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Malady says May the Force Be with You

Master of Tickle Foo---Conniseur of Snacks and Beverages!

About Me


"Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever."-- Noam Chomsky
Thank you for all the kind words and encouragement I love you all. The Force is strong in you:)As you can tell from my interests section I am a videogame/star wars/bruce campbell/hello kitty/anime/metal/geek GIRL:)
I don't care what other people think if I like something I like it. I'm a Trekki by blood through my dad who raised me on all that is Sci-Fi and B movie greatness.
I now own all the gaming systems except for a couple obscure ones but I'm hoping to add them to the collection soon.
I love all that is Zombies and Vampires. Horror movies make me all tingly and I love that:)
I have quite a collection of Evil Dead/Army of Darkness merchandise.
I also collect Rubber Duckies and all kinds of other duck stuff cause I'm a dork.
I have action figures and toys all over my house due to my obsession with half naked female action figures:)
I love Hentai and silly little anime movies...I like the non silly ones too:) Cowboy Bebop is my all time favorite series.
You probably know me as the Darth Vader Girl without the vinyl suit on:) I'm the half naked one. It all began one day when I was really bored and playing around with my Vader Helmet. Then poof I have thousands of fans:) I'm kinda humbled that so many dug the pics I did and I'm amused by those that didn't like them and proceed to rant about it so much I gain more fame.

My Interests

I collect Vampire books, movies and art. Evil Dead and anything to do with Bruce Campbell:) Love him. Books books and more books. Marilyn Monroe, Bettie Paige and other such pinup chics. Buying rubber duckies and collecting action figures and crosses. Making my kitties spoiled.:)

I'd like to meet:

I have already met Bruce Campbell so I am kind of set in the who I would like to meet category. I'd like to meet a lot of you actually. I have talked to some pretty crazy characters on here and I'm hoping I will be meeting a few of you around and about.

Music:

I like Black, and Death metal. Also like a lot of European Industrial and songwriters. Also big hair bands sometimes too cause I'm a girl and we are allowed to have a few dork bands in our favorites list.

    Bands I would like to see Live Rammstein (my man has seen them, SO JEALOUS) Sarah Brightman (I know not a band) Gravity Kills VNV Nation Apoptyma Bezerk 9 Volt Revolt Cruxshadows Powerglove Bella Morte Ed Guy An Ocean Theatre of Tragedy Souxie and the Banchees Sentenced Borknagar Amon Amarth Sinata Arctica and many more that I will add laterBands I have seen live Birthday Massacre (an emo/every song is named broken band that I accidently saw) Deadstar Assembly (if you like gyrating keyboardest this is your band) Bloodwake Hell Within Opeth Lacuna Coil (3 times) Atreyu (twice) Type o Negative Vader In Flames (God I want to see them again) Kill Switch Engage (SUCK) As I Lay Dying Throwdown Lamb of God Otep Hatebreed Slipknot Judas Priest Black Sabbath SuperJoint Ritual (SUCK) Slayer (SUCK) Black Label Society Unearth Bleeding Through Rob Zombie Origin Lillitu Vamp Star Unsatisfied Actress Dimmu Borgir Darkest Hour Gito Gito Huster (I heart them) The Spunks Joydrop (when I was young and they were actually good)


Pretty much any Death/Black/Speed/Power metal band gets a good going through by me before I decide they are unworthy of my time. Show me amazing and I'll lick your New Rock Boots......

Movies:

I will just list some of my all time favorites......

    Evil Dead series Star Wars Original Trilogy Bubba Ho-Tep Indiana Jones series Strangeland Audition Interview with a Vampire though I HATE Tom Cruise Queen of the Damned Lord of the Rings series Razerblade Smile Dead and Breakfast Whole Nine Yards Fifth Element Conspiracy Theory Count of Monte Cristo Donnie Darko Moulin Rouge Empire Records Four Rooms 12 Monkeys Gone in 60 Seconds Gia Hackers House of 1000 Corpses Legend Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels Midsummer Nights Dream Trainspotting Much Ado about Nothing Original Sin Quills Secretary Snatch Someone Like You X-men series Bram Stokers Dracula Clan of the Cave Bear The Usual Suspects Mad Max series ...yes even Thunderdome. Silence of the Lamb Dune Jason and the Arganauts Clash of the Titans Gladiator Ninja Scroll Vampire Hunter D Others The Red Violin Breakfast Club Edward Scissorhands Signs

What movies do I hate?

    Brazil Fear and Loathing Requiem for a Dream Napoleon FUCKING Dynamite Troma movies Eyes Wide Shut Spinal Tap Blue Velvet Event Horizon Skinamax cheap porn movies (its a love hate relationship) Death Becomes Her Crow Requiem for a Vampire Blood the Last Vampire Hellraiser Final Destination 2 Scary Movie Sheena

Television:

G4TV stuff like Attack of the Show and X-play, can you tell I like video games? GRIN!! BUT I don't like Cheat and Filter the two hosts of those shows are are just plain annoying. Adult Swim. Cowboy Bebop. Project Runway. Blade the Series. Family Guy. Dead Like Me. Eureka. CSI. Criminal Minds. SVU. Criminal Intent. Monk. Psych. Supernatural. Looking forward to Heroes that looks good.
Dead Rising Sonic games Rumble Roses Bomberman on the DS Kameo Fable Jade Empire Phantom Dust Katamari Damacy Twisted Metal Black Tekkan Series Dead or Alive Series including Beach Volleyball....YUM Kingdom Hearts (all of them) Evil Dead Fistful of Boomstick Summoner Grand Turismo 3 Eternal Darkness Mario 1, 2 and 3 Kung Fu Chaos Tetris....cause its friggin Tetris Bards Tale Nintendogs.....though I want to kill my dog Elder Scrolls Oblivion Tony Hawk SeriesWe own all the game systems I like my DS its nifty. Going to buy the Wii and maybe the PS3 if we have the cash.

Books:

L.K. Hamilton, J. Carey, Poppy Z Brite, anything vampire or erotic and just getting into fantasy now, also like bios of famous people.

Heroes:

BRUCE CAMPBELL -------Cause he rocks and he is still real after all these years! Plus I met him and he is super cool and totally got into it when Rickie asked me to marry him in front of him. He rocks:)

My Blog

I was here then I was gone

I have a million friend requests and  million messages to respond to. Have to sift through so much spam that I got frustrated today and I haven't been on since the end of last month. Sooo please ...
Posted by Malady - original 1337girl!!! on Sat, 12 May 2007 10:26:00 PST

RADIO INTERVIEW TODAY!

Malady and Midly are going to be doing a live radio interview this evening with the SysAdmin Show on 89.9 FM WRFN "Radio Free Nashville" at 6PM Central time. If you're in Nashville, tune in and liste...
Posted by Malady - original 1337girl!!! on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 06:34:00 PST

Wet Dreams and Batman

So Friday night I ended up sleeping on the couch because I couldn't stay up all day and ended up not sleepy until around 4 in the morning.Little did  I know that I would have some crazy hot dream...
Posted by Malady - original 1337girl!!! on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 01:27:00 PST

1% Milk and Pussy Mops

So really does changing what percent your milk is really help you lose or maintain weight? I mean who is drinking that much milk that is actually proving to be a weight issue.I am so excited its Frida...
Posted by Malady - original 1337girl!!! on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 03:49:00 PST

Salad and Comedy

I am savoring the last few 4am-6am's I will see. I am finalling switching back to days at work so no more night shift for me.I am watching the Grindhouse doc. Which is badass and can't wait to see. Ro...
Posted by Malady - original 1337girl!!! on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 03:23:00 PST

TIVO GREATNESS

Ok so ifi you don't have TIVO then your life sucks...yep it must because I heart my TIVO. Its like my other lover when Rickie isn't around. I wish you could TIVO porn then all would be well in the lan...
Posted by Malady - original 1337girl!!! on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 02:31:00 PST

Oh No NOSE!

So this weekend has been pretty unproductive. On Wed night at work I got a runny nose and started sneezing within hours I had a head cold. I tried to sleep it off on Thur B4 work but it was no use it ...
Posted by Malady - original 1337girl!!! on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 02:01:00 PST

HAPPY ST PATTY'S DAY!

O Paddy dear, and did ye hear the news that's goin' round?The shamrock is by law forbid to grow on Irish ground!No more Saint Patrick's Day we'll keep, his color can't be seenFor there's a cruel law a...
Posted by Malady - original 1337girl!!! on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 02:05:00 PST

20+ New pics check them out!

I got off my lazy butt and edited a bunch of pics of events I've been hanging at. check them out...oh yeah and my butt is in some of them haha
Posted by Malady - original 1337girl!!! on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 03:44:00 PST

New Years Resolution

I never posted a New Years Resolution so here goes. Well I guess this is what I expect from this year.1. I have forgiven everyone their past wrongs no matter how stupidly they acted it is in the past....
Posted by Malady - original 1337girl!!! on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 12:57:00 PST