Erin

My computer's a piece of shit. It's basically a giant calculator with a tit-job. Everyone's gotten sucked into Myspace like my mom's drawn to the liquor store. I bite my nails and they look like shit. I still have Atari and I watch the Brady Bunch. Most of my friends are alcoholics. They get real shitfaced and do stupid things, like make me call out of work and spend all my money at the bars. As glamorous as it sounds, I'll probably end up waiting tables for the rest of my life until I end up alone in a trailer surrounded by empty PBR cans. Once upon a time my mom married my ex-boyfriend's uncle. Now the bastard's my stepcousin. They're all living happily ever after, smoking butts while hanging out at the Target stores and shooting at the signs. My brother's friends kidknapped a sheep once and put it in his apartment while he was out of town. It'd be neat to have a pet owl that would eat lollipops. I hate bees. They suck. Even the ones that are half-dead on the windowsill, twitching and buzzing. Fuck them. Honeycomb cereal freaks me out. Rent-a-cops are funny. Sea monkeys, tumble weeds, mexican jumping beans and lawn gnomes are all pretty nifty as well. I love mustard. I eat it plain. Pull 'n peel twizzlers are good, too. I suck with directions. I get lost on my way home all the time because I'm retarded. Keg parties are a nice way to spend an evening. Being shitfaced and on welfare is kind of appealing to me. It's all about lowering my standards til they're met. I'm pretty sure my neighbors hate me. Shopping for anything sucks. Sometimes I'll even get on stage and talk about what a fascinating life I lead.

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Erin
Birthday: Sometime in March
Birthplace: P-town
Current Location: probably a bar somewhere
Eye Color: bloodshot
Hair Color: who's?
Height: fucking short
Right Handed or Left Handed: neither
Your Heritage: drunk
The Shoes You Wore Today: none
Your Weakness: anything gummy
Your Fears: killer bees attacking. Or tomatos...
Your Perfect Pizza: free is good
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I don't have any
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Too stupid to have instant messenger
Thoughts First Waking Up: It's still light out!
Your Best Physical Feature: my giant tits
Your Bedtime: after last call
Your Most Missed Memory: The pictures of the sheep in my bro's apt
Pepsi or Coke: freeze pops
MacDonalds or Burger King: you'll get the shits either way
Single or Group Dates: drunk people are funny
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: who gives a shit?
Chocolate or Vanilla: what? vodka? vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee: hazelnut
Do you Smoke: oxygen's stupid
Do you Swear: that wouldn't be very lady like
Do you Sing: if I'm trashed, it could happen, unfortunately.
Do you Shower Daily: sure
Have you Been in Love: sometimes
Do you want to go to College: yeah, right
Do you want to get Married: sometimes
Do you belive in yourself: I am a winner
Do you get Motion Sickness: not much, unless you count the spins
Do you think you are Attractive: only in tube tops and overalls
Are you a Health Freak: I've seen people jogging before
Do you get along with your Parents: when?
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes!
Do you play an Instrument: I stick 2 recorders up my nose. hot.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Has your mom ever put out?
In the past month have you Smoked: Only to fit in and look cool
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I love afterschool specials
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I went to the liquor store
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but I bet the fat girls at the mall have
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I love seaweed
In the past month have you been on Stage: probably
In the past month have you been Dumped: probably
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: only with my uncles and step-brother
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just the hearts of dirty old pedophiles
Ever been Drunk: I live in Maine
Ever been called a Tease: Only when skinny dipping with the fam
Ever been Beaten up: I hit my head on a mailbox
Ever Shoplifted: Does an unpaid newspaper subscription count?
How do you want to Die: At funtown. It'd be a good story I bet.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A single mom on welfare in a trailer.
What country would you most like to Visit: Biddeford's nice. So isn't Millinocket.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: As long as they both match...
Favourite Hair Color: I don't give a shit
Short or Long Hair: bald
Height: 4'
Weight: 627lbs
Best Clothing Style: wife beaters and speedos are good
Number of Drugs I have taken: I hate math
Number of CDs I own: How many has Kenny G. put out?
Number of Piercings: 6 (3 in each ear)
Number of Tattoos: nada
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Most insults I said while trashed, and this survey.
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