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JennyLane

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About Me



I earned the moniker "JennyLane" through many years of staying on the level and rolling with the best. I am not a fake person. I attract freaks, fags, drag queens, serial killers, weirdos, trannys and every kind of eclectic individual that walks the face of the Earth. If you are lame and ordinary chances are you are already feeding off of me just by reading this. Lameness has no place in my life. Whenever someone wants the right kind of energy then holler at your girl. We are all fucked. No one is getting out alive, therefore I live my life to the fullest extent. I have several obsessive compulsive disorders. My hair is one of them and so is my overanalysis of people. A true player is always ten to twenty steps ahead of their game.
I believe there is always a higher level of happiness that we are trying to reach. I feel that I will never be satisfied, because there is always someone better than me.
Now, that may be true, but I am as original as they come. I am not like most women. I am not passive, sappy nor do I live in some fantasy. I am aggressive and I can spot out a poser loser in no time flat. I do not like teeny boppers who think they know everything when they were still wearing diapers while I was busy selling my soul to the highest bidder. No matter how much life experience you get there is still something else you haven't quite figured out.

I have a pet peeve for proper grammar. It is attributed to me being a perfectionist and a writer. I spend part of my spare time in deep mediation, because I require serious downtime. Every day I collect material from whatever situation I encounter with others. All great material eventually is applied to my art. I am a mouthpiece for women in pop culture. I say what everyone is thinking except I am not afraid to deliver it to the masses.
I am considered a weirdo only by those who have decided to conform to the pathetic perils of society. I have tried my best not to fall prey to what everyone else does, and I am pretty sure if I wanted to establish a cult following I would have them backed up at the door. I have been known to be conceited, and well it may in fact be true...but its best to say that I am confident about myself. Oh, and I am a REAL redhead, which might be hard to believe considering everyone has become so fake in today's world.
If you're going to act fake then don't even bother attempting to strike up a conversation with me. Save it for the next superficial jerk off you will encounter.

I have great compassion for friends who touch my life with genuine sincerity. People who are superficial and act like they want to be my friend for their own personal gain have no place in my life. There is nothing worse than someone who is ordinary or a man who is a fucking pussy. If you're my true friend and you have proven your worth then I will fight for your ass to the end. If you aren't my true friend, then its your loss. The street runs two ways remember that folks. JennyLane is finished breaking a sweat for anyone. If you are oblivious to the world around you then grow the hell up. I will always set things off.
FROM NIN/JA TOUR COURTESY OF YOURS TRULY.

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PLEASE NOTE AND READ VERY CAREFULLY: I will not tolerate any kind of disrespect. You have two choices. You can either love me or hate me. I don't give a flying fuck which one it is. If you choose to love me then I will reciprocate to the best of my ability, because I am a warm-hearted woman. If you choose to hate on me and act psycho then its on motherfucker. I will eat your ass. I will destroy you. Never talk shit about me or to me and expect me to just walk away. I never back down from an asshole or a good fight.

Eddie Vedder

I'm out...
My man Howard Stern for always bringing it.

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My Blog

MYSPACE VS. FACEBOOK

Heres a topic you hear all the time when you hang with your friends, which is better myspace or facebook?Myspace got a bad wrap awhile back with all the cases of suicidal teens and mothers posing with...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 19:02:00 GMT

HOLLOW EYES THAT SEE NO LIGHT

In most cases when someone defies me I will write a piece that slaughters them with their back up against the wall. However, in my most recent disappointing friendship I will do no such thing. Why? Be...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Dec 2008 20:45:00 GMT

CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND

It is now the time of year that I start to make changes in my life.  As the end of the year approaches I am now currently looking back on all of the realizations that I have come to acknowle...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Nov 2008 05:00:00 GMT

PSYCHO BITCH 101

Heres one I am gonna rip.First off am a busy perso n and I do not have time for petty bulls hit. I have a regul ar cellp hone and a secre t cellp hone. Yes, not every one gets the neces sar...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 20:48:00 GMT

HURRICANE

Seems like the only way you can get your point across in this world today is to get right up in a person's face and tell them exactly what is up. Its also evident that the only way I can get a respons...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:55:00 GMT

REJECTS ARE A CULT

What is a reject? A reject is an individual who is socially unacceptable in a non-virtual setting who wants to be cool and will never get there. For the next few minutes I will explain to you what you...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 17:52:00 GMT

WORDS OF WISDOM

Most people all across the world wake up everyday and live in lala land. They think they look good when they look in the mirror regardless of how ugly they really are. I suppose you are thinking right...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:26:00 GMT

TOP TEN FACTS

..> ..> my ten facts Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with ten weird random, facts, habits, or goals about your self..At the end choose ten people to be tagged, listing their na...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:06:00 GMT

FOR ME REALLY?

*I guess when desperate men take the time out of their life to send a message like this I am supposed to be flattered. Yeah right! Any idiot knows this is a form letter that some cyber freak named "Le...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 00:32:00 GMT

SOMETIMES

Sometimes you just feel sadSometimes you don't trust anyoneSometimes you want to scream at the top of your lungs;Sometimes you do.Sometimes you just want a hug.Sometimes you never get it.Sometimes you...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 17:37:00 GMT