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About Me


I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old.
I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion
There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.
I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/6/2007
Band Website: homevideo.universalstudios.com/americanpsycho
Band Members: John Cale, Huey Lewis and the News, Whitney Houston
Influences:I Consider myself an avid music fan, particularly of mainstream pop and pop-rock.My All time favorite band is the Talking Heads. I also listen to jazz (Dizzy Gillespie and Bix Beiderbecke) An have recently been tryoing to get "into" this particularly new genra called "rap", but it seems a bit to niggerish for my tastes. Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?

Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83,I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consimante professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour.

In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite

Did you know that Whitney Houston's debut LP, called simply Whitney Houston had 4 number one singles on it? Did you know that?

It's hard to choose a favorite among so many great tracks, but "The Greatest Love of All" is one of the best, most powerful songs ever written about self-preservation, dignity. Its universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the hope that it's not too late to better ourselves. Since, Elizabeth, it's impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can always empathize with ourselves. It's an important message, crucial really. And it's beautifully stated on the album.
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Interests::
I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?

Attire: Ralph Lauren, Brooks Brothers, Bill Blass, Valentino Couture, Hugo Boss, Luciano Soprani, Gianni Versace, Polo, Giorgio Armani, Charivari, Yves Saint Laurent, Garrick Anderson, Christian Dior, Comme des Garcons

Periodicals: The New York Times, USA Today, GQ, Lesbian Vibrator Bitches, Wall Street Journal, New York, Money, Gourmet, Playboy, Financial Times, Sports Illustrated, Cunt on Cunt, Esquire, New York Post, W, Time, The Nation, Vanity Fair, The Economist

Restaurants: Pastels, Camols, Crayons, Dorsia, Cafe Luxembourg, Barcadia, DuPlex, Brussels, Turtles, Desk Chairs, Texarkana, Arcadia, 21, Cuisine de Soy, Free Spin, 1500, Zeus Bar, Kaktus, 1969, Bouley, River Cafe, Progress

Clubs: Tunnel, Nell's, Indochine, Chernoble, Nekenieh, Contraclub East, M.K., Petty's, Goldcard, Au Bar, Mars, Mortimer's, World's End

Bars: Harry's, Yale Club, Rusty's, Princeton Club, Trump Plaza, Fluties, Da Umberto's, Orso
Movies::
Love Comedies and Rommance Movies, I thought the Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Psycho were such laugh Riots! American Beauty and the Notebook are also all-time favorites. and lets not forget one of the greatest cinamatic masterpieces of our time, Titanic. Which really does tell a beautiful love story between to completely different individuals. Another personal favorite would include body double and inside lydia's ass. - truly great films i rent at the local viedo store practically every week. slashers and pornography suffices my entertainment needs.

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Books: :

Heros::
Personal Heros would most definetly include: Ted Bundy, Ed Gein, Donald Trump, Bill Gates, Huey Lewis, Whitney Houston, And of course Phil Collins
Patrick Bateman's Company & Education:: Compnay - Pierce & Pierce

Exeter Preparatory school - 1980Harvard University - 1984

Harvard Business School - 1986
Who id like to Meet:: I'd like a girl, early twenties, blonde, who does couples. Couples. Fifty-five West Eighty-First, the American Gardens Building. Apartment 7C. And I really can't stress blonde enough. Blonde.
Comment Box::

Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Confession

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Posted by Patrick Bateman" on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 08:32:00 PST

Luis

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Posted by Patrick Bateman" on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 08:21:00 PST

Paul Allen and Huey Lewis.

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Posted by Patrick Bateman" on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 08:12:00 PST

My Night With Kristie

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Posted by Patrick Bateman" on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 08:20:00 PST

New Card, what do you think?

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Posted by Patrick Bateman" on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 08:23:00 PST