Hosting, writing books and jumping down anyone's throat who dares to criticise Big Brother, so watch out!
Rent out 'Gettin' Square' and keep your eyes peeled for the Rhonda Halliwell character
Hmm, let me think....BIG BROTHER!
Some books you should read: *Baby on Board * Hot Buns & Ophelia Get a Bloke * Hot Buns & Ophelia Get Shipwrecked * My Life Is A Boob Tube * My Life Is a Toilet* My Life Is A Wedgie * Visible Panty Line * You're Joking! * What'll We Get for Grandma? * My Sister's a Full Stop * My Sister's a Nightmare * My Sister's a Sea Slug *