=Brad Disarm=

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i'm brad. i sing and play guitar in Disarm .
i've started doing graphic design work for bands and what-not. if you want something doing go here to River City Designs and drop me a message. sorry there isn't much to look at the minute, i've worked doing graphics for years but it's all been filth and porn so don't want to stick it up on there really. guaranteed though, i'll do you something awesomely sexy!
i make some screwy music on the side so please go and check it out here . you might like it, you might be disturbed. either is good. i've forgotten the login info for the profile tho =(
i rarely check this profile so don't be offended if it takes six months for me to get back to you about something. if you need to talk to me message me through my band profile below. i'll generally only accept people i've met. sorree!
i'm just going to type now. most of it will probably be garbage though.

i've learned i'm actually nice and an alright person and anyone who says otherwise can fuck off.

I don't take shit. I bow to no-one.
I don't pledge allegiance to flags, I burn 'em.
i have girlfriend who i love very much. we're gonna have a bad ass house with a studio in it. and 3 cats. ♥

i'm an awkward bastard most of the time. i like wearing my ramones t-shirts. i'm awkward in social situations and meeting people i don't know. i like it when someone has something interesting to say and i can talk to them for ages 'cos, more often than not, i'll just babble a load of crap and they'll think i'm weird.

it's awesome that i've found other like-minded misfits to be friends with and to have people i can consider "my bruddas" (ramones stylee. except we don't all have bowl head haircuts, cool leather jackets, and pretend to have the same last name).

this is my favourite food ever:

i'll be nice and friendly but if i'm an arsehole with someone it's always for a reason.

i hate admiring people and then finding out they are a piece of shit and a fucking loser. i'm awkward but at least i'm not fake.

i'm a nerd and i play world of warcraft too much. add me 'Bradullical' on Steamwheedle Cartel EU RP server so we can bash stuff in together!

i hate lazy cunts and smack-heads on the dole.

i hate people who hate me or my band who don't actually know me/us. if you actually know me/us and have a good reason to hate me/us (not some gay thing you've made up in your head) then that's cool. but you're still a dick.

i hate pretentiousness and people clammering for popularity when they don't deserve it. you are shit and the people who like you are even worse.

wanting to become "famous" is retarded. any idiot can be "famous" nowadays. just look at 99% of the fuck-wits off of tv shows. if you want to be "famous" you should be dragged out and shot.

i am prone to stupid accidents but they've kinda been slowing down. although i have injured myself once peeling an orange.

i have ideas for films and tv shows that don't exist but should. like 'gardening with mr T' and 'noel edmonds' karate school'.

when i was a kid i honestly thought up the idea of what is now known as the 'spork' but obviously didn't follow through on the idea. my version had a serrated edge like a knife down one side though. don't nick that idea. &copy me.

i used have a big black bastard of an icicle full of anger and hate sticking right through me with a monkey perched on the end of it. eating bananas. called mr. bananas. i'm nowhere near as pissed-off as i used to be though. i do still get the monkey out every once in a while.

i always really hate some kinds of music but then something clicks in my head and i suddenly love it. except all the shite that chavs listen to 'cos they're retards. and 'scarf-wearing student shit' as well.

i've always been curious what a 'wet slap' actually is

i like animals. birds are cool 'cos they used to be dinosaurs! i'd eat any animal once but hate that animals are being driven to extinction by cunts. the world is a nice place with the exception of humans. i wish there was a massive plague that wiped out most of the worlds population, or maybe the entire human race. if i died i'd like to come back as a gibbon because they can swing through the trees at 35mph.

black, white and red doing something together is cool. jack white said "they are the most powerful colours in the universe!". or something. he was probably drunk, but he was right. black, white and pink is also very effective

i like trying to fit inside boxes and getting in a car boot and going somewhere.

i want to go to places that don't exist. places in the fog. stuff like that.
soap operas are shit. their idea of comedy is a dog stealing some sausages off of a table. the only good thing to come from them is barry from eastender.

i like skull and crossbones. it's my trademark.

i hate the country i live in (i'm not refering to it as "my country") and have no national pride whatsoever. this country is run by lying cunts and is full of useless scum bags who deserve death by fire. the only convenience is i know people here and they speak the same language as me. i am probably too lazy to learn another language unless i had to. i would like to live in japan becuase, frankly, anything goes there...well, not as much as in bangkok. that would be pushing it.

i wish i was a child again because i was happy then and not corrupted by the world or myself. i admire my dad but i never tell him. i miss my mum.

half of my bedroom is pink 'cos i couldn't be arsed to redecorate.

with a few exceptions (buddhism, church of the flying spaghetti monster) i hate the mass organised religions of the world. they are mostly just shit and gay. and really, really fucking stupid.
i hate people being oppressed by corrupt governments. i hate the innocent being oppressed full stop.

i sell drugs to school children on ebay.

satanism actually makes sense. but i'm not a satanist. more an 'ist'

"a satanist, yesterday.!"

i write lyrics about love, death, and things that piss me off. and one song's about a zombie. i'll sing what i'd never say.

i like chocolate milkshake. i used to like strawberry but now it is shit.
blackcurrant is cool. but it would be shit as a milkshake. dandylion and burdock is the current "shit" though.
i didn't used to like fog but now it's cool.

giant robots RULE.

farting is amazing. ...but not when you follow through walking around camden.

i love loads of things though. more than i hate.

i would like to live up a tree.

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