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chris

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About Me

One of my many bands

MY

Girlfriend/Wife/Owner/Dominatrix,and yes.There is happiness in slavery.She is the one that keeps me going during the day.She is the one that can make me smile if the world was ending.She is the best! I love her more than anything. Keepa you hands off her!!! Shes the only one that makes me chocolate milk in the morning!!Oh yeah,you say anything mean or look at her in the wrong way,i'll cut your eyes out and grind salt over the wounds and peel back your skin slowly till it hits your balls!!!!Then I'll take a steal pipe and shove it up your ass till it comes out your stomach plug up one side,pour acid in,plug the other side and listen to your helpless cries of pain as the acid eats through your skin and tears you in half!! Have a nice day.
Beautiful isn't she? Yes
"Is adult entertainment killing our children? Or is killing our children adult entertainment?"-Marilyn MansonMy beliefs consist of..."I know some tricks,Alot of good tricks I will show them to you,Your mother will not mind at all if I do" -Dr.Suess
Interests=Bass,Guitar,Keys.Horror,A Select Few People
I'm in four bands,Vampyric Tendnencies,Dr.Satan,The Mystikal Magikal Kandy Kweens and The Razor Coven.
Disklikes:Storms,Clowns,People,when people blow me off at the last minute!!!.

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My Interests

Music
My Wife
Friends
The Mind
My Girlfriend
Guitar
Bass
Keys
Horror
Toys
Candy
Pizza
Blood
Lunchboxes
Puddin Pop
Cartoons(Old)
Chicks
Nail Polish
Dr.Pepper
Kelli

I'd like to meet:

*Jebus*

Hank III

Shes just BA

I love this girl.She is one BAMF,Beautiful,AWSOME girl!!!

Zakk Wylde,Dimebag Darrell,David Allan Coe,Vinnie Paul,Joey Jordison,Alexi Laiho,Ryan Martinie, Acey Slade, Eric Griffin,Trent Reznor,Marilyn Manson,Wednesday 13,Twiggy Ramirez,The Dro. ..

Music:



R.I.P. Dimebag Darrell Children of bodom
Dimmu Borgir
Motely Crue
Black label society
Nine inch Nails
Manson
Korn
Trashlight Vision
The Raging Vaginas
Cradle of filth
Rob zombie
White zombie
In flames
Circle Of Dead Children
Sinergy
Blood Stain Child
The Absence
Dir en gray
Loser
John 5
Burn the priest
Lamb of god
Trivium
Puscifer
Skyfire
Inhuman Dissiliency
Waking The Cadaver
Cliteater
Lust Of Decay
Saprogenic
Mortal Decay
Deeds of Flesh
Gorgasm
Beheaded
Necrocest
Ozzy Osbourne
Black Sabbath
Old Mans Child
Cannibal Corpse
Ministry
Skinny Puppy
Megadeth
Slayer
Satan On Fire
Shadows fall
Mudvayne
Arch enemy
Pantera
Damagplan
Rebel Meets Rebel
Tool
Deftones
Slipknot
Dope
Deadstar Assembely
Razor Coven
Vampyric Tendencies
Dr.Satan
Wednesday 13
Murderdolls
Maniac Spider Trash
Frankenstein Drag Queens from Planet 13
Gasoline
Smashing Pumpkins
Opeth
Jack off Jill
After The Burial
Veil Of Maya
Ignite The Will
With Dead Hands Rising
Otep
A perfect cirlcle
Charles Manson
Johnny Cash
Peppermint Creeps
Screaming Monkey Boner (Screaming Mechanical Brain)
Texas Drag Queen Massacre
Dope Stars Inc.
Powerman 5000
DJ Venom
Bile
King Diamond
Horrorpops
Skinny Puppy
KMFDM
Alien Sex Fiend
Scum Of The Earth
Static-X
Mushroomhead
Retard O Bot
Screaming Mechanical Brain
MegaDeth
Dio
The Doors
Twisted Sister
Bourbon Crow
Elvis Presley
David Allan Coe
Hank Williams Senior,Junior,Three

Television:

Simpsons
Headbangers Ball
King Of The Hill
70s Show
Wild Boys
Jackass
Viva La Bam
My Name Is Earl
Still Standing
Scooby Doo
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Books:

Cirque Du Freak
Anne Rice
True Crime
Apocolypse
Childrens Books

Heroes:



Wednesday 13
Maynard James Keenan
Pual D'amour
Ryan Martinie
Zakk Wylde
Dimebag R.I.P
Nikki Sixx
Alexi Laiho
Henka T. Blacksmith
Vancha March
Larten Crepsely
Ron Burgendy

My Blog

Mrs.Zombie

First of all,If you are not Mrs.Zombie and you are reading this and you feel the need to tell me i'm "emo" or "gay" or "faggot" then fuck you.This is just how I feel about her.And if your gonna leave ...
Posted by Mr.Zombie on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 11:22:00 PST

Anton speaks..

We blended a formula of nine parts social respectability to one part outrage, says Anton LaVey. We established a Church of Satan something that would smash all concepts of what a church was supposed t...
Posted by Mr.Zombie on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 01:34:00 PST

The Satanic Bible!!!!!

    Called The Black Pope by many of his followers, Anton LaVey began the road to High Priesthood ofthe Church of Satan when he was only 16 years old and an organ player in a carnival:On Sat...
Posted by Mr.Zombie on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 06:11:00 PST

Maniacs

Wham! The door had been hit by another blow of that monstorous axe. Wham! Wham! Wham! Vic wished he had never entered this damned house. HE wished he could have been smarter like his wife who had ran....
Posted by Mr.Zombie on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 10:19:00 PST

The blood red sunrise

"Fuck","Dammit","Shit".Its way to fuckin early to be up,thought George.That damn sound outside is way to fuckin loud.What the hell is it?George pulled open the curtains just a little bit and looked ou...
Posted by Mr.Zombie on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 10:19:00 PST

The devils pride

   Mick never considered himself to have a morbid mind.But others though differents since he was a mortician.He never tryed to immortalize the faces at came through the mortuary but one caug...
Posted by Mr.Zombie on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 02:26:00 PST

Read and be horrified

Written by carl,or my real name.but i can't say that now. This story has no title but it was originally a school assignment.so theres words even i don't understand it it. enjoy the horror   "No...
Posted by Mr.Zombie on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 06:21:00 PST