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Divine Intervention

About Me


After being unceremoniously deleted in the dead of night several months ago, I'm dipping my filthy toes back into the cesspool of Myspace to see if I feel like doing a second tour of duty here.
The place still reeks of twisted pubescent retardation and fifty-year-old men pretending to be teenaged Asian girls to solicit nudey pictures of other fifty-year-old men masquerading as post-op transsexuals.
I'm not promising anything this time. If Tom and Rupert and the rest of the cuntflaps who run this horrific joke of a social network delete me again, it will likely be for the last time. If they leave me be, I intend to grow the tiny army I once had into something so huge and terrifying it will leave Sean Hannity with no other choice but to fellate my astonishing manhood until his skull caves in.
This time I'm putting my actual information up, so that I don't have to field anymore questions about my ethnic and geographic incongruities. What you see is essentially what you get. Understand me, fuckpants?
Things have changed a little, but I'm still the boiling cauldron of terrifying hatred you all once grew to know and love. I know, because I still have your creepy emails saved to a private folder.
Oh and yes, I still hate any woman named Amber.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Tom.

In a dark alley.

Wearing chaps.

Again.

My Blog

PSA

Attention fuckmuffins, This is a public service announcement on behalf of the Divine Intervention Cultural Kibbutz (D.I.C.K.). I'll make this short and sweet, so listen up. If someone says something t...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:28:00 GMT

Unsolicited Letter to a Motherfucker

Dear Motherfucker, Today you were your usual, self-absorbed self.  So deeply was your skull embedded in your own rectum that I am certain my words were deadened by several inches of middle-aged f...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 00:15:00 GMT

Entitlementia

My shameful lovechildren, It's been too long, and I'm aware of this.  I couldn't possibly forget it with the number of messages I get full of pleading, scraping, bowing and offers of anonymous th...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 21:30:00 GMT

We shovel the savings onto you.

(I dedicate this to the fucking assholes who were blabbering about their salaries and favorite shopping centers ten feet from me today.) For anyone out there who thinks corporations actually care abou...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 17:21:00 GMT

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

My fellow wormfood, This is a change of form, but something that needs doing.  In my important opinion, most of the human race is a fucking joke, and the same tired routines and pathetic social i...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 18:10:00 GMT

Level (with) Yourself

Today's little Hallmark card is about vocations.  No fuckfart, not those things where you visit relatives around the holidays or take a cruise to some disease-infested tropical hellhole.  Th...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 14:23:00 GMT

If You Paint It, They Will Cum

This one's about art, kids. Now, before any of you write me off without allowing me to put my verbal skewers into your eyes, bear in mind that art is much more than what your imbecile schoolteachers a...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 13:05:00 GMT

I hate everyone.

That's it.  I just hate everyone.  Nothing's changed.  It's really a reminder to myself more than anything. Remember to spay and neuter your children. DI
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 21:05:00 GMT