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About Me

THIS IS A FRIENDS ONLY PROFILE!
Don't add me unless I know you!
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MINI BIO:

Gah! I really hate this part about profiles. Hmm... Let me see. Where to start? I'm an artist thanks to the support of my Boobookittyfuck: Mike ( ♥ ). Once I'm famous I'll repay him the favor =^_^= www.suicidekitten.com
I'm a quiet person, I rarely speak unless I'm wasted. I have no idea why but I've been like this ever since I was a little girl.
Lately I hate going to the movies 'cause it's so damn expensive and 4 out of 3 times the movie blows, except "Nacho Libre" this movie was fucking hilarious!
I love to go out to clubs 'cause I get to show off my sewing and makeup skills plus I get to drink and dance, two of my other favorite things.
I hate writing ‘cause my spelling and grammar is horrible even after reading a shitload of books, guess that didn't help.
I tend to overuse exclamation points. They are fun!!!!!!!!! See? WEEEEE!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!! AHH!!!!!!!!!
My favorite foods are Sushi and Sea Food. Oysters, salmon, tuna, and scallops fucking rawk!
I curse a lot. FUCK!
I collect care bears, yep I do! I have about 50 different care bears. Other things I collect are: makeup, stickers, sketch books, shoes, fabrics, dvd’s, cd’s, and pictures of my makeup (applied to the face of course).
I FUCKING DETEST President Bush Jr. and Senior as well. I will not get into why, I'll just leave it as that.
I use to think Bill Clinton was hot... ha! Err... no surprise there.
The other love of my life is Dr. Hannibal Lecter as you can see by the theme of my profile. I'm sooo in love with this character! I watch these movies at least 4 times a month; let’s just say I can quote most of the film.
Okay, I'm spent. If you wanna know more please write to:

Planet's Funniest Animals
PO Box 2904
Toluca Lake, CA 91610-0904

JOKING! If you want to know more just ask!
But I might take weeks to respond to your mail.

My babe and Me
Me! (between 18 and 20 years old)

Current Crush:
( Yes, I have weird crushes, thanks for noticing O_o )
= Davy Jones =
" Mmm... Sea food "
Mangina Mistress:
= Hannibal Lector (young) =
" Good evening Karla "

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My Interests

Today's favorite song/video is:

"Las Persianas"
by
Cafe Tacuba

comment:
"I hate ranchero and polka music, but I ♥ this song SOO VERY MUCH! Alternative Rock Polka, WOW! Who would have thought of that?"♥ .. .. .. ♥

My Sexiest Men Alive ...
and some dead List:

Do you think that I have an old man fetish syndrome?

Anthony Hopkins
+40
fell in love with when:
He played Hannibal Lecter in
Silence of the Lambs
"Bite me PLEASE!"

Dustin Hoffman
+40
fell in love with when:
He played Bernie Focker in
Meet the Fockers
"I don't understand it myself"

Al Pacino
+37
fell in love with when:
"He started looking like this... As in this old purr"

Christopher Walken
+34
fell in love with when:
"He played a guardian angel in Madonna's
"Bad Girl" video"

Alan Rickman
+31
fell in love with when:
He played Metatron in
Dogma
"Them crooked teeth are so sexy"

Bill Nighy
+28
fell in love with when:
He played Davy Jones in
Pirates of the Caribbean:
Dead Man's Chest
"Yes! It's sick. I don't know why Davy was just so hot"

Geoffrey Rush
+26
fell in love with when:
He played Barbossa in
Pirates of the Caribbean
"It actually started as a bad joke but then... well. What can I say?"

Alfred Molina
+24
fell in love with when:
He played Doc Ock in
SpiderMan 2
"He can slap me with all his upper 7 limbs"

Gary Oldman
+19
fell in love with when:
He played Jack Grimaldi in
Romeo is Bleeding
"Romeo is Bleeding is a fucking awesome movie! The fucken' SEEEEXY Russian assassin bitch is my hero!"

Antonio Banderas
+17
fell in love with when:
He played Armand in
Interview With
the Vampire
"I was on the edge of my seat when him and Brad did "that" scene; chicks who saw this movie know what I'm talking about"

Robert Downey Jr.
+12
fell in love with when:
He played Charlie Chaplin in
Chaplin
"I don't know, he was just really cute in this movie"

Julian McMahon
+9
fell in love with when:
He played Dr. Doom in
Fantastic Four
"It's something about jerks I tell ya'"

Rhys Ifans
+9
fell in love with when:
He played Adrian in
Little Nicky
"A little eyeliner goes a long way ♥"

Edward Norton
+8
fell in love with when:
He played Aaron Stampler in
Primal Fear
" H O T !"

Jack Black
+8
fell in love with when:
I watched
The Tenacious D series
"I ♥ funny guys"

Joaquin Phoenix
+3
fell in love with when:
He played Max California in
8MM
"I know what that scar is and I still love ya'
so get over it!"

Jonathan Rhys-Meyers
+ 84 days
fell in love with when:
He played George Osborne in
Vanity Fair
"Another jerk"

Davy Jones
I have no fucking idea how old he'd be
fell in love with when:
He first spoke... in the movie

Freddy Krueger
Age Doesn't Apply
fell in love with when:
He did that thing with his tongue... in the movie

VISIT:

My Ebay Store:

I'd like to meet:

Would Like to Meet:
adam savage, anne rice, bjork, gary leon ridgway, jamie hyneman, james st. james, john john jesse, mark ryden, michael alig, nancy grace, tim burton

Would Like to Have Met:
edgar allan poe, frida kahlo, salvador dali

Music:

alejandra guzman, alice in chains, bjÃ¶rk, brainbug, brujeria, caifanes, combichrist, david bowie, dulce liquido, duran duran, fobia, funker vogt, garbage, gloria trevi, guns n roses, him, hocico, hole, korn, marilyn manson, mecano, nin, nine inch nails, nirvana, santa sabina, siouxsie and the banshees, slipknot, snog, static x, stone temple pilots, tenacious d, tom petty, velvet acid christ, velvet revolver

Movies:

Television:

american justice, body of evidence, care bears (when they use to play), catherine crier live, city confidential, closing arguments, cold case files, court tv, forensic files, psychic detectives, the first 48, the system, the young ones

Books:

To many to list!

Heroes:

My family

My Blog

Jan-03-07: Tuesday

It's barely Tuesday? Agh! Something tells me this week (minus weekend) and next week are going to be so damn long and boring. Pfff!
Posted by Mrs. Jones on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 02:43:00 PST

Jan-19-07: Him heart...

I WANT IT!
Posted by Mrs. Jones on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 09:50:00 PST

Jan-13-07: FUCKING GRRRRR!!!!

3 and 1/2 natty lights and 10 shots of Jager later and I'm still standing, WTF?
Posted by Mrs. Jones on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 12:37:00 PST

Jan-12-07: SQUEEEE!!!

First look at Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End I CAN'T WAIT I CAN'T WAIT I CAN'T WAIT I CAN'T WAITI CAN'T WAIT I CAN'T WAIT I CAN'T WAIT I CAN'T WAITI CAN'T WAIT I CAN'T WA...
Posted by Mrs. Jones on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 03:18:00 PST

Jan-11-07: Ugh...

I HATE Thursdays!
Posted by Mrs. Jones on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:28:00 PST

Jan-03-07: FOR SERIOUSLY!

To those of you that still don't get me:Sorry I would rather talk to you in person than talk over the stupid cell phone.Sorry I don't have a car so I can drive a million miles to visit you consequentl...
Posted by Mrs. Jones on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 01:43:00 PST

Dec-14-06: Be...

Be tomorrow already gawd!
Posted by Mrs. Jones on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 03:29:00 PST

Nov-07-06: I can fly!

When I'm jogging at a decent speed on a not-so-well lit area and I step on loose gravel I can fly! I should practice my landings though because I hurt myself when I hit the ground, but I blame the ter...
Posted by Mrs. Jones on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 11:54:00 PST

Oct-31-06: I want...

I want sushi damn it!
Posted by Mrs. Jones on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 02:31:00 PST

Oct-25-06: CAUTION! Don't eat and surf at the same time

I really shouldn't surf the web while I'm having lunch. Soup almost came out of my nose when I saw this picture of Dr. Doom! HOT FUCK! GAWD DAMN FUUUUDGE! I want to poke his eyeballs... so...
Posted by Mrs. Jones on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 05:37:00 PST