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Shelly

We're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars - Oscar Wilde

About Me



As taken from a song, a well known Rock ditty
"I AM, AND I'M ME"
Entries on the back of a fag packet etc...

I love music, which makes me do what i do.

My Interests

I LOVE:
Gigging
Films
Music
socialising with friends
Comedy
Marlboro Lights
Coffee
The Muppets
Collecting things

I'd like to meet:

* Do you LOVE ALL kinds of music?

* Are some kind of NERD :0)
* Have you got a good sense of Humour?
* Do you like to have a good old fashioned Knees up?
* Value Friendship?
*Like drinking and a giging and a falling over?

If you have answered YES to one or more of the above then we would probably have something in common.And i Love to meet people from all walks of life.

Music:



The MOST kickass Rock n Roll bands in the world .....

And thats NO exaggeration.......

www.newgenrocks.com

GYPSY PISTOLEROS OFFICIAL MY SPACE
http://www.myspace.com/gypsypistoleros

I have a very eclectic musical taste:

69 Eyes, Bodycount, Elvis, The Cult, HIM, Sisters of Mercy, Fields of the Nephilim, The Cure,Johny Cash, Ministry, The Cult, Bauhaus, Alien Sex Fiend, The Murderdolls/Weds 13, The Mission, Placebo, Nine inch Nails, Siouxie and the Banshees, Marilyn Manson, Vnv Nation, Apoptygma Bezerk, Alice Cooper, Billy Idol, The Wildhearts, Killswitch Engage, Green Day, Paradise Lost, White Zombie/Rob zombie, Ozzy/Sabbath, Zodiac Mindwarp, Ramstein, Rosetta Stone, The Ramones, The Little Angels, Megadeath,Fleetwood Mac, Jimmy Hendrix, Slayer, Turbonegro, Daniel Lioneye, Imperial Vipers, The yo yo's, Terrorvision, Soungarden, Audioslave, Nirvana, Faith No More, Poison, Rainbow, Deep Purple, Journey, AC/DC, Iron Maiden, Slipknot, Clan of xymox, The Doors, Marc Almond, Black Sabbath,BLS, Kiss, Hardcore Superstar, Bloodpit, Maryslim, Violent Divine, Hanoi Rocks, The Smiths, Placebo, Motley Crue, Poison, Clawfinger, Violent Divine

Movies:


Hellboy
The Ringer
The Creep
Anything containing the humour and wit of Kevin Smith et al
This is Spinal Tap
Pride and Predjudice
Harry Potters.......
Tim Burton Masterpieces (But NOT Batman)
Batman Returns
Star Wars I-VI The Aviator
Once Upon a Time in Mexico

Television:


Bo Selecta
The Catherine Tate Show
Monkey Magic
The A Team :0)
The Friday Night Project

South Park
Miami Ink
Top Gear
Peter Kay

Books:



CASH - Johnny Cash Autobiography
Zombie Love - Jyrki Linnankivi
All the classic novels. Bronte, Austin, Shelley, Dickens

Heroes:

All for different reasons

MR DARCY WILL DO....IN ANY FORM HE COMES IN!!!

My Blog

Sex wee- Part 2

skid row-youth gone wild Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Shelly on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:26:00 PST

I nearly sex wee'd

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Pirate Lords Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Shelly on Fri, 11 May 2007 11:02:00 PST

40 REASONS..WATCING TOO MUCH WRESTLING * NICKED FrROM SIMON*

40 reasons you watch too much wrestling Current mood: bouncy 1. You walk into church and high five people in the pews as you walk down the aisle. 2. You purposely blade yourself while shaving. 3. Ev...
Posted by Shelly on Tue, 08 May 2007 04:51:00 PST

The HOFFMeister

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Posted by Shelly on Mon, 07 May 2007 02:55:00 PST

Re:Blogged: THE HOFF IS SATAN!

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE..THE HOFFMEISTER!! He has even less musical talent than John Tesh... His television shows are unwatchable... and yet He's one of the world's most popular stars... how has He d...
Posted by Shelly on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 03:06:00 PST

12 Pints of Guinness (Nicked from Simon) :)

>A man goes into a pub, and the barmaid asks what he wants.>"I want to bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from between>your breasts," he says.>"You dirty git!" shouts the barmaid. "Get o...
Posted by Shelly on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 03:04:00 PST

Shelly And Sams' Advice for Rock/Biker Chicks Part 1 (Pick up Lines)

Hello! Can I sex wee on your bike? (not advisable as sex wee and bikes = angry bikers, but im sure they wont mind you sex weing on them) Can I see you wear your helmet... oh no.. I ment the latex one...
Posted by Shelly on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:23:00 PST

VIRGINS!!

This made me laugh so.......[steals] a virgins worst nightmare girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to...
Posted by Shelly on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 09:39:00 PST

HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!

Pride & Glory Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Shelly on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 03:36:00 PST

JOKES TO CHEER YOU UP

DAVID Hasselhoff walks into a bar and says to the barman: "I want you to call me David Hoff". The barman replies: "Sure thing Dave... no hassle." xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx A...
Posted by Shelly on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 01:57:00 PST