Bobbi Billard

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Hey there! :) My name is Bobbi Billard. Thanks for visiting my profile here at MySpace. Yes, it is REALLY me! I have this page linked on my links page on the upper right hand side under "Bobbi Sites" on my official website. Rest assured that you are not dealing with some imposter here.

Here's my life story in case you are interested. I was born on December 12th in Austin, Texas. I moved from Texas to Mission Viejo, California when I was 8 years old. I grew up in the O.C. I come from a good family that instilled a lot of values upon me. I am very thankful for my upbringing because it made me who I am today. I am one of the few extinct species left out there whose parents were still together until my father died of pancreatic cancer when I was 19 years old.

I recently moved to Hollywood!

Be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it ALL!

Some of my modeling gigs over the years include the Diet Dr.Pepper "Green Baywatch" commercial which aired over Superbowl XXXV, Muscular Development magazine cover and features, Benchwarmer trading cards, Blues Travelers "Girl Inside My Head" music video, and the TV show WOW Women of Wrestling (I played Summer of the Beach Patrol), and even a developmental contract wrestler for WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment) until I got hurt so badly that I required major neck surgery. I had a 2 level fusion and my surgeon (Dr. Youngblood from San Antonio, Texas) is the same guy that did Stone Cold Steve Austin, Lita, and many other WWE wrestlers. Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right? I'm like the bionic woman now. My x-rays are a trip and a half!

I just shot a cover and feature for Interviu Magazine in Madrid, Spain and I am quite proud of how my layout came out. Do a google search for "Bobbi Billard" and "Interviu Magazine" to see the pics. I am extremely thankful that I have had the opportunity to get paid to do what I love the most, while traveling the world and seeing other countries and cultures. And I even got to spend some much needed time with some dear friends of mine. It really was a blessing! :)

What's my style? Think "Legally Blonde" meets Paris Hilton with curves. I'd describe myself as flashy and sophisticated, yet extremely down to earth.

I love to play around on the computer and the internet. I design and maintain my own websites. Technically, that makes me a webmistress... and no, LOL, that does not mean that I am a dominatrix on the web. It's amazing that I have to clarify that in order to spare myself from receiving scary emails from guys that want me to beat and tie them up. Anyway, being a webmistress means that I design and maintain websites, in case you didn't already know that. I really like to write and have always had a thing for chatrooms (since way back in the day when AOL charged by the hour and before that... BBS's. Yep! I'm an old school computer nerd and damn proud of it!). I'm interested in fitness and weight training. I love fine dining... my favorite thing to eat is sushi and anything really spicy. I'm a spice girl (right down to the shoes) and I like it super hot! Yes, I am single. The only man in my life is my five pound attack dog named "Gucci".

He's an extremely smart and well behaved Papillon. A while back, I dyed him pink with a concoction of Strawberry Kool Aid mixed with dog conditioner. Don't worry... it was completely safe or else I wouldn't have done it in the first place! He didn't mind being pink, in fact, I thought he actually liked all the extra attention that he got. He was a total chick magnet! And he was very metro-sexual! LOL! It was a fun change but honestly, it took forever to get the pink to go away and it was not something that I wanted to continue to keep up with. I think he looks better with his normal black and white markings. He has finally faded away back to his natural hair color but it was fun while it lasted... :)

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I bring him with me everywhere in a color coordinated doggie bags that that match my outfits. Yep, just like in that movie, "Legally Blonde".

I'm a freak like that! I bring him with me just about everywhere that I can get away with it. I've been known to sneak him into the movies, the beauty salon, restaurants, and even bars. I'm a real animal lover and I don't like to go anywhere without my sidekick. My doggie does not like to be away from me either! Gucci is quite the hit when we go out. And whether he is pink or just his normal black and white coloring, he always manages to steal the show!

Anyway, thanks for taking the time to read about lil ol' me! :) I look forward to getting to know you all better.

XoXoX,
Your Very Own Bobbi Doll & "Double B"
Bobbi Billard

The Optimist's Creed

I promise myself...

To be so strong that nothing can disturb my peace of mind.

To talk health, happiness and prosperity to every person I meet.

To make all my friends feel that there is something worthwhile in them.

To look at the sunny side of everything and make my optimism come true.

To think only of the best, to work only for the best and to expect only the best.

To be just as enthusiastic about the success of others as I am about my own.

To forget the mistakes of the past and press on to the greater achievements of the future.

To wear a cheerful expression at all times and give a smile to every living creature I meet.

To give so much time to improving myself that I have no time to criticize others.

To be too large for worry, to noble for anger, too strong for fear and too happy to permit the presence of trouble.

To think well of myself and to proclaim this fact to the world, not in loud words, but in great deeds.

To live in the faith that the whole world is on my side, so long as I am true to the best that is in me.

Christian D. Larson

What is Success?

To laugh often and much;

To win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children;

To earn the appreciation of honest critics
and endure the betrayal of false friends;

To appreciate beauty;
To find the best in others;

To leave the world a bit better, whether by
a healthy child, a garden patch
or a redeemed social condition;

To know even one life has breathed
easier because you have lived;

This is to have succeeded.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Frequently Asked Questions & Comments:

Question: You have so many friends on MySpace and you get a zillion comments. How do you keep up?

BB: It is extremely difficult to keep up with everything. I hope it never gets to the point where I don't have time to read each and every comment that I receive. It's already past the point where I have time to reply to everyone all of the time. I try my best and that's all I can do. There's only one me and I can only type so fast. And even though I can type faster than most secretaries, I still have trouble keeping up with everything.

Question: I added you to my friends and I sent you a bunch of comments but you never replied. Why?

BB: I try my best to respond to the messages I receive. Unfortunately, I am limited by MySpace. They have a limit as to how many messages you can send each day. I max myself out daily and there are still people that I don't get to reply to, which totally sucks! Nothing irks me more than seeing something I want to write back to but can't because I've already sent out too many comments that day. I do the best that I can do, but it seems the more friends that I get on here, the harder it is. There are only so many hours in the day, so please bear with me... I do have a job and sometimes I have to be out making money so that I am able to pay my bills and keep the lights on in my apartment. I'm sure you can relate. *smile*

Question: I saw some tattoos in some of your pics. What are they and how many do you have?

BB: I have Tigger & Winnie the Pooh with some tiny butterflies flying in the air tattooed on my ankle. I have a daisy tattooed on my toe. I have another daisy, but this one has a peace sign in the middle of it. That one is on my right butt cheek. I hid it so that my parents wouldn't see it. I used to draw daisies with peace signs in the middle of them on my book covers when I was in high school. I got that one when I was only 16 years old and a fake ID. I was so bad! *Giggle* I thought I was soooo.... cool when I got that! I was the only chick in high school with a tattoo. LOL! Unfortunately, now I wish I had never gotten tattooed in the first place... or if I had, I probably would have thought them out a little bit better. Ahh... the mistakes we make when we are young. It's all good though, I don't have any regrets, just probably would have done it differently. And I do like tattoos on other people. It's always interesting to hear the stories behind them.

Question: Do you have any beauty secrets?

BB: Yes, I drink MonaVie every day. MonaVie is a blend of 19 body-beneficial fruits—including the Brazilian açai berry. For countless centuries, the people of the Amazon have revered this unique fruit for its health-promoting properties, used it in the treatment of numerous ailments, and prized it as a source of health and vitality. Recently, the remarkable health benefits of açai have been validated by modern science. And because of its unparalleled antioxidant levels and superior nutrient content, açai is now widely regarded as one of the world's top superfoods. I swear by it! It gives me more energy, helps me sleep better at night, and it keeps me looking young. The key ingredient in MonaVie (açai) was recently featured on Oprah. World renowned dermatologist and author of The Wrinkle Cure, Dr. Nicholas Perricone says açai can help you look and age better. To try a bottle or become a distributor for this amazing product, please visit my website: www.mymonavie.com/bobbibillard .

Question: What kind of makeup do you recommend?

BB: I used to never wear makeup to give my skin a break when I wasn't shooting. That was until I tried the Addiction Cosmetics line. I'm predicting that this makeup will be the next M.A.C. I finally found makeup that is very natural looking and doesn't make you feel like you have a ton of makeup on your face. And what's even more awesome about it is that it doesn't make you break out. I absolutely love the Liquid Powder Mineral Foundation which has SPF 15 in it. They have a really cool leopard bronzer too. Pretty much everything I have tried from their line so far is good so I feel comfortable recommending them to all of my gal pals out there in cyber land! :)

Question: Do you have extensions? What kind of hair products do you recommend?

BB: No, I do not have permanent extensions. I do occasionally use clip in extensions in photo shoots. I think that this is better for the condition of your hair in the long run.

As for what products I like, I use something different every time I wash my hair. I am big into hair treatments. I never brush my hair when it is wet (use a wide toothed comb instead) and try not to blow dry, straighten, curl, or use gel, hairspray, or mousse in my hair unless it is absolutely necessary. Here is what I am currently into...

The entire "davines" line from Italy. I especially LOVE the Nourishing Repairing Mask with Olive Butter. I put this on my hair and bake it in with a heat cap for about an hour (or more if I have time).

I'm also a big fan of the Japanese straightening conditioner PHILD (PHI-TEN) Repair Treatment.

Another great conditioning treatment is Enjoy Sulfate-Free Luxury Shampoo + Enjoy Intensive Reconstructing Spray I.R.S. + Enjoy Hair Mask over the I.R.S.

Leave Ins:
Fekkai Glossing Cream and Sebastian Potion 9.

Question: Can I have your AIM, MSN, Yahoo!, ICQ, etc.? You don't allow us to email you on MySpace, you can't promise me that you will reply to my comments... So how can I get in touch with you?

BB: I am not a big fan of those instant messenger chat things. Those things annoy the crap out of me! Usually when I am on AOL, I am on there to answer business emails and I can't concentrate when those things start popping up. So, I altered my settings so that nobody can contact me on there unless I know them very well and add them. Ahhh... peace and quiet and I can get my work done! What a concept! :)

And don't even start me on how much I despise email!!! I used to get so much that I think it burnt me out permanently. It's such a shame because I really love to write!

These days, I prefer is chatting in public chatrooms with a bunch of people. I spend most of my time (when I'm not on MySpace of course) over at this new site called LiveVideo.com. Stop by and set up your profile. And make sure you add me as a friend at www.livevideo.com/bobbibillard... It's a bit like MySpace... but on steroids, LOL! You should definitely check it out. I do a camshow there once a week.

My love for computers dates way back to the days when AOL charged by the hour to use it. I used to rack up quite a bill because I was addicted to chatting! I fell in love with it! It's one of my favorite things to do ... Too bad my time is limited these days. I don't get to do it as often as I would like because I do my site all by myself and I always have a bunch of stuff that I should be doing while I am on MySpace screwing around instead.

Don't fret though! I love to chat and get to know you guys. Here is how we can get to know each other. I try to organize fun things for all of my MySpace buddies to do with me on a regular basis. I've gotten to know some of you like that. For instance, one night I set up a chatroom in my blog section and I stayed on until the wee hours of the night chatting with a bunch of you. Then, I got addicted to Sissy Fight for a while. I used to send out a bulletins to have people meet me there to play and chat. I was impressed with how many people came out on such short notice, so I am planning on setting up more activities like this for all of us to have FUN with. Make sure that you look for my bulletins, check my calendar, and subscribe to my blog for more info on when we can do it again. I'm open for suggestions too. If you think of any fun and unique chatrooms that I might not know about, let me know in my comments section.

Question: Why don't you have a boyfriend?

BB: You see I'd actually have to get offline and stop approving friend requests on here and leave my house to meet one, but I am always so busy with those things along with shooting for my site or working on it, that I just don't have the time. And the elusive "Mr. Right" is not going to come knocking on my door, unless of course he happens to work for UPS, or even less likely, is a door to door bible salesman for the Church of Mormon. LOL! So what's a girl to do? Washed up at such a young age... life is rough I tell you. *smirk* Luckily I have all of you .. to play with so I don't lose my sanity. :) You guys are like my pretend boyfriends. Yay!

Question: What are some of the words that you live by?

BB: I am a big fan of "The Secret" by Rhonda Byrne. It honestly changed my life! Check it out, it might just change yours too. There are some videos on their website that I try to watch daily. Here's one of the messages from the videos that I absolutely love.

The Secret... To YOU!

Today is the beginning of my new life.

I am starting over today.

All good things are coming to me today.

I am grateful to be alive.

I see beauty all around me.

I live with passion and purpose.

I take time to laugh and play every day.

I am awake, energized and alive.

I focus on all the good things in life

And give thanks for them.

I am at peace and One with everything.

I feel the love, the joy, the abundance.

I am free to be myself.

I am magnificence in human form

I am the perfection of life.

I am grateful to be...

ME!

Today is the best day of my life!

Question: What are some of your favorite quotes?

BB: "All work and no play makes BB a dull girl!"
"I need a vacation from my vacation!"
"Sometimes you have to take a step back to jump higher."
"Yeah, I talk to myself... Sometimes that is the only way I am ensured an intelligent conversation!"
"I don't come with Cliff Notes!"
"Here's to lying, cheating, and stealing. If you want to lie... lie for a friend! If you want to cheat... cheat death! And if you want to steal... steal a heart!"
"Beauty brings happiness not to those who possess it, but to those able to love and adore it."
(Hermann Hesse)
"La belleza no hace feliz al que la posee, sino a quien puede amarla y adorala".
(Hermann Hesse)
"When life hands you lemons, make lemonade... except hire a hot chick to sell it at double the price!"
"That wasn't me... That was my stunt double!"
"Yep! That one is something else! She'll be bookin' whammers in no time!"
"My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in tin foil!"

Comment: You have huge tits!

BB: You are sooo... observant! Absolutely NOTHING gets by you!

Question: Are they real?

BB: They are REAL big and REAL nice and that's all ya' gotta' know! Would you walk up to someone with a prosthetic limb and demand to know if that was their real arm? Now tell me... have you ever had penile enhancement surgery? See how stupid those questions sound? Now be a good little boy or girl and mind your own business!

Question: Will you send me some photos of you?

BB: I'd love to! Just sign up for my mailing list on my official website (add a .com to the end of my name). When you are on my list, you get access to private photos, videos, career updates, and more. It's FREE and it's easy! It just takes about 2 seconds of your time and then you're in...