about me, then I pick 6 fucked up people to blog their 6 fucked up things about themselves...and so on...and so on....and so on.... 1. &n...
Posted by SugarBritches Bartends and Bitches on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 11:23:00 PST

Boy Wonder survives Childhood; Enters College

It took me 22 1/2 hours to have Boy Wonder and I believe I pushed for 6 hours with my face until the nurse told me he wasn't coming out of my ears so I better figure out where I need to be pushing fro...
Posted by SugarBritches Bartends and Bitches on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 08:51:00 PST