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Darth Bats

There can be... ONLY ONE!!!

About Me

If you've got a situation, I've probably been there or at least known someone who's done that. If I can help, Mabey I'll try, but you should know going in, my advice is only worth what I charge for it ( $0.00 ).
I hate politics. I just left the navy and quit smoking. I'm willing to give just about anyone the benifit of the doubt. I love playing 'Devil's Advocate', but I also love making peace.
I love Sci-Fi, fantasy, horror, comedy, romance, some drama, cartoons, anime (no they aren't the same), Disney, and blue movies. Oh let's just face it, I love movies. Brahm Stoker's 'Dracula' (directed by Francis Ford Coppela in '92) is the center of the video universe. Those who know me understand that statement, those who disaggree, are free to disprove it.
I dig certain fantasy authors, but my favorite novels have ALWAYS been supernatural gumshoes. This being said, I read more than you'd think, but less than I'd like.
In the end, I'm a series of contradictions just like everyone else. I'm the educated thug, the shy exhibitionist, the lech who fights temptation, the bad guy who TRIES to do some good, and every inch as screwed up as the next dude.

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You're a labor of love for the Jedi Order but you will turn soon. The Sith is your future
how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen
You scored as Form II: Makashi. After Form I's proliferation as a saber combat technique, Form II or "Way of the Ysalamiri," came about as a means of lightsaber-to-lightsaber combat. It is described as being very elegant, powerful, and requiring extreme precision. The blade manipulation required for this form is very refined and requires much focus, but the results are extremely powerful.Count Dooku, from Star Wars: Attack of the Clones, has mastered Form II to the highest degree, fighting with the precision built into the ancient technique.
Form II: Makashi


94%

Form IV: Ataru


70%

Form VI: Niman


64%

Form III: Soresu


64%

Form VII: Juyo/ Vaapaad


53%

Form V: Shien


42%
Which Lightsaber form would you use?
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

All my favorite authors, actors, and more than a few folks (living and dead) who deserve a handshake and a "thank you".

Music:

Goth, Industrial, metal, techno, dark-wave, classical, opera, alternative, and almost anything you can dance to.

Movies:

In no particular order, I like sci-fi, fantasy, horror, comedy, action, drama, porn, romance, and family films. Star Wars, Evil Dead, Sin City, Dark City, The Lost Boys, Brahm Stoker's Dracula, Beetlejuice, The 5th Element, Die Hard, Lethal Weapon, Much Ado Abuot Nothing, Hook, The Devil's Advocate, Constantine, The Prophicy, Hellraiser, An American Werewolf in London, An American Werewolf in Paris, Sweet Home Alabama, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Heavy Metal, Heavy Metal 2000, Dune, On A Clear Day, Little Shop Of Horrors, The Raven, Dracula, Interview With a Vampire, Queen of the Damned, The Mummy, The Company of Wolves, Tron, Surf Ninjas, Conan, Red Sonja, Joe VS the Volcaino, Army of Darkness, Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, Jaws, Deep Blue Sea, The Abyss, Leviathon, You've Got Mail, Sleepless in Seattle, Throw Mama From the Train. Goonies, Class of Nuke 'Em High, War Of the roses, Romancing The Stone, Jewl of the Nile, True Romance, Undercover Blues, Love At Stake, Zorro 'The Gay Blade', Love At First Bite, Alladin, Beverly Hills Cop, Kindergarden Cop, The Terminator, T2, Terminator 3, Adventures in Babysitting, The Saint.More to follow as I get around to it.

Television:

I don't watch much television since Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel ended, but if see a show that I want on DVD, I get it. So far I have Buffy, Angel, Xena, Hercules, Highlander, Forever Night, Alf, Night Court, Andromeda, Lois anc Clark, and Smallville. I'm better with movies

Books:

Titles would take too long. Let's talk authors. Laurel K Hammilton, P N Elrod, Jim Butcher, R A Salvatore, Mary Janice Davidson, J R R Tolkin, Jane Yolen, Allen Dean Foster, J K Rowlings, Piers Anthony, Tsun Tsu, ...

Heroes:

My father, OUR FATHER, those men and women who have gone before me and those who have stood beside me in America's military (let's face it, our jobs kinda suck), those who create, and those who inspire others to do so, those who teach, and those who want to learn. Those who do what they can and what they must for those others who cannot or will not. Those who put others before themselves. Every one of us knows at least one person like this, even if the world never will. Those of you who read this, please do this. Tell these people that they are MY heros. And if ANY of what I have described here describes you at all, then You are my hero too.

I NEED A HERO - FOR BROWNCOATS EVERYWHERE

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My Blog

The secret of the dark side.

"Because it isn't about who's the best swordsman.  It is about passion and hate.  I don't have the fire."~ Methos. "Imagine yourself surrounded by your family.  They are your whole worl...
Posted by Darth Bats on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 01:00:00 PST

Dragon*Con Pass The Hat

Here's the question.  It's only for those of you going to D*C this year.Would you chip in $5 if it got me out there?Sign a reply if you would.  I'm curious.
Posted by Darth Bats on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 01:46:00 PST

"Or Else" Bulletins Must Be Stopped!

These things are a pathetic joke! It's LONG past being not funny. There's nothing going to happen to you because you DID or DIDN'T repost someone else's STUPID story, survey, pictures, or whatever. Yo...
Posted by Darth Bats on Wed, 31 May 2006 10:31:00 PST

For those who blame people who sell guns.

Get over it!Yes, what happened in Va. was hosed up beyond reconning, but since that wormy little psychological failure offed himself, there's no way for him to pay for what he did in this world. Those...
Posted by Darth Bats on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 03:05:00 PST

Ouch!!!

Deep muscular tissue dammage.That's the down side and the thing that I'm dealing with right now.  It's also the price I'm paying for dancing like I used to after letting myself get so far out of ...
Posted by Darth Bats on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 05:41:00 PST

RLLDG (Real Life Lightsaber Duelists' Group)

Ladies and Gentlemen,Those of you who share my enjoyment of StarWars and Swordplay may have at some point found yourselves wondering, "Where can I find people willing to fight against me while using L...
Posted by Darth Bats on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:12:00 PST

Peter's Evil Overlord List

(None of this is originally mine.  I stole it.  It is Copyrighted material and not to be used for profit, but since I'm a bad guy, I just nabbed it anyway. Thanks Peter!) Being an Evil Overl...
Posted by Darth Bats on Thu, 11 May 2006 11:33:00 PST

A shadow in my mind's eye.

For years, I have thought upon the subject of My Home.  I have always envisioned it as having a chamber for reflection and meditation.  Tonight, I saw it with disturbing clarity.It is a circ...
Posted by Darth Bats on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 04:47:00 PST

Darth Wookie

Many of you who have met me in real life have heard me quote Chewbacca.  Well, last night after a certain young lady and I had (ahem) gotten better aquainted, I escorted m'lady to breakfast (or d...
Posted by Darth Bats on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 04:19:00 PST

Squire for hire?

Here's the thing.  When I go to conventions, ren faires, and other events with shows and shopping, experience has taught me that it is best to have a gofer or a squire to runn to and from the car...
Posted by Darth Bats on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 07:34:00 PST