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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Maxx
Birthday: 6-14-1980
Birthplace: Oak Park, IL
Current Location: Carol Stream ,IL
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Black/DarkBrown
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both baby!
Your Heritage: Black,Panamanian, French, all badass
The Shoes You Wore Today: none
Your Weakness: vodka
Your Fears: VD
Your Perfect Pizza: Pizzarea Unos deep dish sausage pepperoni muchroom onion extra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Megamillions jackpot an 3 chicks at the same time
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: maxx youre my god heres some money can i have your kids.....really gets old ya know
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why are youe still here?
Your Best Physical Feature: hahahaha! 8=======D
Your Bedtime: when im sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: My threesome wit carmen electra an tyra banks in a pile of money
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: bk
Single or Group Dates: who cares!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: long island
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: cigars
Do you Swear: fuck no!
Do you Sing: like a fox!
Do you Shower Daily: twice
Have you Been in Love: with me
Do you want to go to College: yea boyee smart as a sack of dolphins
Do you want to get Married: sure but i dont know u
Do you belive in yourself: yes and ue should too
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope i aint a pussy
Do you think you are Attractive: fuck yeah, yo momma think so too
Are you a Health Freak: what the fuck is that
Do you get along with your Parents: one of em
Do you like Thunderstorms: yep
Do you play an Instrument: no but i lie and say i can
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: shit more like the last minute
In the past month have you Smoked: i dunno i was drunk
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: date yeah thats it
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no .....bitches
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hell no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yea
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, but the days not over yet
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: your heart...and wallet
Ever been Drunk: am now
Ever been called a Tease: thats stupid
Ever been Beaten up: this is a joke right? i mean come on
Ever Shoplifted: no im rich biahh
How do you want to Die: in a supermodel
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: doctor
What country would you most like to Visit: Costa Rica
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: not too short
Height: regular
Weight: no sticks or jaabbas
Best Clothing Style: nekkid
Number of Drugs I have taken: dont care
Number of CDs I own: really!
Number of Piercings: zzzzz
Number of Tattoos: zzzz
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not kickin your monkey ass sooner
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You Have Your Sarcastic Moments
While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge.
In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead!
And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in.
Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious.
How Sarcastic Are You?