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Captain Bloody Dyanne

Lifes a Grave... Dig it!!!

About Me

"Never let the odds keep you from pursuing what you know in your heart you were meant to do"
~Leroy Robert "Satchell" Paige~

Proud Parent of an Autistic child... I love that kid with every fiber of my being... I just wish he wasn't so damn INSANE!!! LMMFAO!!!

My pirate name is: Captain Bloody Dyanne Voorhees Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr! Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
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My Interests



Your Deadly Sins


Wrath: 80%
Pride: 60%
Greed: 20%
Lust: 20%
Envy: 0%
Gluttony: 0%
Sloth: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 666%
You will die, but first you will turn into an evil psycho killer ghost. How Sinful Are You?

This is a Death Fetus named DOOM! WHOREAY fetus!
I am 85% Goth.
.. 24-7 I am a freak. Every day is halloween. The creatures of the night fear me. Take the
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Friendship Oath
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want catch whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy a$$.
9. This is my oath..... ! I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask."because you are my friend".

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

I'd like to meet:

Wednesday 13, Trent Reznor, Jonathan Davis, Joey Jordanson... And probably some other people that I can't think of right now...

Which rockstar is your ideal man?
Your Ideal man is Trent Reznor.
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Music:

Adema, AFI, Aphex Twin, Amorphis, And One, Beastie Boys, Collide, Cradle of Filth, Sugarcult, Superjoint Ritual, Atreyu, Buck-O-Nine, Chevelle, Chingy, D-12, Depeche Mode, Dimmu Borgia, Disturbed, Drowning Pool, Evanessence, Every Time I Die, Faint and the Muse, Godhead, Green Day, HIM, Hatebreed, Helium Vola, Hoobastank, Ice Cube, Jenoah, KORN, Kittie, Lost Prophets, Letters To Cleo, Linkin Park, Marilyn Manson, Maroon 5, Mindless Self Indulgence, Ministry, Metallica, Mushroomhead, MURDERDOLLS, MUSE, My Chemical Romance, N.E.R.D., Nine Inch Nails, Orgy, Ozzy Osbourne, Otep, P.O.D., Pennywise, Papa Roach, RAZED IN BLACK, Scorpions, Simple Plan, Skindred, Skinny Puppy, Slipknot, Society1, Stabbing Westward, Staind, Story Of The Year, Sublime, Switchblade Symphony, Swithcfoot, Systen of a Down, Sum 41, SUBHUMANS, Taking Back Sunday, The Clash, The Cure, The Darkness, The Faint, Three Days Grace, THRILL KILL KULT, Tool, Trust Company, Twisted Method, Underworld, Unearth, Usher, VNV Nation, Vile, Westside Connection, Ying Yang Twins, Young Bloodz, Adina Howard, Britney Spears, Ginuwine, Jay-Z, Twista, Eminem, New Kids On The Block, She Wants Revenge, Jimmy Eat World, Qntal, Liabach...

Movies:

Friday the 13th, Friday the 13th Part 2, Friday the 13th Part 3, Friday the 13th - The Final Chapter, Friday the 13th Part V - A New Begining, Friday the 13th Part VI - Jason Lives, Friday the 13th Part VII - The New Blood, Friday the 13th Part VIII - Jason Takes Manhattan, Jason Goes to Hell, Jason X, and most of all Freddy Vs. JASON!!!
DROP DEAD FRED, EDWARD SCISSORHANDS, BETTLEJUICE, QUEEN OF THE DAMNED, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devils Rejects, Chicken Little, Wallace and Gromit: Curse of the Ware Rabbit, Interview With A Vampire, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Heartbreakers, Wild Things, Primal Fear, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Vampires, From Dusk Till Dawn, Anything of ADAM SANDLERS, Shakespere In Love, Knights Tale, Death Becomes Her, Benny & Jun, Monster, Lord Of The Rings 1, 2 & 3, The Hobbit, Underworld, People Under The Stairs, Dawn Of The Dead, Resident Evil, Gone In 60 Seconds, Fast And The Furious, Pitch Black, Chronicals of Riddick, ROSE RED, The Others, Tales from the Crypt, XXX, PSYCHO, American Psycho, American Psycho 2, Kalifornia, Born In East LA, Stand And Deliver, The Forgotten, Barber Shop 1 & 2, Alien Vs Predator, The Village, Signs, Shawn of the Dead, Lord of the G-Strings, Lust for Dracula, Snow White (not the animated one), Hostel, 3 Extremes, One Missed Call, Suicide Club, Club Dread, Pulse, The Omen 666 and many many more....
I love "B" Movies and Horror Movies in short!!!!

Television:

Sex and the City, Greg the Bunny, Jackass, Viva La Bam, Crank Yankers, Dark Angel, X-Files... I cant think of many since I dont really watch TV anymore... Oh yeah... SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS... INVADER ZIM... Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends... The Grim Adventures of Bill andy Mandy

Books:



In a Past Life...
You Were: A Deranged Freak.

Where You Lived: San Diego.

How You Died: EarWig Ate Your Brain. Who Were You In a Past Life?

Heroes:



My Blog

Birthday Party Happiness!!!

Thanks to all who attended the Justyce Birthday Party!!!  It was a blast and went smoothly without a single incident.  My baby is 5... I love him so!!!
Posted by Captain Bloody Dyanne on Mon, 21 May 2007 01:14:00 PST

My birthday party madness and sadnes...

I have this horrid feeling that my self promoted birthday party is going to suck ass!!!  I know that half the people that RSVP'd wont show and that the maybe's will not be able to come.  I c...
Posted by Captain Bloody Dyanne on Sat, 05 May 2007 04:04:00 PST

My WebZine mention...

My WebZine mention... Please have a look... http://www.angst-zine.com/zineindex.php?id=29 I have a mention and the picture is of my product being modeled by my adored PoisonedSweets! Hope you like...
Posted by Captain Bloody Dyanne on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 09:00:00 PST

Happy Birthday Marines & Happy Veterans Day!!!

I just wanted to express my love and honor for the Marines on the Marine Corps Birthday and say Happy Veterans Day to all you Vets out there.  It doesn't seem like much while you serve but it mea...
Posted by Captain Bloody Dyanne on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 11:26:00 PST

Finally got this figured out... I think!

I got the internet figured now.  I started posting things for auction and I have a few up.  If you think you are interested have a look at the following link: http://www.gothauctions.com/auc...
Posted by Captain Bloody Dyanne on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 10:00:00 PST

I HATE SUMMER!!!

SO... Today is the last day of school for the girl and the boys last day was yesterday.  LAME!  Summer is lame.  How the hell are people supposed to work and live when their kids are ou...
Posted by Captain Bloody Dyanne on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:11:00 PST

WHY ME?!?!?!

We have no matter of luck what so ever!!!  Our car is dead!  The engine lost all the oil between last monday and tonight and now its dead.  Life and luck are shit!!!  BLAH!!!!
Posted by Captain Bloody Dyanne on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 10:02:00 PST

Happy Birthday Brie!!!

So... I left Brie's Birthday gathering after drinking quite a bit.  Got pulled over for going between 80-85mph and weaving between lanes...  Passed the feild test and they DIDNT even write m...
Posted by Captain Bloody Dyanne on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 11:53:00 PST

This is so me... but not!

You scored as Death Rocker. You are a Death Rocker. You think beyond the 80s (cause you really like zombies, psychedelia, and B-movies) and are into the colorful, twisted side of the goth culture (wh...
Posted by Captain Bloody Dyanne on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 12:53:00 PST

Thats RIGHT biatches!

Your Stripper Song IsCloser by Nine Inch Nails"You let me violate you, you let me desecrate youYou let me penetrate you, you let me complicate youHelp me I broke apart my insides, help me I..ve got no...
Posted by Captain Bloody Dyanne on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 02:33:00 PST