Jables - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm the dog
I'm the bone
I'm the blood in the ice-cream cone
I'm the sticks
I'm the stones thats breakn' your fuckin' bones
I'm the dirt
I'm the filth
I'm your little happy pills
I'm the worms in the can
I'm the corpse in the body bag
I'm your bug, in the shell
I'm your own, private Hell
I'm your hopes
I'm your dreams
I'm the monster that makes you scream
I'm your neck, in the noose
I'm your screw thats comin' loose
I'm your curse
I'm your greed
I'm your neighborhood body theif

My Interests

art, tattoos, sex, drugs guns n bitches, guitars, men in leather trousers, men in leather trousers playing guitars, the soul patch/eyeliner combo, computer games, Nikki Sixx's bottom, comics, HR Giger, red bull, pirates, absinthe, boys with purdy hair, jonathan davis' mic stand, jonathan davis' kilt, jonathan davis.

I'd like to meet:

Recently played tracks:

Music:

AFI
Amen
Alice Cooper
American Head Charge
Amy Winehouse
Antrax
Anders Manga
Apocalyptica
Arch Enemy
Avenged Sevenfold
Balzak
Beastie Boys
Black Eyed Peas
Brides of Destruction
Buckcherry
Children of Bodom
Coal Chamber
Cypress Hill
Damageplan
Danzig
Darkane
David Bowie
Deathstars
Depeche Mode
Devin Townsend
Dir En Grey
Disturbed
Dizzie Rascal
Dokken
Dope
Dragonforce
Dresden Dolls
Engerica
Enya
Faster Pussycat
Fear Factory
Front Line Assembly
Genesis
Genitorturers
Godsmack
Gorillaz
Gnarls Barkley
Guns n Roses
IamX
In Flames
Jack Off Jill
Jamiroquai
Johnny Cash
Killing Joke
Korn
LA Guns
Led Zeppelin
Life of Agony
Linkin Park
Massive Attack
Mindless Self Indulgence
Ministry
Minus
Misfits
Motley Crue
Mudvayne
Murderdolls
Muse
Naglfar
Nevermore
Nick Cave
Nine Inch Nails
Oasis
Orgy
Ozzy
Pantera
Papa Roach
Peaches
PMT
Pussycat Dolls
Queens of the Stone Age
Raconteurs
Ramones
RATM
Rammstein
Rayen Belchere
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Revolting Cocks
Rob Zombie
Rolling Stones
Samhain
Saul Williams
Satyricon
Scar Symmetry
Scum
Sepultura
Sevendust
Sex Pistols
SiKth
Skinny Puppy
Slayer
Slipknot
Society 1
Soil
Soulfly
Static X
Stone Sour
Strapping Young Lad
Sunna
Tenacious D
The Offspring
Tool
Turbonegro
Wednesday 13
White Zombie

Movies:

Battle Royale
28 Days Later
Bully
The Ring
Ichi the Killer
Akira
Sid &amp;amp; Nancy
Shaun of the Dead
Pirates of the Carribbean
Donnie Darko
Beetlejuice
Batman/Returns
Grave of the Fireflies
Versus
House of Flying Daggars
The Grudge (Japanese....shit my pants)
Requiem for a Dream
Pulp Fiction
Alien
Addams Family
Devil's Rejects
Star Wars

Television:

American Hot Rod
Lost
Top Gear
Takeshi's Castle
Drawn Together
The Mighty Boosh
South Park
Miami Ink
Biker Build off
Pimp my Ride
Invader Zim
Spaced

Books:

Do comics count?:
Wrong About Japan
HELL BENT FOR LEATHER
The Dirt- Motley Crue
His Dark Materials
Akira
Spawn
Hellsing
Ring
Spiral
Loop
Ultimate Spiderman
Honour Among Punks
Tank Girl (1&amp;amp;2)
Lords of Chaos
Da Vinci Code
Johnny the homicidal manic
Squee

Heroes:

errr.......Batman?

My Blog

designing METALLICA and other exciting bits

Ok so for obvious reasons I couldn't post about this before the tshirts were printed and on the merch stand (not only did I not want to jinx it, but I was afraid Lars would throw the book at me)....
Posted by Jables on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 03:22:00 PST

Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down

No, I didn't move in with my Auntie and Uncle in Bel-air. My auntie and uncle live in Toronto. But! I'm sitting here buzzing with a fixed grin on my face because in the last few days, a bunch of thing...
Posted by Jables on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 09:09:00 PST

I just want...

.....someon to get drunk and stay up all night watching movies with! It sucks currently living in the arse end of nowhere. I miss having 3 bottles of wine, 2 housemates and 1 movie. I miss taking it...
Posted by Jables on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 07:10:00 PST

Wow, I must have done something really bad..

...for all this bad karma that's out to get me at the moment. I used to wonder why everyone was so jaded with life. I guess it just took me a little longer to realise that the only thing you can do is...
Posted by Jables on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 09:10:00 PST

If I owe you artwork

...I'm way WAY behind, but I'm doing my best to get it all done before I go on tour sorry for the inconvinience!
Posted by Jables on Fri, 02 May 2008 09:02:00 PST

Top 10 moments in 2007

In no particular order: 1. Tracii's birthday & the food fight 2. Moving back to Swindon 3. Getting a tattoo apprenticeship 4. Rocklahoma 5. Wednesday 13 Nov tour 6. Pat's birthday weekend 7...
Posted by Jables on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 06:37:00 PST

Dear Santa

Dear Santa, I've tried my best to be a good girl this year. I've brushed my teeth at least twice a week, did my own washing once, didn't take (and leave) a dump in Lea's toilet, ...
Posted by Jables on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 04:21:00 PST

to everyone I haven’t got back to...

...via texts/emails/messages/phonecalls etc.... I'm really sorry!!! I'm in the middle of moving house on top of having about a billion drawings to catch up on at the moment, plus working 6 days a week...
Posted by Jables on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 04:49:00 PST

Rat faced Zombies pt 2

Yeah I know this is waaay overdue but I've been busy so stop sassing me.... Afternoon of the Rat Faced Zombies was filmed. Tons of fun being made up for hours so I could stagger about in the rain loo...
Posted by Jables on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 10:03:00 PST

GYPSY PISTOLEROS @ Patriot Games PICS

Yay!!! I was so drunk I could barely hold the camera, so god knows how I managed to get so many pics in focus!!! Great show as always!!! All pics here: http://www.abortioncandymachine.com/patriotga...
Posted by Jables on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 03:27:00 PST