Snakilingus, Supergluing stuff to Burns whilst she's asleep, doin' stuff to Burns whilst she's asleep, lookin' at Burns' bits whilst she's asleep, drinking, touring.
Silver , The Bronx , The Explosion , Dead Boys, Johnny Thunders, all that NYC punk rock shit from the 70s, Bombshell Rocks, Rancid, Radio Dead Ones, MCR, D Generation, NY Loose, Suede, The Rolling Stones, The Replacements, The Hellacopters, rock, roll, etc...
Strange Brew, Cemetery Man, Oldboy, Taxi Driver, An American Werewolf In London, Caviar Fur Alles, uhhhhhh.....
Curb your Enthusiasm, Peep Show
Jonathan Ames is pretty great (esp. "What's Not To Love?"), but I'm mostly a non-fiction man otherwise. Please Kill Me, High On Rebellion, Freakonomics, that Johnny Thunders book that Nina Antonia wrote, The End Of Faith by Sam Harris , Blink. I'd also say I'm partial to a bit of Bukowski but it's such a goddamn cliche these days...
The guy that figured this out: