JOHN "HEADBANGER JEDI" SMITH

About Me

Name:-John Damocles Smith.
Nationality:-Half Latvian (Father's side) Half Northern Italian (Mother's side)
Occupation:-Retired, Amateur Writer, Amateur Artist, insomniac.
Location:-Born in Melbourne Australia, now in Kyneton (85 kilometres north west of Melbourne)
Marital Status:-Confirmed Batchelor.
Height:-(a fraction over) 6' 00"
Build:-Slim hard-build, lightly muscled.
Hair:-Dyed medium-brown. (Natural gold blonde)
Eyes:-Green-blue.
Facial hair:-Zapata moustache. (Like James Hetfield around 1988 and Hulk Hogan)
I'm from Australia's ethnic European community. Although Australian-born, I have the heart and soul and cultural sense of the European I am.
I live alone in a flat in a country town and go to Melbourne whenever I could for fun, seeing a friend, a movie or second-hand book shops.
At home, I plan the basic structures of fictional stories I write as a hobby-The hobby I'm most actively engaging in. If you write fiction as a hobby or are a published author, feel free to tell me about what you're writing (or planning to write if you got the idea to start writing a few minutes ago because you read my profile-that's okay since many people fancy themselves as a writer but never start doing so.) As for mine, because of their content, I have no wish to publish those. Many of the charcacters are based on real people I know. I'd cast fictional versions of my friends as the heroes and highest-ranking members of the organization which protect the citizens of their nation. (The nation being fictional).
I used to play solo-versions of role-play games and modify the rules to make my own versions, but I've now revitalized my interest in those. If you like those sort of things tell me what you play.
John Damocles Smith with lightsabre.
My impression of Qui Gon Jinn.
On stage. (As if you havn't figured that one out!!)
My Bruce Lee look with a lightsabre. (Minus the scars.)
Title:-"Now, how did Kenny die when I visited South Park?"
My dark side.
As seen on "Quiz Mania" 9th December 2006. My image in front of a Martian landscape.
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My Interests

Beautiful friendly women.
Being the curious type, I have a diverse range of interests, especially writing fiction (Sci-Fi, adventure and fantasy incorporated into the one story)
drawing,
script writing and reading.
I also like role-play games (the type which involve dice rather than computer versions)
Model making
Languages (not that I wish to leave Australia)
Billiards
U.F.O's
Documentaries
Sci-Fi
Collecting pictures and articles from newspapers and magazines
Fishing
Occasionally playing the guitar
Doing impressions (Yoda. Ozzy Osbourne-but I was told that although the voice impression is close, I sound like Ozzy Osbourne as if he's widely awake. Stereotype British billiard commentator. Big Brother-Australian version, that is. Wrestling commentator-the style of speech most similar to "J.R" from the WWE.)
Artwork by Luis Royo or any work of art that catches my eye-and there are millions upon millions of them
Looking at photographs-I have an eye for aesthetics and I love exploring "My Space" for this reason
Swords
Pro wrestling type humour
Parodies of T.V shows
Cats-I looove cats like anything!!
When I saw this one, I laughed so hard!! I, at first, couldn't figure out what is was, I was convinced it was a cushion until I was told it was a cleverly painted rock!!

And now for a real cat, "Caesar." See my photoalbum blog for details about this damn cute kitty.

Click here to view my photoalbum.

From my recent interest in model-making, the Darth Vader-inspired lightsabre I constructed myself. See my blogs for details.

Click here to view my blog regarding how I had constructed it.

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I'd like to meet:

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Melbourne residents, beautiful sweet friendly women, "Star Wars" fans, "Quiz Mania" fans,

People to exchange messages with over "MySpace"

German speakers,

Serbian speakers,

Japanese speakers and basically anyone who'd like to talk, especially about:-

Fiction writing

Your artwork (if any)

Role-play games (involving dice preferably, rather than the type played on computer) especially if you made your own version by modifying one you already play-like I did.

Sci-fi is also a great topic for discussion (mainly Star Wars and Babylon 5).

My friends are mainly women and I prefer it that way, but it would be great if I had a male friend to talk to, especially if he (and woman are welcome as well) writes fiction for himself as a hobby (especially if there's more adventure incorporated into Sci-Fi stories)

Model Making is a recent hobby and I'm also revitalizing my interest in some role-play games-which I haven't been doing for a few years.

I very much like hearing strange and funny stories people have to tell about, especially if it's true or apparently true-like some dumb things your relatives did or strange things your friends told you about that happened. (for that, join my group "Funny true stories" I want to hear about the strange and funny things that go on in this world)

My "Blogs"

:-My comic strip. (I get "Punk'D" by Ashton Kutcher.)
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:-Videos of myself and friends meeting Quiz Mania's Amy Parks and then Nikki Osborne.
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:-"(Very short piece of fiction) QUIET PLEAS. -Calls for help which went unanswered."
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Pictures of people in my group of "MySpace" friends.
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My Pencil Drawings.
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(Multiple choice game) If I wrote you in as a fictional character in a novel, what would you be like?
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(Video) "No Quarter" by Page and Plant.
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My videos-A Star Wars parody in the style of "Cops."
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:-The Idiocy Of Sarcasm.
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My Videos #1.
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"Jokes By People In My Group Of Friends."
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"My Collection Of Funny Pictures." (This will be constantly updated.)
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:-"My customized lightsabre-How I made it."
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:-"Photoalbum-Years ago."
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:-"My "South Park"-inspired drawing."
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:-"Who are the best-looking people on MySpace?"
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:-"Can anyone send me patches of the European Union flag?"
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:-"Australian English, American English. A comparison."
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:-"Serbians please-who speak English. Or English-speakers who speak Serbian."
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:-"The women I feel most attracted to."
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:-"Fannypack" and the "Cameltoe" filmclip and how I found "MySpace."
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:-"For Germans who speak English or students of the German language."
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Girlfriend application.
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Lightsabre

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Music:

I listen to anything regardless of style of music, My interests are so diverse that I have a collection of almost all types of music.
Primarily, however, I prefer Heavy Metal pre-dating 1992
Alternative (all categories)
techno and nightclub music I hear on the radio.
ALL IN ALL, I'M NOT FUSSY ABOUT WHAT I LISTEN TO-IF I LIKE IT I LIKE IT!!!!!!! Rammstein - Du Hast(Video)

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Movies:

Star Wars and almost anything Sci-Fi and adventure, mostly.
Battlestar Galactica
Predator
Aliens v.s Predator
The Terminator trilogy
The Matrix-reloaded
Alien and all sequels of that series
Strange Days
Star Trek movies
King Arthur (recent version more realistically based on history-beautiful movie)

Television:

Quiz Mania.
I'm not fussy I watch anything I like, but I mostly watch sci-fi shows such as Babylon 5
Enterprise and Battlestar Galactica.
I also like "Lost" and "Friends."
Documentaries of various types.
Investigative and Real-crime documentaries.
Reality T.V programs such as "Big Brother" (Australian version of course) and "The Villa." (I don't know if you have it in America)

Books:

-Many stories I write as a hobby (none of which I wish to publish)
-Books of the "Deathlands" overtitle by James Axler
-Zechariah Sitchin books
-Various reference books
-Various non-fiction titles mostly about unexplained phenomena and about 530 other books in my collection both fiction and non-fiction.

Heroes:

Iron Maiden (especially Bruce Dickinson) and Metallica (especially James Hetfield)
Luke Skywalker
Darth Vader
George Lucas.

My Blog

Blog Fiction. Prologue:- 14TH January 2007.

(For the application form to be in this blog story and greater charatcer details, see previous blog. To automatically keep up-to-date more easily and access earlier fiction blogs, please subscribe t...
Posted by JOHN "HEADBANGER JEDI" SMITH on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 03:22:00 PST

(Blog Fiction) Part 2.5 "Deeper Mysteries On Ivanov."

PART TWO "DEEPER MYSTERIES ON IVANOV" (Note:-Some updated information and pictures have been added to the character profiles after this part of the story.) The very next day John a...
Posted by JOHN "HEADBANGER JEDI" SMITH on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 03:06:00 PST

(Blog Fiction) Part 2.4 "Deeper Mysteries On Ivanov."

PART TWO "DEEPER MYSTERIES ON IVANOV" (Note:-Some updated information and pictures have been added to the character profiles after this part of the story.) The five ...
Posted by JOHN "HEADBANGER JEDI" SMITH on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 01:21:00 PST

(Blog Fiction) Part 2.3 "Deeper Mysteries On Ivanov."

PART TWO "DEEPER MYSTERIES ON IVANOV" (Note:-Some updated information and pictures have been added to the character profiles after this part of the story.) "Stand where you are." The efficient le...
Posted by JOHN "HEADBANGER JEDI" SMITH on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 09:02:00 PST

(Blog Fiction) Part 2.2 "Deeper Mysteries On Ivanov."

PART TWO "DEEPER MYSTERIES ON IVANOV" 16TH January 2007. 12:02 P.M.(Note:-Some updated information has been added to the character profiles after this part of the story.) &nb...
Posted by JOHN "HEADBANGER JEDI" SMITH on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 12:01:00 PST

Blog Fiction. Part 2.1 "Deeper Mysteries On Ivanov."

PART TWO "DEEPER MYSTERIES ON IVANOV" 16TH January 2007. 11:44 A.M. Ivanov is a great place to be. It's probably one of the most well-developed colonies outside o...
Posted by JOHN "HEADBANGER JEDI" SMITH on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 12:31:00 PST

My comic strip. (I get "Punk’D" by Ashton Kutcher.)

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Posted by JOHN "HEADBANGER JEDI" SMITH on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 12:55:00 PST

Part 1.3 (of 3) "The Unknown New Enemies."

PART ONE:- THE UNKNOWN NEW ENEMIES 15TH January 2007. 4:32 P.M. Mark lead Plasma-the 16-year-old doctor-toward the two tables where the bodies of the mysterious c...
Posted by JOHN "HEADBANGER JEDI" SMITH on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 07:19:00 PST

Part 1.2 "The Unknown New Enemies."

PART ONE:- THE UNKNOWN NEW ENEMIES 15TH January 2007. Plasma readied himself to dash through the door as soon as Unal opens it, his body crouched forward, his fee...
Posted by JOHN "HEADBANGER JEDI" SMITH on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 04:16:00 PST

Blog Fiction. Part 1.1:- The Unknown New Enemies.

PART ONE:- THE UNKNOWN NEW ENEMIES "The trail didn't grow cold, we simply didn't know who we were dealing with as we investigated the leads. Michael Crothers' death left us ...
Posted by JOHN "HEADBANGER JEDI" SMITH on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 02:57:00 PST