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Ricardo Aleman

Ricardo Aleman - Mexican/American Comedian

About Me


I just released a new Book and CD . Check it out at LuLu.com
I'm a Stand-Up Comedian from New Jersey, and I am 100% Mexican. I know.... I don't believe it either, but it's true, I'm Mexican, and I live in New Jersey.
I know what you're saying... "Ok, a white Mexican from New Jersey... but is he funny?!".. well check out the video at the top of the page and see for yourself... and/or check the gig list below the video and come to a show.
I sense that you still have a burning question inside, so let me answer it for you. No, I don't speak spanish.. but I want to learn. Meanwhile, for all my latino fans that want to read this page in spanish, click here and I'll have google translate it for you.
For those of you who still don't believe I'm Mexican, read my F.A.Q.

Oh, I also lost a bunch of weight. See...
Before - 250 lbs - May 2004
After - 180 lbs - March 2006
Watch the video below to see more, and read my 70 lbs Weight Loss Success Story .

Ricardo Aleman - 250 lbs to 180 lbs (SHORT VERSION)
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Longer Version Available Here

My Interests


Watch me insult David Hasselhoff and Piers Morgan on America's Got Talent

Read the story at AOL's TVSquad

My NEW CD

REALITY CD
I Am Not An Insult Comic


Check it out with a FREE preview track at LuLu.com

A self help book that makes fun of self help books

I pulled this little gem out of the trunk of my car. I was 15 years old in 1993 and was having an awesome year. I was so convinced I had all the answers to life that I wrote this book about it. Well, it's mostly about picking up girls.
with comentary by comedians:
Ray Ellin, Brian Scolaro, & Vanessa Hollingshead
Check it out with a FREE preview chapter at LuLu.com

I love watching Ultimate Fighting and Pride fighting. I like playing poker, and hanging out with my Dog, Nina.

adopt your own virtual pet!

I LOVE ATARI. I have an original 2600 hooked up to my 43 inch TV. And if you have never played pong on a 43 inch TV... then let me tell you... it takes forever for the ball to reach the other side. :-) Here's some retro games to encourage you to spend more time on my page. USE ARROW KEYS AND SPACE BAR FOR CONTROLS

Click here to play Asteroids BIGGER in my Theater


Click here to play Space Invaders BIGGER in my Theater



Click here to play Pac-Man BIGGER in my Theater

I'd like to meet:


I would like to meet a Unicorn. I saw one once when I was little at the circus, but in hindsight, I'm pretty sure that was a goat with an ice cream cone on his head.

Visit my website, FunnyMexican.com , for more info and to sign up on my mailing list.

Music:

Not Country

Movies:

I'll try to give the short list.. I'm a movie buff. All time favorites: Indaina Jones, Star Wars, Back to the Furture, Jaws, Close Encounters, James Bond, Leathal Weapon, Beverly Hills Cop, Superman, Rocky, Sneakers, Magnolia, Lost in Translation, Ghost Busters, Cattyshack, Canonball Run, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstien, Pulp Fiction, Resevour Dogs, Romancing the Stone, Heat, American Beauty, American Pie, Forest Gump, Leap of Faith, Mad Max, Oceans Eleven, War Games, Scent of a Woman, Scarface, Holly Grail, Swingers... jeaze... I could go on... basically I like good movies.

Television:

The A Team, Knight Rider, Three's Company, Full House, Cheers, Cosby Show, ALF, Punky Brewster, Transformers, Thunder Cats, He-Man, Batman, The Incredible Hulk, and once in a while I watch the news.

Books:

If a book is any good, then they will make it into a movie and I'll watch that. That's good time management.

My Blog

76-year-old man oldest to scale Mount Everest

Where comedians go to write jokes!76-year-old man oldest to scale Mount EverestBy: Ricardo AlemanVia AP NewsKATMANDU, Nepal (AP)  Mountaineering officials say a 76-year-old Nepalese man has scaled M...
Posted by Ricardo Aleman on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 11:31:00 PST

Steve-O Pleads Guilty to Cocaine

Where comedians go to write jokes!Steve-O Pleads Guilty to CocaineBy: Ricardo Aleman"Jackass" Star Steve-O Pleads Guilty to Cocaine Possession... WOW... no kidding... I knew this guy did CrAzY stuff....
Posted by Ricardo Aleman on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 08:56:00 PST

FLDS: Polygamy brings glorification in heaven

Where comedians go to write jokes!FLDS: Polygamy brings glorification in heavenBy: Ricardo AlemanAccording to the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, Polygamy brings glorifica...
Posted by Ricardo Aleman on Thu, 22 May 2008 01:12:00 PST

Donkey serves time in jail for being an ass

Where comedians go to write jokes!Donkey serves time in jail for being an assBy: Ricardo AlemanVia AP NewsWhen I say "Donkey", I dont mean some teenaged girl that paid for her spring break trip to Me...
Posted by Ricardo Aleman on Tue, 20 May 2008 11:46:00 PST

No Nipples, No Problem

Where comedians go to write jokes!No Nipples, No ProblemBy: Ricardo AlemanVia People.comStars like Jennifer Hudson, Mariska Hargitay and Angie Harmon all stripped down for Allure's annual portfolio o...
Posted by Ricardo Aleman on Thu, 08 May 2008 10:21:00 PST

NY Bride arrested at her Wedding Reception

Where comedians go to write jokes!NY Bride arrested at her Wedding ReceptionBy: Ricardo AlemanVia AP newsPORT CHESTER, N.Y.  A New York bride was arrested at her wedding reception after the she tras...
Posted by Ricardo Aleman on Fri, 02 May 2008 01:05:00 PST

Miley Cyrus wants to be a whore when she grows up!

Where comedians go to write jokes!Miley Cyrus wants to be a whore when she grows up!By: Ricardo AlemanVia People.comThat's right folks. Star of Hanna Montana and America's favorite jailbait, Miley Cy...
Posted by Ricardo Aleman on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:49:00 PST

New Airport Body Scanner Sees Through Clothes

Where comedians go to write jokes!New Airport Body Scanner Sees Through ClothesBy: Ricardo AlemanVia LA Times"I see London, I see France..."New airport body scanners at LAX can see if you are conceal...
Posted by Ricardo Aleman on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:37:00 PST

Oklahoma sheriff was using inmates as sex slaves

Where comedians go to write jokes!Oklahoma sheriff was using inmates as sex slavesBy: Ricardo AlemanVia AP NewsCuster County Sheriff Mike Burgess resigned Wednesday just as state prosecutors filed 35...
Posted by Ricardo Aleman on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:03:00 PST

Polygamist Church Answers Raid With Song & Prayer

Where comedians go to write jokes!Polygamist Church Answers Raid With Song & PrayerBy: Ricardo AlemanVia AP NewsSAN ANGELO, Texas (AP)  When police officers armed with weapons and protective gea...
Posted by Ricardo Aleman on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:33:00 PST