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Voodoo Lady &lt;Tank Girl&gt;

I am here for Friends

About Me

Something I learned from a friend, my latest mantra: Temet nosce, temet nauseum.

My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--
It gives a lovely light!
-E.St.V.M
"Science fiction is an existential metaphor. It allows us to tell stories about the human condition. Isaac Asimov once said: 'Individual science fiction stories may seem as trivial as ever to the blinder critics and philosophers of today, but the core of science fiction, its essence, has become crucial to our salvation, if we are to be saved at all.'"
-Anders (Teal'C in silver paint on "Wormhole X-treme!")
What New Battlestar Galactica character are you?
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You scored as Lt. Kara Thrace (Starbuck)
You are the best damn Viper pilot in the fleet, so everyone else can just frack off. They need you, not the other way around. Maybe if you keep pushing people away they won't get close, because that is scary and it hurts. Oh yes, and anyone who has a problem with you being a woman needs to just get over it.


Lt. Kara Thrace (Starbuck)


94%

Col. Saul Tigh


69%

CPO Galen Tyrol


63%

Commander William Adama


50%

Lt. Sharon Valerii (Boomer)


50%

President Laura Roslin


44%

Capt. Lee Adama (Apollo)


38%

Number 6


31%

Dr Gaius Baltar


25%

Tom Zarek


25%
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I talk a lot, I ramble a lot, I rant a lot and often these rants are over inconsequential matters. The good news is that I am occasionally told that the verbal banter constantly spewing from my mouth is somewhat witty and mildly amusing. If you have a problem with any of these things, you probably don't want to know me. The upside to my constant chatter is that I do not neglect listening if I deem it worth the effort.
I think that exclamation points should only be in odd numbers, I tend to use one or three on the end of a sentence depending on my personal level of excitement. I collect toys that are miniature, I like the way things look when recreated to a smaller scale, it's novel to me. I like to think deeply on things and ponder them, and then play in a moonwalk to shake off the drag, if that makes sense. Too much serious can kill you. I think more people need to learn that being "immature" is okay and can be good for the soul. Even Angel doesn't brood all the time.
Three of the four elements are shared by all creatures, but fire was a gift to humans alone. Smoking cigarettes is as intimate as we can become with fire without immediate excruciation. Every smoker is an embodiment of Prometheus, stealing fire from the gods and bringing it on back home. We smoke to capture the power of the sun, to pacify Hell, to identify with the primordial spark, to feed on the marrow of the volcano. It's not the tobacco we're after but the fire. When we smoke, we are performing a version of the fire dance, a ritual as ancient as lightning.
I am a smoker. I love smoking and I smoke a lot, so if you have a problem with that, fuck off.
I hate: Hypocrites, people who throw vicious and silly little temper-tantrums, drama queens, idiots, words that are spelled incorrectly by idiots OR words that just look odd and incorrect in the first place, people who annoy me, people who try too hard to act like they are so fucking deep by exuding all of their idiocy onto the world in the form of "oh-so-tortured" song/poetry/other horrid writing when they can't even use a thesaurus so as not to infinitely repeat themselves. Fuck off if any of these things, as well.
I love: Staying up late and sleeping all day, discussions of (personal) philosophy (serious or otherwise), being silly and immature, intelligence and learning for their own sake, and toys.
This is what I look like from the side with a mohawk kissing Gizmo before midnight with my wife, before our nuptuals, when viewed through a camera phone (we are 2 of the hottest girls ever, by the way).
Oh, and 'fuck' is my favorite word.
I am just me. I love to read. I love cartoons. I am a miniskirt feminist clad in waitress' clothing. I like to dress up like a zombie, just for fun (I make a mad hot living dead girl). I like movies. I really like zombie movies and gore and horror flicks. I love music, poetry and art. I love to argue for no good reason. People intrigue me and often piss me off, but I love meeting new people.
I am waylaid by Beauty. Who will walk
Between me and the crying of the frogs?
Oh, savage Beauty, suffer me to pass,
That am a timid woman, on her way
From one house to another!
-E.St.V.M.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


PEOPLE WHO DON'T SUCK!!!!! My opinion on "suck" of course being the only one that matters...People that are fun and willing to be silly, but not stupid. I don't like to take life too seriously, rather have fun and do what makes me feel good so I like to meet people who feel the same way. I like to meet people who can hold a conversation without getting mad or defensive. People who are non-judgmental. I also would like to meet (or to have met, and in no particular order), Edna St. Vincent Millay, Batman, Nikola Tesla, Johnny Depp, Optimus Prime, Tom Robbins, C.S. Lewis, Bill Hicks, Goku, Wes Anderson, Gene Wilder, Mel Brooks...that's all I can think of right now.

My Blog

Duck Hunt!

More randomness:I had a legnthy dream last night that I was actually hunting ducks, but it worked just like the old NES game. I finally got to actually shoot that dog. He just exploded into a million ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Mar 2009 07:58:00 GMT

Crater

I awoke today and upon standing realized that my feet felt different. I felt like I was standing on unlevel ground. Not ground that was moving, but like I was in a very small hole and as a result of m...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Mar 2009 10:40:00 GMT

First Nightmare

To sate curiosities, my first nightmare:I was younger than 4 when I had this dream, though I can't recall precisely how old I was.I was on a beach, with my back to the waves.  The shore was sandy up t...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 09:07:00 GMT

Today and Always

I think of you a lot, though the strokes are broader than they once were.  The edges not so sharp that they cut me when I turn around.  Today, though, I remember so much more poignantly the ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Nov 2008 16:21:00 GMT

Grayscale

I don't put much stock into astrology most of the time, other than I do see a lot of myself in the descriptions provided (both good and bad) concerning my personality and temperment and what have you,...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 19:08:00 GMT

Oral Archeology

I've had dreams I lost my teeth or got my teeth knocked out before.  Losing teeth is one of the most commonly reported scenarios for dreams of people of all walks of life, although I must sa...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 03:09:00 GMT

Flex

Well, I'm back in the work force, sort of.  I started working as a receptionist at Madia's Studio, which is a yoga/pilates/massage/facial place.  I'm still in training at the moment, so I'm ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 23:59:00 GMT

The Princess of Naught

She was the Queen of Nothing, the Empress of Nihility, the Princess of Naught...but a princess nonetheless.  She walked in a place where the princes were all in search of the things that stood ou...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 14:54:00 GMT

Night and Fire, the strangest of dreams

It was night for the entire dream, dark and verging on sinister, like Gotham City a bit, but not quite. I was in school and it was ending.  I had baggies full of peanuts, and a portfolio full of ...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 09:16:00 GMT

Oh...

To once again messy your hair in my fingers, and watch your eyes draw closed in laughter.  To reach up and hug you and tell you things are not so awful, to tell you love is an amorphous thin...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 05:31:00 GMT