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Wednesday

So...I'm thinking of a number between one and two????

About Me


You know I suffer the same temptations you do. Sometimes when I'm lyin' in bed, I ache for a man's touch... and by a man's touch, I mean a penis in my vagina. I know, it's just so silly!

My Interests

I'm an expert in guerrilla warfare, a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam my job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition.

I'd like to meet:

Genghis Khan, Bozo The Clown, and Mr.Potato head

Music:

Do you realize it's snowing in my room goddammit!

Movies:

I like movies about gladiators.

Television:

Wait a minute, am I being Punk'D? Oh my god! Ashton, you really got me! Ha Ha! Ashton! Ashton?

Books:

"Yes I can" by Sammy Davis Jr, if Frank Sinatri says it's okay.

Heroes:

The Sleez Beez

My Blog

Hey Everybody!!

Be sure to watch my new show every thursday night at 8pm following your local news, and I'm no longer main lining acid or smoking PCP. W
Posted by Wednesday on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 10:10:00 PST

NEW MUSIC, NEW ME.

Hey Gang, Just returned home from a long and winding tour of the good ol' U S of A. It was nothing short of amazing and I wanna thank all of you that made it out to the shows,...
Posted by Wednesday on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 06:46:00 PST

Were all in this together. Make your voices heard, your contribution counts.

Taken From Blabbermouth.net: Former MURDERDOLLS singer Wednesday 13 recently announced that he will forgo signing with a record label in North America and will self-release the "Bloodwork" EP and a ne...
Posted by Wednesday on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 08:29:00 PST

To whom it may concern..news etc.

I have been away from here for a few weeks now and I have to many messages to write you all back. So, if I never responded to you, and I have in the past, and it is important, write me again. I'm...
Posted by Wednesday on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 01:38:00 PST

Extra, Extra, read all about it.....

Former MUDERDOLLS frontman Wednesday 13 is gearing up for the All American Massacre U.S. tour starting in late January and running until the beginning of March. The trek will also include THE VINCENT ...
Posted by Wednesday on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 10:05:00 PST

Broken, beaten, bruised....

but I'm still breathing and Alive. Thanks to all of you that came to the American and European tours and all of your get well wishes, you guys are the best!!!! It's been a ver...
Posted by Wednesday on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 05:04:00 PST

W13's U.S. Monstour 07????

YEP!!! It's that time again!!! We are touring with our friends the 69 Eyes here in the states and it all kicks off on June 19th in Cambridge MA. Hope to see you all there!!! June 19th B...
Posted by Wednesday on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 10:41:00 PST

For Sale!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Never opened!!! Hardly used snake bite repair kit!! $49.99...summer special!!!! Interested parties please contact: [email protected] Good luck!!! W  ...
Posted by Wednesday on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 11:19:00 PST

WHOA!!!!! WAIT A GOD DAMN MINUTE!!!!

60 seconds in 1 minute, 60 seconds in 1 minute, 60 seconds in 1 minute.What can we do in 1 minute? We could count so high or say the ABC's.We could eat a little pizza. Can we have some please? 60 minu...
Posted by Wednesday on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:54:00 PST

BBQ sauce???

BBQ sauce???
Posted by Wednesday on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 12:40:00 PST