WARNING: PEOPLE WITH EPILEPSY LOOK AWAY NOW!!!Well music is my main interest I would say. But I also enjoy reading, Drawing, Painting and basically anything creative. I play guitar - I have several, and also bass. I try every so often to play banjo, but it's very hard (well for me anyway.)
Contary to what many people think, I like varied music from mellow to very heavy stuff...and it really pisses me off when people say 'oh you wont like so-and-so because it'd be too heavy or to whatever for you' or when people ignore you on myspaz coz you look too gothic or whatever. Having said that I havent found many Mortiis loving Katy Rose fans if you get me.When I have time I like running and used to love circuit training - but now there is no time or place for it. I also liked to go climbing and caving but same again. (was the ONLY thing I liked about school)
I'd like to meet:
"Someone who I can give an inch and they won't take a mile."
Well I don't like many people. . .Tho I do like meeting people on the off chance that I'll like them! Often I meet someone who I think is really cool only to get annoyed by them (94.5% of people I recon)...they don't reply, do something stupid or generally don't use a bit of thought and common sense.
I think meeting myself in the mirror everyday is about as exciting meeting half the people I've met.
Anyone who recons they are like Gretchen from Donnie Darko lemme know...I'd like to meet similar minded people and Miss-Ann thrope... sounds a bit contradictory don't ya think?
I FORGOT RAY MEARS! I'd love him to teach me some Bushcraft skills so I could live on my own in a pine forest..You can come too If you wish...I think...
Misc. Ads
Music:
BANDS I HAVE SEEN LIVE EITHER BY CHOICE, FORCE OR ACCIDENT! (NOT Necessarily bands I like);
ELECTRONICAMISC. INC. POP AND BLUEGRASS(!) MY HANGOVER CURE MUSICTAKE YOUR FUCKING ARCTIC MONKEYS, RAP AND RnB AND SHOVE IT WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE.
AND WHILST YOUR AT IT TAKE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, THE STREETS AND JUST JACK (Anyone who confesses to liking him will feel my wrath)
Movies:
I don't watch many films, but my faves are
DONNIE DARKO (nothing comes close)
NOSFERATU (1920s ORIGINAL)
SPINAL TAP
SIN CITY
NADJA
TEAM AMERICA
EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE
ANY CLASSIC HORROR FILMS
(especially those with Boris Karloff)
THE GREAT ESCAPE
Television:
I have even less time for T.V.
Classic nostalgic progs:
WORDS AND PICTURES (That was THE Sexx)
AQUILA
THE LONE RANGER
CADFAEL
KNIGHTMARE
INCREDIBLE GAMES (see here)
http://www.ukgameshows.com/page/index.php/Incredible_Games
ELIDOR
FIVE CHILDREN AND IT (with the Grumpy Sand Fairy)
PIRATES OF DARK WATER (with Niddler the red flying pomergranet eating monkey!!)
THUNDERBIRDS
THE MUNSTERS
STRANGE BUT TRUE (You Remember That With Michael Aspel?)
*LOOK AROUND YOU*
MONKEY DUST
TOP CAT
(and all those other nostalgic kids tv progs!)
THE FUGITIVE
THE MUNSTERS
THUNDERCATS
WACKY RACES
MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE
THE BAND OF BROTHERS
Anything with RAY MEARS - I can virtually quote whole episodes!
SEASME STREET (hahahaha)
Any one watch those crappy (in hindsight) videos at school: Look Through The Dragon's Eye, and some science programme with a black dude talking about planets and the solar system? OOh and Earth Warp - some shit about "Save the land and save the seas...Earthwarp". Full of subliminal messages if you ask me.
Artists
Julien Opie Andy Warhol Julien Beaver Charles Sheeler Patrick Caulfield David Law (Dennis The Menace) I also like old autopsy-like pictures from people such as Da Vinci - morbid sepia stuff. Anything proper really ie realistic. 60's poster artists (ie Gary Grimshaw etc) Old School Marvel Comic artists (your Stan Lee's or whoever) Im also a big fan of Album cover art - a dieing art it has to be said. I love the art on The Pig Destroyer Album the new Iron Maiden album, Bestial Mockery album and all Rob Zombie, Manson and Wednesday 13 stuff I'm NOT a fan of Picasso,any modern sculptures really, Hirst, Emin, Braque etc. To me Its just a load of [Jackson] Pollocks! (ho ho ho - ahem)
Books:
Just William, Richmond Crompton
The One That Got Away, Chris Ryan
Bravo Two Zero, Andy McNab
Spy Catcher, Col. Pinto
The Dirt, Motley Crue
Hell Bent For Leather, Seb Hunter
Don't Tell Mum I Work On The Rigs (She Thinks I'm A Piano Player at a Whorehouse), Paul Carter
White Line Fever, Lemmy Kilmister
A Brief History of Time, Stephen Hawking
Long Road Out Of Hell, Marilyn Manson
Don't Try This at Home, Dave Navarro
Animal Farm, George OrwellI'd give anything a try really . . .just not Barry Snotter and his goblet of snot
Heroes:
The World's Strangest Man; I think that's one of the most prestigious titles in the world. This year It's Phil Pfister, USA. Magnus Samuelson is my all time fave...
Zakk Wylde
The Two Ronnies (no comediens come close)
Issac Newton
Jimi Hendrix
Chris Lowe
John 5
Ray Mears
Any Local Bands that make me smile for a while
The V-Side C'raps
The 5.5% Of people who I've met and still think are cool
Peter Steele - After properly getting into Type O Negative at the end of 2006 I realised how much their music is almost a soundtrack to my life***SPOT THE DELIBERATE MISTAKE***
(shows how many people read this tosh...)
Pet Hates
The Arctic Monkeys
BT
The BBC
The fact that CITV no longer exists
Pointless name changes - i.e. Opel Fruits are now 'Starburst'
Jamie Oliver
Rap
When Companies/Bands change their logo or font to something completely different. This is practically suicide. Also shitty logos such as the 'london 2012' logo.
People who forget etiquitte and traditions
The 'Music Industry' (That's fucked beyond repair)
football
Chavs
Little kids thinking they're goth
The fact that you no longer get cool little plastic toys inside cereal
The Police (unfortunately they're nothing like Inspector Frost
The building of cheap tacky new housing and passing it off as 'luxary appartments'
Bureaucracy
Political Correctness
The Government
Dentists
Steve Wright (and other annoying radio DJs who play a song and don't say who it was afterwards...I mean for God's sake it's not fucking difficult it's what you get paid for)
Doctors
Cyclists on busy roads dressed like tossers
Politics
Religious Nutters
School
The Great British public, Europe, The West, The East, and everyone, everywhere inbetween....
People
