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Lea

i fucking hate octopus porn.

About Me

“How can I thank you, you mysterious black clad hunk of the night thing? No need little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a bad ass vampire, but love – and a pesky curse – defanged me. And now I’m just a big fluffy puppy with bad teeth. No – not the hair. Never the hair. But there must be some way I can... show my appreciation... No. Helping those in need’s my job...And working up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough. I understand. I have a nephew who’s gay, so- Say no more. Evil’s still afoot. And I’m almost out of that nancy boy hair gel I like so much. Quickly, to the Angelmobile – away!” Myspace Contact Tables MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

art, bikes, guitars and things that go BANG

I'd like to meet:


Morrisey, to see what all the fuss is about.

Music:

red hot chili peppers, foo fighters, eighties matchbox b-line disaster, the maccabees, interpol, system of a down, mgmt, johnny cash, dolly parton, the misfits, etid, bleeding through, most precious blood, avenged sevenfold, canaliens, sorry and the sinatras, the wildhearts, foals, babyshambles, wednesday 13, slipknot, korn, regina spektor, laura marling, david bowie, rob zombie, mínus, sign, poison the well, carla bruni, alice in chains, patti smith, the ramones, danzig, mister monster, nim vind, black halos

Movies:

anchorman, happy gilmore, nacho libre, joe dirt, velvet goldmine, devils rejects, xmens, little miss sunshine, eagle vs shark, amelie, etre et avoir, lost boys, ace venturas, benchwarmers, hairspray, dirty dancing, strictly ballroom, forgetting sarah marshall, still crazy, hot fuzz, shaun of the dead, prey for rock'n'roll, labyrinth, brokeback mountain, sid and nancy, fear and loathing, talladega nights, blades of glory, walk the line, 28 days later, donnie darko, interview with the vampire, bridget jones', harry potter, jackass, requiem for a dream, liar liar, point break, the mummy & the mummy returns

Television:

flight of the conchords, mighty boosh, invader zim, buffy, angel, never mind the buzzcocks, garth merenghi, the pen, it crowd, QI, bottom, the young ones, extras, nathan barley, viva la bam, jackass, family guy

Books:

anything hunter s thompson, scar tissue, the dirt, NOT heroin diaries - possibly the worst book ever written, lester bangs, harry potter, please kill me, redemption song - joe strummer biography, no dogs no black no irish, barry trotter

Heroes:

mavis beacon

My Blog

Delirium for Serium

Today, like yesterday, I am home ill. Without going into too much detail (its not gross or anything.  I'm just too lazy to type.) and from thinking "What the hell did I actually DO yesterday?" I ...
Posted by Lea on Thu, 08 May 2008 02:55:00 PST

I R GEEK

What is a geek?yet another myspace blogging session devoted to - what else other than - myspace itself.  Its just that in the time spent viewing other peoples pages (although I would like to poi...
Posted by Lea on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 12:36:00 PST

the breakdown of myspace

after spending a fruitless morning browsing through peoples friend's pages, broken occasionally by cups of tea served in one of my new roomy Cup Cakes (i will KEEP mentioning them, until someone gets ...
Posted by Lea on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 05:59:00 PST

the state of affairs

is that a movie yet? because if not, it's sure as hell a good title.  What's it about? I don't know, it's just a title. (partridge among the pigeons...?)i'm sitting in the room-with-no-name in my...
Posted by Lea on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 08:47:00 PST

The best and worst of New Years

So its the first of January. Hands up who has a hangover...those who havent put out their hands are either straight edge, lying, or still passed out on the floor. Kudos to you whichever you may be...N...
Posted by Lea on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 12:00:00 PST

Harry Potter 5

Possibly the best thing to watch when you're hungover.Firstly, theres Emma Watson (aka Hermione Granger) and her ever present Acting Eyebrows of Doom. Seriously, she looks like Ernie. Secondly, some o...
Posted by Lea on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:18:00 PST

BEFORE YOU TRY AND ADD ME

No, i dont give a fuck about politics. go talk communism with the rest of your A level politics class.No, i DONT give a fuck how hardcore your music taste is, with a dash of Black Flag thrown in for p...
Posted by Lea on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 01:59:00 PST